Jacking-Off Log

[rosco rathbone]

Okay, I seriously lol'd. I can picture it, in detail.

I love you, man. You are an inspiration to us all.

And this is the greatest pervy thread in the history of the world.

aww, you gave me a warm fuzzy, manseed.


you are all my jacking children *spreads arms wide*

 

[Hester]

you are all my jacking children *spreads arms wide*

ai, papi!

 

[rimmy]

ai, papi!

Those are magic words. Please don't use them unless you're prepared for what follows.


ai, mami.

 

[Hester]

ai, papi!!!!

 

[rimmy]

ai, papi!!!!

That was just cruel.


The bean should be sending you a thank you pm later.

 

[Hester]

That was just cruel.


The bean should be sending you a thank you pm later.

pls make sure it includes pictures

 

[tortoise]

*beaming*

Lest things get too sickly sweet, I shall log last night's bedtime jack, in brief. Another slow, slippery, lighthanded onanistic foray this time, my first in quite some time. Attempted to achieve an optimum baseline of pressure and tempo, the very lightest and slowest caress sufficient to maintain a steady build towards culmination. Concetrated all of my focus, thought, and energy on my panoply of mental visions, which were too varied and numerous to detail here, but which ran the gamut between tenderness and fuckrage, soft whispers and obscenely snarling fulminations. I've no earthly idea how long it took, but I was all about savoring the mental scenery of the journey and willfully delaying the arrival at my destination. When I did arrive, it was quite impressive, both from a sensory and a ballistic standpoint. Something about being relaxed at climax instead of clenched and convulsive can, somewhat paradoxically, make the resulting ejaculatory salvoes quite powerful. Anointed pillow, sheets, and a good portion of my anatomy with viscous seed.

 

[kissmeonthe69]

Wow....

*beaming*

Lest things get too sickly sweet, I shall log last night's bedtime jack, in brief. Another slow, slippery, lighthanded onanistic foray this time, my first in quite some time. Attempted to achieve an optimum baseline of pressure and tempo, the very lightest and slowest caress sufficient to maintain a steady build towards culmination. Concetrated all of my focus, thought, and energy on my panoply of mental visions, which were too varied and numerous to detail here, but which ran the gamut between tenderness and fuckrage, soft whispers and obscenely snarling fulminations. I've no earthly idea how long it took, but I was all about savoring the mental scenery of the journey and willfully delaying the arrival at my destination. When I did arrive, it was quite impressive, both from a sensory and a ballistic standpoint. Something about being relaxed at climax instead of clenched and convulsive can, somewhat paradoxically, make the resulting ejaculatory salvoes quite powerful. Anointed pillow, sheets, and a good portion of my anatomy with viscous seed.

That is too cool... It makes me want you.

By the way:



<------ HO HERE.


PLEASE POUND...

 

[rosco rathbone]

Something about being relaxed at climax instead of clenched and convulsive can, somewhat paradoxically, make the resulting ejaculatory salvoes quite powerful.

That's how it's done. Sexual kung fu.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

I imagined my arms were free, but ankles tied, not together, but to the bed. So I was open enough for missionary position, but couldn't bring my legs up or around him. Held back from what I felt like doing, I was limited to an upward thrusting of my pelvis. In the jack, I didn't let myself move my legs into the usual position either, but kept them stretched out straight and not too wide open. The untypical and slightly frustrating position slowed me down a little, and the frustration had me bucking my hips frantically to get the right pressure. I didn't let my toy do all the work, but forced myself to get the friction from the bucking motion. I came like an animal - sort of snarling.

 

[tortoise]

That's how it's done. Sexual kung fu.

Aye. Becoming one with the O, letting the seed fly where it will. Often, I don't even squeeze as the climax approaches, just let the rhythmic penile pulsations do all of the work, while I lie back and reap the whirlwind.

That is too cool... It makes me want you.

By the way:



<------ HO HERE.


PLEASE POUND...

Thank you! While your kind words, enthusiasm and gleeful zeal are all certainly noted and appreciated, I'm obliged to be honest and tell you that I am considering several other applicants for the post of poundee at this juncture. It would help the screening process immensely if you were to describe, in vivid detail, just what you believe makes you exceptionally poundable. Take your time, be thorough, and submit your response in this thread when you are done.

