Jacking-Off Log

[stirbird]

I just had a great one on the toilet, in fact, I think it's the first one that's feel real and not all limp and disassociated, in well over two years.

I was doing my Sunday digital movie cleaning again (until my new hard drive gets here I am very short on space!) and most of the weird sick stuff I tend to collect, while intellectually interesting (like the Japanese girl who had a couple dozen tiny live eels "poured" into her anus by means of a plastic funnel) wasn't rocking my teeny boat.

But I came across a very short, almost conventional clip of a blonde deepthroating a guy in a hardhat sitting down at a construction site. There's some voiceover about how she wants all that sperm deep inside her throat, and then the camera pulls back and you see he's pulled up her skirt and is fondling her ass as she sucks him. Behind her sits his buddy, who has been watching and masturbating. The guy being sucked gives the buddy a look and buddy two puts some saliva on the tip of his cock. Then the clip ends.

I watched a lot of movies after that, discarding many, keeping a few, and then got up to pee. While sitting on the can I noticed I was wet and, as I handn't played with myself in that room in a very long time, although it's a favorite spot, I decided to give it a try. I imagined the construction scene with myself as the girl. Only in my scene, the guy getting sucked is a boyfriend who told me all he was going to do is humiliate me there in front of his co-workers. Both men are both sitting on some fresh lumber, and I am standing up, bent over. My skirt's pulled up revealing some embarassing and scanty panties hardly covering my big brown ass. When my friend sees how excited his work buddy is, he changes his mind about only humiliating me with exposure and says to him, "Go ahead! Fuck her in the ass, and make it really hurt! She'll like it." So the second man does, viciously, and it feels like a sharpened spear impaling me, and I shriek over the first man's cock and occasionally look up, crying with my eyes for him to stop it, as I suck. I'm also giving the second man quite a ride, throwing my hips around, trying to shake him out of my abraded hole. But I don't dare let my mouth leave the first man's dick. I know him and know that what he'll do to me if I disobey in that fashion will be far worse than the anal agony I am currently undergoing. My lips stay glued to his groin while my hips move violently and I continue my muffled screaming. Both men enjoy this immensely. The third or forth time that he smiles and shakes his head "No" to my beseeching eyes, he lets go in my mouth. Then I came. Natural, normal, and real, just like it used to be. Not super intense, but, and this is hard to pin down, it felt "realer" than even more intense ones have in the recent past.

I was even too dizzy afterward to be able to think or even see straight. When I could, I stood up and felt my facial cheeks as I gazed at myself in the bathroom mirror. Although they were burning hot, I didn't seem much color in them--I am not lily white so it takes a lot of heat to work some color into them, apparently. My lips, however, which are quite full to begin with were clearly much larger and a deep scarlet-plum color--they were doing the blushing for the cheeks. They were also very relaxed, which normally aren't because I carry tension in my jaws. Little tears that had leaked out of the corners of my eyes made them shine. I thought that I haven't looked this good in a very long time.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Oi, birdie. That made me want to have a go.


2 jacks in 2 days: UNSAT.

 

[stirbird]

Two jacks in two days sounds like normal, or even moderate, for a man. What's so UNSAT about it?

 

[Marquis]

Still on my jacking hiatus. Sex life is recovering beautifully.

 

[Hester]

Still on my jacking hiatus. Sex life is recovering beautifully.

jacking *is* my sex life

 

[luxey313]

Two jacks in two days sounds like normal, or even moderate, for a man. What's so UNSAT about it?

Your jack was very very hot.

 

[stirbird]

Your jack was very very hot.

Thanks, Luxey. I'm glad you liked it. While I try to be true and only write about stuff that turns me on, I also consider my audience and try to make it entertaining for them as well. I feel like I know this audience a little, because I've read your jacks, so I can write to some of you, at least a little bit.

 

[stirbird]

Still on my jacking hiatus. Sex life is recovering beautifully.

