Jacking-Off Log

[rosco rathbone]

No, no, no. You must have misunderstood the story. His death was caused by masturbaSHUN. Which is why I posted it in this thread: as a cautionary tale to all with ears to hear and eyes to see and about the evil designs of the dasterdly thread-starter. Beware of Piperous Players, O Children of Hamelin.

Heheh you understand the perversity of pied pipers, birdie. Fools in motley, punch and judy showmen, street magicians named "magic mick" in top hats...

 

[tortoise]

Heheh you understand the perversity of pied pipers, birdie. Fools in motley, punch and judy showmen, street magicians named "magic mick" in top hats...

Hurdy-gurdy men ("money is what you give the monkey, or the monkey pee on you"), spielers, cutpurses, players on a traveling stage. A special brand of pervert.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Hurdy-gurdy men ("money is what you give the monkey, or the monkey pee on you"), spielers, cutpurses, players on a traveling stage. A special brand of pervert.

I see that you also understand.

 

[rosco rathbone]

For tortoise.


hehe

 

[tortoise]

For tortoise.


hehe

Brilliant! A more colorful a band of ne'erdowells has never been assembled. Sounds like quite a bacchanal!

 

[stirbird]

Heheh you understand the perversity of pied pipers, birdie. Fools in motley, punch and judy showmen, street magicians named "magic mick" in top hats...

Yeah. "Birdie" gets a lot of things, but the one thing in life she wants the most she will, never, ever get. Along those same lines, it's interesting and instructional that the people one is most generous to always wind up to be the worst backstabbers. I don't know if it's the acts of generosity that brings out that viciousness in humans or if it's just that you expect more from somebody you have given a great deal to, but it seems to be a general rule of life. I do know that if I ever give anything to anyone again, I will have my back square against a wall, and I will be watching their every move.

 

[tortoise]

Yeah. "Birdie" gets a lot of things, but the one thing in life she wants the most she will, never, ever get. Along those same lines, it's interesting and instructional that the people one is most generous to always wind up to be the worst backstabbers. I don't know if it's the acts of generosity that brings out that viciousness in humans or if it's just that you expect more from somebody you have given a great deal to, but it seems to be a general rule of life. I do know that if I ever give anything to anyone again, I will have my back square against a wall, and I will be watching their every move.

Want we should smack them with a mackerel for you?

 

[stirbird]

Want we should smack them with a mackerel for you?

Nah, but thanks for offering. I just want to "live happily ever after" and perhaps, someday, after much water has passed under that particular bridge, earn their everlasting envy. That would be quite satisfying.

 

[tortoise]

Living well is the best revenge.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

Wait, NG. So "Daddy" is a lit man??? Scandalous!

oh yes, he is. I've mentioned it before....

I masturbated tonight, with him on the phone, teasing me.....I was 2 seconds away from cumming, soooo close, my pussy hole was throbbing in time with my pulse even tho I was holding perfectly still, it was like all my sexual energy was surging around and hovering over my clit, all I needed was one more wiggle/thrust/breath, to be sent over the edge and he made me stop.......

 

[MechaBlade]

I actually thought about cutting back, but had to give in to an impulse jack.

Just like self-cutting, all the emotion required release.

Now seems insufficient. That's weird.

 

[LollyPops]

last night in bed I woke up at 2 am I got that familiar 'tingle', so I rubbed down there for a bit. I was too tired to get off though.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

I actually thought about cutting back, but had to give in to an impulse jack.

Just like self-cutting, all the emotion required release.

Now seems insufficient. That's weird.

Interesting you can jack for that release, I would just need to cry...

 

[rosco rathbone]

Now seems insufficient. That's weird.

blocked orgones. *nods*

 

[Marquis]

PS: Still going strong, Marquis?

Still going strong.

 

[hogjack]

last night in bed I woke up at 2 am I got that familiar 'tingle', so I rubbed down there for a bit. I was too tired to get off though.

You can make it up during daylight hours.

You owe it to yourself.

 

[_pebbles]

I'm purposely trying to rid myself of thinking of a certain someone. As luck would have it, there's a home on the corner that's having an addition put on. The neighborhood is abuzz with a variety of construction types - framers, roofers, plumbers and electricians. I've altered my jog route just a bit and I pass them from both sides now. I'm enjoying their stares. I incorporate the gawkers into my rubs. I've been dialing up one from the mental roladex for my daily pushing of my reset button. For some reason I assume these muscle bound types curse a streak during the course of their day. I think how they would run their dirty mouths as they work out their frustrations on my body. Sound is always key to me. I don't know how anyone could be quiet in bed.

 

[bridgeburner]

Heheh you understand the perversity of pied pipers, birdie. Fools in motley, punch and judy showmen, street magicians named "magic mick" in top hats...

Ah, the secret of why fairs and carnivals and amusement parks make my libido throb!

 

[bridgeburner]

I think how they would run their dirty mouths as they work out their frustrations on my body. Sound is always key to me. I don't know how anyone could be quiet in bed.

yep, yep, yep

I always wanted to hear dirty talk and the grunts and groans of my partners but I've only discovered my own voice in the past year or so. It does make things better --- like humming when you eat.

 

[rosco rathbone]

For some reason I assume these muscle bound types curse a streak during the course of their day. I think how they would run their dirty mouths as they work out their frustrations on my body. Sound is always key to me. I don't know how anyone could be quiet in bed.

That's one of the best things about being a construction worker: constant cursing.

Also: No Girls, getting to smash things, and not having to shave.

 

[_geisha_]

not rubbing the bean for two weeks, to see how i can do it.

wish me luck.

 

[rosco rathbone]

not rubbing the bean for two weeks, to see how i can do it.

wish me luck.

I do this often. It works better if you don't have alternate sources of os. I'm interested to see how females fare under a regime of no jacking. Make sure to keep us updated as to the state of you health, psychosexuality, tension, and orgones.

 

[bridgeburner]

The longest I recall going without jacking is 3-4 months. I was taking Paxil and I never felt so asexual in my life. It depressed the shit out of me --- which was counterproductive to what the drug was supposed to do in the first place. Thinking about sex is a huge part of my mental workload. It was like I'd lost a limb.

The odd thing was, you'd think that if I didn't have sexual feelings that I wouldn't want to get off. If sex didn't interest me to think about then I wouldn't miss it if I wasn't getting any with myself or anyone else. Not the case at all.

So then I ran out of my prescription on a holiday weekend or some shit and went off it cold turkey. By the third day I couldn't even think straight for wanting to get off. This was in addition to paranoia and mania, but I must've thought about sex every two or three minutes.

We don't do Paxil aaaaaanymore.

I was quite reassured when my therapist immediately agreed that loss of libido was a Very Serious Matter. We tried a new drug but he told me to let him know if things didn't improve and he'd write me a script for yohimbine. I was tempted to lie just to try the stuff out, but I figured it was bad juju to lie to my therapist.

Anybody here ever try it?

 

[bridgeburner]

er....yohimbine, that is, not lying to your therapist. That's none of my business.

 

[Marquis]

My jacking hiatus has had a wonderful effect on my sex life.