 

[cjh]

<snip> Something about being relaxed at climax instead of clenched and convulsive can, somewhat paradoxically, make the resulting ejaculatory salvoes quite powerful. <snip>

if i ride for any length of time am not careful with how i stride my saddle, the constant vibration of my wheels on the asphalt stimulates me to no end and the pressure against the blood vessels under my cock and balls results in a semirigid cock. (urologists will tell you this is not a good thing to do on a regular basis.)

the end result, though, can be that the stimulation of removing my shorts coupled with a few deft strokes is enough release a powerful, somewhat frantic, stream of jism and a convulsive orgasm from a relaxed cock.

it's a grand release.

 

[tortoise]

I imagined my arms were free, but ankles tied, not together, but to the bed. So I was open enough for missionary position, but couldn't bring my legs up or around him. Held back from what I felt like doing, I was limited to an upward thrusting of my pelvis. In the jack, I didn't let myself move my legs into the usual position either, but kept them stretched out straight and not too wide open. The untypical and slightly frustrating position slowed me down a little, and the frustration had me bucking my hips frantically to get the right pressure. I didn't let my toy do all the work, but forced myself to get the friction from the bucking motion. I came like an animal - sort of snarling.

*speechless*

if i ride for any length of time am not careful with how i stride my saddle, the constant vibration of my wheels on the asphalt stimulates me to no end and the pressure against the blood vessels under my cock and balls results in a semirigid cock. (urologists will tell you this is not a good thing to do on a regular basis.)

the end result, though, can be that the stimulation of removing my shorts coupled with a few deft strokes is enough release a powerful, somewhat frantic, stream of jism and a convulsive orgasm from a relaxed cock.

it's a grand release.

Very, very cool, CJack. Almost tantric.

 

[bridgeburner]

And if you imagine him, lying in his place alone, listening to you jack while stroking his cock, does that work for you?

I'd be mortified. I've had to go back to silent jacking in my new place because I'm afraid of being heard. Once it gets too cool to leave the windows open I may feel okay about letting forth my voice again. I'm not super-loud when I play alone, but I might be able to be heard. Shit, I don't know.

I was thinking just today about how I find it incredibly hot to watch a man jack, but that I feel dumb doing it for someone else. This is mainly because I can't imagine that I'm all that entertaining to watch jack. I mean, I don't go for insertion and I probably play with my tits to the point of boredom for any potential audience, plus, I close my eyes and I'm into myself. If I was doing it for someone else I'd be too anxious about "looking right" to actually be into the jack.

Oh, what a trunkload of hangups I have!

edited to add: oh, wait. Would it turn me on if I thought I was turning him on? Yes. That would be cool. I just don't want to be overheard by anyone who isn't fully supportive of my jack.

 

[tortoise]

I'd be mortified. I've had to go back to silent jacking in my new place because I'm afraid of being heard. Once it gets too cool to leave the windows open I may feel okay about letting forth my voice again. I'm not super-loud when I play alone, but I might be able to be heard. Shit, I don't know.

I was thinking just today about how I find it incredibly hot to watch a man jack, but that I feel dumb doing it for someone else. This is mainly because I can't imagine that I'm all that entertaining to watch jack. I mean, I don't go for insertion and I probably play with my tits to the point of boredom for any potential audience, plus, I close my eyes and I'm into myself. If I was doing it for someone else I'd be too anxious about "looking right" to actually be into the jack.

Oh, what a trunkload of hangups I have!

But what if he made it clear, in no uncertain terms, that he found it incredibly hot to watch you? Would that work for you, do you think?

Edit: Just saw your edit, and I agree completely. If the "audience" is not aroused by listening/watching, it would do absolutely NOTHING for me.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

I'd be mortified.
[snip]
edited to add: oh, wait. Would it turn me on if I thought I was turning him on? Yes. That would be cool. I just don't want to be overheard by anyone who isn't fully supportive of my jack.

By odd coincidence, you find his sexual blog on line. You make up an anonymous identity and talk with him about his kinks, including watching women totally absorbed in playing with their tits and jacking. Even talking about twiddling your bean makes him so hot. You refuse his offer of cyber sex (he thinks you live in another state) and leave him high and dry. THEN go jack loudly with the windows open.
/hijack.

 

[tortoise]

By odd coincidence, you find his sexual blog on line. You make up an anonymous identity and talk with him about his kinks, including watching women totally absorbed in playing with their tits and jacking. Even talking about twiddling your bean makes him so hot. You refuse his offer of cyber sex (he thinks you live in another state) and leave him high and dry. THEN go jack loudly with the windows open.
/hijack.