So when you stop jacking you don't stop orgasms totally? Just the ones from self-touch?

 

[luxey313]

Thanks, Luxey. I'm glad you liked it. While I try to be true and only write about stuff that turns me on, I also consider my audience and try to make it entertaining for them as well. I feel like I know this audience a little, because I've read your jacks, so I can write to some of you, at least a little bit.

It is funny, I do to some degree in presentation.
But I like what I like, and admittingly, feel shamed about it because I'm just learning what I dig and don't.
Your turn-ons and pics, are always more "extreme" than mine. And you open doors for me I normally wouldn't. I always feel excited and cannot wait to read you when you do write or post pics, like I am so vanilla compared to you.

I glad you came good, honeybunny.

 

[Marquis]

So when you stop jacking you don't stop orgasms totally? Just the ones from self-touch?

Yes, a total orgasmic hiatus is something I can't even conceive. Plus I'm sure my girlfriend wouldn't appreciate it.

 

[stirbird]

It is funny, I do to some degree in presentation.
But I like what I like, and admittingly, feel shamed about it because I'm just learning what I dig and don't.
Your turn-ons and pics, are always more "extreme" than mine. And you open doors for me I normally wouldn't. I always feel excited and cannot wait to read you when you do write or post pics, like I am so vanilla compared to you.

I glad you came good, honeybunny.

Thanks You are not the least bit vanilla, from what I have read of your writings. But like you said, you are still very much in the process of discovering what you like. I wish I had been smart enough to do that at your age (early 20s?) but I just had vague feelings then (and also no internet to help me perv). I would have had more fun, I think, if I had understood myself better back then.

 

[stirbird]

Yes, a total orgasmic hiatus is something I can't even conceive. Plus I'm sure my girlfriend wouldn't appreciate it.

Hey, it might be good for her constitution. If you ever try total hiatus, maybe you should make her do it too? Assuming that wouldnt' result in WWIII between you guys (imagining two very sexually frustrated young people in the same home together--could get nasty!)

 

[luxey313]

Thanks You are not the least bit vanilla, from what I have read of your writings. But like you said, you are still very much in the process of discovering what you like. I wish I had been smart enough to do that at your age (early 20s?) but I just had vague feelings then (and also no internet to help me perv). I would have had more fun, I think, if I had understood myself better back then.

You are welcome.
I am 25.. and still learning.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Two jacks in two days sounds like normal, or even moderate, for a man. What's so UNSAT about it?

I Oed but my sexual rage remained unslaked.

UNSAT.

 

[bridgeburner]

I Oed but my sexual rage remained unslaked.

UNSAT.

Do you ever actually slake it or does it only occasionally dissipate on its own due to no particular action on your part?

 

[MechaBlade]

I just had a great one on the toilet, in fact, I think it's the first one that's feel real and not all limp and disassociated, in well over two years.

I was doing my Sunday digital movie cleaning again (until my new hard drive gets here I am very short on space!) and most of the weird sick stuff I tend to collect, while intellectually interesting (like the Japanese girl who had a couple dozen tiny live eels "poured" into her anus by means of a plastic funnel) wasn't rocking my teeny boat.

But I came across a very short, almost conventional clip of a blonde deepthroating a guy in a hardhat sitting down at a construction site. There's some voiceover about how she wants all that sperm deep inside her throat, and then the camera pulls back and you see he's pulled up her skirt and is fondling her ass as she sucks him. Behind her sits his buddy, who has been watching and masturbating. The guy being sucked gives the buddy a look and buddy two puts some saliva on the tip of his cock. Then the clip ends.

