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VermilionSkye said:
self control! :p

when it comes to this, I have none, it seems!

Self control is critical. Think how you would feel if you couldn't find it.
 
VermilionSkye said:
Hello! I hope you've been enjoying those simple pleasures, too!

Oh yes indeed I do, every morning before going into work. And while at work, softly and slowly jerking under the desk. Makes the day go easier. :devil:
 
bronzeage said:
Self control is critical. Think how you would feel if you couldn't find it.
this is very true indeed.

You should be here contributing to the jaying!
 
Dunchad said:
Oh yes indeed I do, every morning before going into work. And while at work, softly and slowly jerking under the desk. Makes the day go easier. :devil:


jack jack jack!

Ooohh!
 
this is a weird one even for me.

i wanked tonight to the time-life commercial that was on tv for soft rock of the 70s.

i don't even want to know what the fuck that was all about.
 
Hester said:
this is a weird one even for me.

i wanked tonight to the time-life commercial that was on tv for soft rock of the 70s.

i don't even want to know what the fuck that was all about.

Threesome with Seals and Croft?
 
Hester said:
this is a weird one even for me.

i wanked tonight to the time-life commercial that was on tv for soft rock of the 70s.

i don't even want to know what the fuck that was all about.
how deep is your love?
lol...


I wanked in the parental unit's bed one last time
cleaned my hands on teh sheets
and made the bed
perving on all kinds of wonderfulness
 
Hester said:
this is a weird one even for me.

i wanked tonight to the time-life commercial that was on tv for soft rock of the 70s.

i don't even want to know what the fuck that was all about.


Because the 70's were pervalicious. All that nasty doubleknit and bad shoes. Drinking and smoking and key parties and all of it more than slightly ridiculous looking and embarassing from the current day view. Lots of sexual force and coersion depicted in films and books and it was cool, not criminal, for the most part.

I mean, think about it:

A hirsute lothario in a powder-blue leisure suit with bad caps and a pouffy comb-over to match his muttonchops and mustache plays up his "sexy" while he prepares to forcibly mount his "date" for the evening. And all the while in the background you're hearing Muskrat Love or Afternoon Delight or something.
 
oh, and i told you i didn't want to know what that was about. that was a noncon analysis, missy.
 
LowMurmur said:
Threesome with Seals and Croft?

Interesting that you mention them because I used to look at their records as a kid and think "there's something really sketchy about these fellows". It was perversity, I know now.

Another perv from the 70s is the Camel Man...that explorer with the big ball of golden afro hair.

I jacked this morning but I stretched it out too long and mortgaged the o. Fantasy was good, thinking about taking a girl to swinger's clubs and then only allowing horndogs to fuck her for 2 minutes apiece, by stopwatch....to cut down on all that boring porno-star shit. Maybe one minute. Go for it!
 
bridgeburner said:
I mean, think about it:

A hirsute lothario in a powder-blue leisure suit with bad caps and a pouffy comb-over to match his muttonchops and mustache plays up his "sexy" while he prepares to forcibly mount his "date" for the evening. And all the while in the background you're hearing Muskrat Love or Afternoon Delight or something.

Hey! I didn't have a comb-over!
 
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