Yeah. What she said.

Like, f'rinstance, if I was your next door neighbor, bb.

 

[MechaBlade]

aww, you gave me a warm fuzzy, manseed.


you are all my jacking children *spreads arms wide*

Wash your hands first.

Aye. Becoming one with the O, letting the seed fly where it will. Often, I don't even squeeze as the climax approaches, just let the rhythmic penile pulsations do all of the work, while I lie back and reap the whirlwind.

I like to relax into the O, and as soon as it comes, as soon as you can't prevent the seed from spilling, shuffle my knuckles like I was trying to start a fire. The natural O is followed by intense sensation Os, resulting in a perfect multiple O every time.

 

[luxey313]

My before bed jack was actually the kind you feel relief from head to toe.
I was in a hotel, being pounded from the back.
I am folded, heels under my ass, tits against my knees, shoulders against the bed.
White sheets, booze breath, he was pulling my hair and fingering my mouth.
Whispering horrible things in my ear and keeping me reigned with my locks.
Thighs shaking, just trying to stay up on my knees.
The powerfulness of his control and physical feeling he implemented in me was the most.
Hitting my what feels like my stomach and making me feel it all.

It was a minute and a half jack.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

I just don't want to be overheard by anyone who isn't fully supportive of my jack.

Just by the way, I think I could get off to listening to a woman really jack (not pornstar pretend jack) and I'm not even gay. Especially if she did a lot of tit squeezing and nipple pinching, and paid no attention to me whatsoever. Or if I did the breast part while she did the jack. Wait a minute. Maybe I'm a little bit gay.

 

[tortoise]

I like to relax into the O, and as soon as it comes, as soon as you can't prevent the seed from spilling, shuffle my knuckles like I was trying to start a fire. The natural O is followed by intense sensation Os, resulting in a perfect multiple O every time.

Yes! I can only do that sometimes, though. It seems as if cock conditions have to be ideal for it to work for me, and it's difficult to pinpoint exactly what those ideal conditions entail, but it's all about sensitivity rather than level of arousal. But yes, if all systems are go, it can go on for quite some time.

 

[tortoise]

My before bed jack was actually the kind you feel relief from head to toe.
I was in a hotel, being pounded from the back.
I am folded, heels under my ass, tits against my knees, shoulders against the bed.
White sheets, booze breath, he was pulling my hair and fingering my mouth.
Whispering horrible things in my ear and keeping me reigned with my locks.
Thighs shaking, just trying to stay up on my knees.
The powerfulness of his control and physical feeling he implemented in me was the most.
Hitting my what feels like my stomach and making me feel it all.

It was a minute and a half jack.

Very hot, lux.

 

[LowMurmur]

The untypical and slightly frustrating position slowed me down a little, and the frustration had me bucking my hips frantically to get the right pressure. I didn't let my toy do all the work, but forced myself to get the friction from the bucking motion. I came like an animal - sort of snarling.

There's poetry in this. Also, I think I just broke my zipper.

 

[rimmy]

My before bed jack was actually the kind you feel relief from head to toe.
I was in a hotel, being pounded from the back.
I am folded, heels under my ass, tits against my knees, shoulders against the bed.
White sheets, booze breath, he was pulling my hair and fingering my mouth.
Whispering horrible things in my ear and keeping me reigned with my locks.
Thighs shaking, just trying to stay up on my knees.
The powerfulness of his control and physical feeling he implemented in me was the most.
Hitting my what feels like my stomach and making me feel it all.

It was a minute and a half jack.

Just by the way, I think I could get off to listening to a woman really jack (not pornstar pretend jack) and I'm not even gay. Especially if she did a lot of tit squeezing and nipple pinching, and paid no attention to me whatsoever. Or if I did the breast part while she did the jack. Wait a minute. Maybe I'm a little bit gay.

I'm not sure which post is hotter so I'm gonna call it a tie.

Overtime will start as soon as I've had a little rest.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

aww, you gave me a warm fuzzy, manseed.


you are all my jacking children *spreads arms wide*

*beams*

you're awfully chipper, lately

I anticipate a jack to post very soon.

After my 2 week jacking hiatus and 3 day fuckfest, Imma gonna need some RELEASE


I have washed all my toys and inserted fresh batteries, now if only my pussy wasn't so tender, at the moment