I watched a lot of movies after that, discarding many, keeping a few, and then got up to pee. While sitting on the can I noticed I was wet and, as I handn't played with myself in that room in a very long time, although it's a favorite spot, I decided to give it a try. I imagined the construction scene with myself as the girl. Only in my scene, the guy getting sucked is a boyfriend who told me all he was going to do is humiliate me there in front of his co-workers. Both men are both sitting on some fresh lumber, and I am standing up, bent over. My skirt's pulled up revealing some embarassing and scanty panties hardly covering my big brown ass. When my friend sees how excited his work buddy is, he changes his mind about only humiliating me with exposure and says to him, "Go ahead! Fuck her in the ass, and make it really hurt! She'll like it." So the second man does, viciously, and it feels like a sharpened spear impaling me, and I shriek over the first man's cock and occasionally look up, crying with my eyes for him to stop it, as I suck. I'm also giving the second man quite a ride, throwing my hips around, trying to shake him out of my abraded hole. But I don't dare let my mouth leave the first man's dick. I know him and know that what he'll do to me if I disobey in that fashion will be far worse than the anal agony I am currently undergoing. My lips stay glued to his groin while my hips move violently and I continue my muffled screaming. Both men enjoy this immensely. The third or forth time that he smiles and shakes his head "No" to my beseeching eyes, he lets go in my mouth. Then I came. Natural, normal, and real, just like it used to be. Not super intense, but, and this is hard to pin down, it felt "realer" than even more intense ones have in the recent past.

I was even too dizzy afterward to be able to think or even see straight. When I could, I stood up and felt my facial cheeks as I gazed at myself in the bathroom mirror. Although they were burning hot, I didn't seem much color in them--I am not lily white so it takes a lot of heat to work some color into them, apparently. My lips, however, which are quite full to begin with were clearly much larger and a deep scarlet-plum color--they were doing the blushing for the cheeks. They were also very relaxed, which normally aren't because I carry tension in my jaws. Little tears that had leaked out of the corners of my eyes made them shine. I thought that I haven't looked this good in a very long time.

This pleases me.

 

[LowMurmur]

Late last night, remembering a night of considerable intensity many years before, under a late summer sky, when a woman with whom I'd flirted a lot decided we should have each other before she left town. We kissed outside my car, standing on the riverbank, getting more and more worked up until I slipped a hand inside her jeans and dipped into her honey and got her off with my fingers. She pushed me down on the hood of the car and took me in her mouth as I saw stars, both real and figurative.

I had told the story to someone on the phone yesterday afternoon. Last night, instead of that long-moved-away, it was the woman I was talking to who pinned me to the Honda, but I stopped her, and stood, and looked into her eyes as she took me between her lips. . .

 

[stonedfox]

I haven't been a contributor (I don't think) to this thread, but I had possibly the best self-fuck of my life yesterday, and for some reason I feel like sharing it with the general population.

I had just finished an overnight shift, and I was very tired, but not tired enough to peacefully drift off to sleep like I wanted. I put in a South Park DVD, which had nothing to do at all with me deciding to wank. Honestly, I wasn't even feeling the slightest bit aroused. Now that I think about it, I can't really remember what prompted me to pull out the toy, and I'll spare you a good smattering of rambling and just jump right to that part. I'll even leave out the part about how I got up out of bed and ran about the house looking for something with double a batteries because the batteries in Mr. Softee were just about dead. (I didn't name it Mr. Softee, that is what it said on the package it came in.) I hadn't been laid in a good two weeks, maybe a little longer, I forget. The minute that whirring wonder touched me, I lit up. I went from completely unaroused to wanting to be fucked like a slut in two seconds flat.

I'm going to pause for a minute and tell you a bit about Mr. Softee, so you'll be better aquainted. This was a gift from my husband. I haven't used it much because frankly, it is too big. It is at least eight inches long, and while I do enjoy looking at big throbbing cocks from time to time, I haven't had much real life experience with them. That coupled with me being small framed leads to Mr. Softee being used more often to stimulate my clit than to plunge into my pussy.

