Jacking-Off Log

[Hester]

Real world activity? What in the hell would I do with that???

I still think the trappings and pomp would make me giggle rather than pant. Wrestle and spank and tie me up or hold me down? Fine and dandy. Put on a leather hood and make me talk about myself in the third person? Not so much. Sometimes I think those things are hot, most times they're hot so long as they don't really involve me. It's all the high-protocol stuff that makes me feel silly. I'm more of a Stanley Kowalski fan --- schtupp me at the kitchen sink or something.

i agree. the bdsm accouterments and formalities would leave me laughing or just walking away. i prefer spontaneity and rawness and barely on the edge of control. costumes are for renfaires.

yay hawthorne!!!!!

 

[luxey313]

i agree. the bdsm accouterments and formalities would leave me laughing or just walking away. i prefer spontaneity and rawness and barely on the edge of control. costumes are for renfaires.

yay hawthorne!!!!!

a bit too much theatrics for my taste
I want primal and spur of the moment (but calculated in his brain)

 

[castorpollux]

Just finished. Got off big time watching a gang bang. Seven guys one girl lots of deep thraot gagging. Really hot. Basking in that after orgasm glow

 

[bridgeburner]

Luxey,

The girl in your sig-line looks exactly like the best friend of my childhood. We had a falling out when I was about 18 and saw each other only infrequently after that - the last time more than 12 years ago. I've no idea what happened to her after that.

 

[stirbird]

That's a good question!

I haven't read any of the others, I think I shall.

Let me know. I'm on a budget until I get a new gig, so there will be no book-buying for awhile.

 

[stirbird]

Real world activity? What in the hell would I do with that???

I still think the trappings and pomp would make me giggle rather than pant.

And then there are the "Show Tunes" that the more vocally talented (or just totally unshameable) dominate masters insist upon subjecting their captive audience to while they get beaten. It's weird to feel this shockingly hot pain on your hip as the mean little singletail does a wraparound, and, at the same time, be giggling your head off while a deep bass boisterously shouts out, "Bring me little WATA, Silve!"

 

[tortoise]

i agree. the bdsm accouterments and formalities would leave me laughing or just walking away. i prefer spontaneity and rawness and barely on the edge of control. costumes are for renfaires.

yay hawthorne!!!!!

Hey now. Spending countless thousands on elaborate fetish gear and paraphernalia to outfit my Imperial Dungeon of Doom Room was a very spontaneous act, thankyouverymuch!

*harumphing off in a huff*

 

[tortoise]

Real world activity? What in the hell would I do with that???

I still think the trappings and pomp would make me giggle rather than pant. Wrestle and spank and tie me up or hold me down? Fine and dandy. Put on a leather hood and make me talk about myself in the third person? Not so much. Sometimes I think those things are hot, most times they're hot so long as they don't really involve me. It's all the high-protocol stuff that makes me feel silly. I'm more of a Stanley Kowalski fan --- schtupp me at the kitchen sink or something.

The good news is that I just blew the lid off my O-meter. I was inspired by...ahem, Nathaniel Hawthorne. Puritain tales are almost always good fodder. I was reading along and got distracted by my own imaginings of witch examinations and the like and suddenly I was off to the bedroom. Ten minutes was about as long as I could drag it out, but the payoff was as if the O's of the last few days were just minor tremors before The Big One.

I'm looking forward to aftershocks.

There is something extremely hot about a jack inspired by Puritanical tales.

Also, "schtupp me at the kitchen sink" made me growl.

 

[Marquis]

And then there are the "Show Tunes" that the more vocally talented (or just totally unshameable) dominate masters insist upon subjecting their captive audience to while they get beaten. It's weird to feel this shockingly hot pain on your hip as the mean little singletail does a wraparound, and, at the same time, be giggling your head off while a deep bass boisterously shouts out, "Bring me little WATA, Silve!"

I do a great Tevian myself.

 

[stirbird]

That one's way too obscure for me, unless you mean you drone boring astrophysics to your captive audience?

 

[luxey313]

Luxey,

The girl in your sig-line looks exactly like the best friend of my childhood. We had a falling out when I was about 18 and saw each other only infrequently after that - the last time more than 12 years ago. I've no idea what happened to her after that.

Was her name Dominique Swain?

 

[Marquis]

That one's way too obscure for me, unless you mean you drone boring astrophysics to your captive audience?

Sorry, I thought you were referencing Fiddler on the Roof for some reason.

*Tevye

 

[Olivianna]

I do a great Tevian myself.

it's 'tevia'

 

[Marquis]

it's 'tevia'

You were closer than I, but I looked it up (see above).

 

[stirbird]

Sorry, I thought you were referencing Fiddler on the Roof for some reason.

*Tevye

Oh!

The thing I quoted is a line from an old blues song. Leadbelly does a nice, sedate version. Not so, my entertainer. :/

 

[bridgeburner]

There is something extremely hot about a jack inspired by Puritanical tales.

Also, "schtupp me at the kitchen sink" made me growl.

Yep, All that repression and rage and fear and obsession.

....and then there's the growling. I've got some house-cleaning to do this morning before the landlord comes by.....

 

[bridgeburner]

Was her name Dominique Swain?

Nope, and in most of the photos of Ms. Swain I've just looked at they are nothing similar. It was just from that particular angle.

 

[tortoise]

Yep, All that repression and rage and fear and obsession.

....and then there's the growling. I've got some house-cleaning to do this morning before the landlord comes by.....

So. Growling = sexy. Trappings and pomp = not sexy. Check.

*writing that down*

 

[Pypal66]

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[stirbird]

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[rosco rathbone]

I said bdsm activity and everyone jumped to conclusions.

I've stopped using that term ironically or smirkingly. Now it just means evil sex.

 

[tortoise]

I said bdsm activity and everyone jumped to conclusions.

I've stopped using that term ironically or smirkingly. Now it just means evil sex.

Amen, rapscallion. A surplus of acoutrements just turns the sublimely evil into the ridiculous.

Mmmmm evil sex.

*nostrils flaring*

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Does anyone wank in this thread anymore?

 

[cjh]

Does anyone wank in this thread anymore?

pinochle on wednesday evenings.

risk on fridays.

 

[Checkers]

Does anyone wank in this thread anymore?

I'll wank with you Boobs, then we can come back and relay each others techniques.


Mudge looks like he just saw your boobs flop out of your brazier.