This time, however, was different. After my clit had a good wiggling, I knew, just knew, that I absolutely had to, needed to, have something very large fill up my cunt, and Mr. Softee, with his vibrating eight inches was just the thing. I flicked his big rubber head over my pussy lips a few times while I pinched and pulled on my nipples, then I somewhat slowly pressed it inside about halfway. I stroked it in and out that far for a while, then decided it was time to go further. I forcefully jammed Mr. Softee's entire lenght into me, and it made me gasp. But I liked it. I did it again and again, until I felt my orgasm grab hold of me. I shoved a cat off of the bed, then I threw my head back, licked my lips, uttered something like "fuck that pussy," and came. With my knees up, my back arched, one hand working Mr. Softee in as far as he could go, I came harder than I can ever remember bringing myself to before. I even moaned and screamed, which I never do when I'm alone.

As soon as my orgasm subsided, I threw Mr. Softee on the floor, fluffed my pillow, rolled over and fell asleep as soundly as an angel on a cloud. It was wonderful.

 

[luxey313]

Stoney,
Nice to see you in here and good j!
I love your sense of humor... lol@ threw the cat off the bed and looking for batteries.

 

[rimmy]

I haven't been a contributor (I don't think) to this thread, but I had possibly the best self-fuck of my life yesterday, and for some reason I feel like sharing it with the general population.

I had just finished an overnight shift, and I was very tired, but not tired enough to peacefully drift off to sleep like I wanted. I put in a South Park DVD, which had nothing to do at all with me deciding to wank. Honestly, I wasn't even feeling the slightest bit aroused. Now that I think about it, I can't really remember what prompted me to pull out the toy, and I'll spare you a good smattering of rambling and just jump right to that part. I'll even leave out the part about how I got up out of bed and ran about the house looking for something with double a batteries because the batteries in Mr. Softee were just about dead. (I didn't name it Mr. Softee, that is what it said on the package it came in.) I hadn't been laid in a good two weeks, maybe a little longer, I forget. The minute that whirring wonder touched me, I lit up. I went from completely unaroused to wanting to be fucked like a slut in two seconds flat.

I'm going to pause for a minute and tell you a bit about Mr. Softee, so you'll be better aquainted. This was a gift from my husband. I haven't used it much because frankly, it is too big. It is at least eight inches long, and while I do enjoy looking at big throbbing cocks from time to time, I haven't had much real life experience with them. That coupled with me being small framed leads to Mr. Softee being used more often to stimulate my clit than to plunge into my pussy.

This time, however, was different. After my clit had a good wiggling, I knew, just knew, that I absolutely had to, needed to, have something very large fill up my cunt, and Mr. Softee, with his vibrating eight inches was just the thing. I flicked his big rubber head over my pussy lips a few times while I pinched and pulled on my nipples, then I somewhat slowly pressed it inside about halfway. I stroked it in and out that far for a while, then decided it was time to go further. I forcefully jammed Mr. Softee's entire lenght into me, and it made me gasp. But I liked it. I did it again and again, until I felt my orgasm grab hold of me. I shoved a cat off of the bed, then I threw my head back, licked my lips, uttered something like "fuck that pussy," and came. With my knees up, my back arched, one hand working Mr. Softee in as far as he could go, I came harder than I can ever remember bringing myself to before. I even moaned and screamed, which I never do when I'm alone.

As soon as my orgasm subsided, I threw Mr. Softee on the floor, fluffed my pillow, rolled over and fell asleep as soundly as an angel on a cloud. It was wonderful.

What, you couldn't turn on your cam? Thanks a lot.

 

[stonedfox]

Stoney,
Nice to see you in here and good j!
I love your sense of humor... lol@ threw the cat off the bed and looking for batteries.

Thank you, luxey.

I'm sort of delirious from lack of sleep at the moment, and I edited out two whole paragraphs before I posted the finished product. I realized that rambling paragraphs explaining to the reader that I will probably ramble a lot weren't really necessary.

 

[stonedfox]

What, you couldn't turn on your cam? Thanks a lot.

If I had an audience, I most likely would not have uttered "fuck that pussy," which to me, really made the whole thing work.

I have stage fright and I'm shy.

 

[rimmy]

If I had an audience, I most likely would not have uttered "fuck that pussy," which to me, really made the whole thing work.

I have stage fright and I'm shy.

There's no volume so don't let that hold you back next time.

Good wanking.

 

[tortoise]

I haven't been a contributor (I don't think) to this thread, but I had possibly the best self-fuck of my life yesterday, and for some reason I feel like sharing it with the general population.

I had just finished an overnight shift, and I was very tired, but not tired enough to peacefully drift off to sleep like I wanted. I put in a South Park DVD, which had nothing to do at all with me deciding to wank. Honestly, I wasn't even feeling the slightest bit aroused. Now that I think about it, I can't really remember what prompted me to pull out the toy, and I'll spare you a good smattering of rambling and just jump right to that part. I'll even leave out the part about how I got up out of bed and ran about the house looking for something with double a batteries because the batteries in Mr. Softee were just about dead. (I didn't name it Mr. Softee, that is what it said on the package it came in.) I hadn't been laid in a good two weeks, maybe a little longer, I forget. The minute that whirring wonder touched me, I lit up. I went from completely unaroused to wanting to be fucked like a slut in two seconds flat.

I'm going to pause for a minute and tell you a bit about Mr. Softee, so you'll be better aquainted. This was a gift from my husband. I haven't used it much because frankly, it is too big. It is at least eight inches long, and while I do enjoy looking at big throbbing cocks from time to time, I haven't had much real life experience with them. That coupled with me being small framed leads to Mr. Softee being used more often to stimulate my clit than to plunge into my pussy.

This time, however, was different. After my clit had a good wiggling, I knew, just knew, that I absolutely had to, needed to, have something very large fill up my cunt, and Mr. Softee, with his vibrating eight inches was just the thing. I flicked his big rubber head over my pussy lips a few times while I pinched and pulled on my nipples, then I somewhat slowly pressed it inside about halfway. I stroked it in and out that far for a while, then decided it was time to go further. I forcefully jammed Mr. Softee's entire lenght into me, and it made me gasp. But I liked it. I did it again and again, until I felt my orgasm grab hold of me. I shoved a cat off of the bed, then I threw my head back, licked my lips, uttered something like "fuck that pussy," and came. With my knees up, my back arched, one hand working Mr. Softee in as far as he could go, I came harder than I can ever remember bringing myself to before. I even moaned and screamed, which I never do when I'm alone.

As soon as my orgasm subsided, I threw Mr. Softee on the floor, fluffed my pillow, rolled over and fell asleep as soundly as an angel on a cloud. It was wonderful.

*stunned, awestruck silence, followed by thunderous applause from nether regions*

DELICIOUS jack, stoney! You SO need to become a regular contributor here.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Do you ever actually slake it or does it only occasionally dissipate on its own due to no particular action on your part?

My entire sex life-with self and others-is an attempt to cool the burning fires of _sexual rage_that smolder in my balls. Every once in a while, the orgone bubble seems to pop and i get a little bit of sweet relief. There's a Latin name for the fallacy of assuming that action A is causing reslut B but I can't rember it.


Lowmurmur and Stonedfox--excellent jacking. Let's see more of you around here.


Manseed--seeing you post here reminds me of something I was thinking this day while walking through Hoboken, NJ---home of YLT, home of indie rock. As an indie scenester-you know what I'm talking about-I always felt out of sexual phase with other indie youths. To be blunt, while sensitive and poetic; I was seething with sexual rage and aggressiveness and always felt like a square peg in a round indie sexual hole. I had a Belle and Sebastian heart and Pantera balls. I know that you are a perverse man, though you hide your bad side well. Does this ring any bells with you, vibeswise??