Jacking-Off Log

[Su86]

Time:This morning

Place: Double hotel room I had all to myself. On the huuuuge double bed (very traditional).

It was great knowing i could yell my head off as I didnt know anyone there and leaving later that morning. And I made use of that fact.

 

[Hester]

Been jacking a lot recently, to the detriment of my sex life and the dismay of my lover. My sexuality seems to be turning inward. Expression of sexuality as a bonding mechanism seems foreign and icky.

i'm so not into other people right now either. i don't even want to fantasize about others when i jack and get pissed at myself when i have to in order to get off

 

[luxey313]

I've been very tense lately. I feel the Nabokovian "sullen and congested lust".

"a trip of the three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth"

 

[spacekowboy]

about 5 minutes ago. Not nearly as good as I was hoping it would be. Seems to be a running theme in my life right now...

 

[Su86]

*Bump*

 

[stirbird]

I second that bump.

Come on, you jacker-slackers! Post *sthuff* for us purrient lurkers to drool over. :/

 

[bridgeburner]

My self-imposed hiatus is over. Friday night I christened the new abode. Average jack, but I'm surprised I got one off at all tired as I was.

Last night was a freaking miracle although also only an average jack. Lunking and schlepping and cleaning and driving and sleeping on floors for a week is not condusive to a happy body. I fell asleep last night about 7 o'clock after soaking in a cool tub for an hour. I woke up at 11:45 and figured I'd unpack the kitchen. Worked for two hours --- I had just managed to work the gimpiness out of my muscles -- then went back to bed. Had a three or four minute jack and passed out again.

God, I love my bed.

 

[rosco rathbone]

You better get a humidifier or that sacto air will dry out your nub.

100 percent here, raining, I've Oed 5 times in 24 hours. Something compulsive has gotten into me--suppressed emotions probably.

 

[pocahontas]

Well, I'm going to a bit later. I'm feeling randy right now. I going to get my favorite pink vibrator and have some fun.

 

[rosco rathbone]

telegram from the balls to emotional centre

Looking out my window yesterday as a short rolly polly black girl in form fitting jeans passed along the thorofare, her body like a stack of spheres.

I AM IN LOVE STOP WANT TO HOLD YOU DOWN AND SHOOT YOUR FAT BODY FULL OF HALF BREED CHILDREN STOP IF YOU TALK DISRESPECTFLLY I WILL USE THE STROP STOP


I was leaning halfway out my window in the oncoming monsoon trying to watch her ass as she passed out of sight. Then I ran into the bathroom and lost it in about six strokes. I didn't actually bellow out "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" as i busted but in my head I did.

 

[Hester]

a jackogram!

 

[rosco rathbone]

a jackogram!

Delivered to your door by a large penis and a set of dancing , singing balls!

 

[Hester]

Delivered to your door by a large penis and a set of dancing , singing balls!

*gives a big tip to the dancing, singing balls

 

[tortoise]

Looking out my window yesterday as a short rolly polly black girl in form fitting jeans passed along the thorofare, her body like a stack of spheres.

I AM IN LOVE STOP WANT TO HOLD YOU DOWN AND SHOOT YOUR FAT BODY FULL OF HALF BREED CHILDREN STOP IF YOU TALK DISRESPECTFLLY I WILL USE THE STROP STOP


I was leaning halfway out my window in the oncoming monsoon trying to watch her ass as she passed out of sight. Then I ran into the bathroom and lost it in about six strokes. I didn't actually bellow out "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" as i busted but in my head I did.

I literally and lustily laughed out loud. I'm seeing a frenetic montage sequence, mustachioed telegraph operator in full turn-of-the-twentieth century telegraph regalia (including visor, vest, broadcloth shirt, string tie), painstakingly tapping out the message in morse code; quick dissolve to to crude representation of the signal speeding along miles of wires (the fact that the recipient is within easy shouting distance notwithstanding); quick dissolve to to pimply faced courier dressed in newsboy garb speeding the telegram to the target, then waiting a few beats for the nonexistant tip before walking off with a resigned air; cut to extreme closeup of the targets face as she reads and rereads the telegram, registering the shifting play of emotions across her face.

Yours is a perverse and demented mind, rapscallion, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I loled @ your perfect envisualization.

 

[tortoise]

This gentleman was forced to doff his hat, your vulgar message flustered him so:

http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~sponholz/waloperatorsm.JPG

 

[naughtygirl69s]

oh sweet jesus, I'm getting my sex drive back!

I've been sorta antsy all day, fiddling myself and such, I even rubbed a pen on my pussy while watching a movie then I was smelling it

I've been deciding when to give myself some relief, (I was going to avoid the vibes) but I was talking to my bf on the phone and he kept teasing me, and I started rubbing my pussy, it finally started getting creamy about the time he was cumming, and I reallllly wanted to fucking cum after hearing him.

Fingering myself wasn't working, tho it felt good because I was sitting in my recliner that i just moved in front of the patio door which was open, and it's a nice cool night here. (I love cooler night air, especially after the storms that passed through here).

So I went to bed to grab my trusty egg God damn it was feeling good, and I tried to hold back, so I turned the egg off for a sec. I wanted to send my bf a voice-mail of me cumming but the fucking time ran out on the message before I could cum, so I gave up. I turned that egg back on and humped it for all it was worth. I was moaning and talking dirty to myself. For some reason I was in a dirty mood and thinking about peeing. "Yes, baby, pee for daddy, it's ok, make a mess on daddy" THAT did it, I came with a VERY explosive, body shaking in_fucking_tense O!

Whew! I needed that, indeed!

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

I've been gone forever. My libido took a nosedive, so I was very happy today when a very sexy thought made my pussy tingle. I was on my knees, lips parted, waiting quietly for him to step towards me and press his hardening cock into my mouth. The thought of this brought my sleeping bean back to life, and I layed back to work it. Thoughts of kisses turning suddenly rough. fucked from behind, with hard sqeezing of handfulls of my ass. Didn't last long, and I think I squirted. 'no man's land' is now 'the oasis'. Thanks for the inspiration

 

[tortoise]

Wow. You being so inspired has definitely inspired me as well. Delicious. Thank you for sharing, OY.

 

[bridgeburner]

Hooray! Y'Olivia's back!!

I've been averaging about two a day which is good except for the fact that I'm getting one in the late mornings to afternoons that's followed by a nap which I feel I don't really need. Too much sleep is a very bad thing in my world but I can't seem to keep my eyes open. I justify the nap by jacking first and then at least I feel I've accomplished something.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I got off a bang tango this morning thinking about the necessary hotness of raw buttbanging in this day of aids and the reported electrical feel of the raw seed in the unprotected hole (or maybe this was just someone who knew what to say-with a perfectly straight face- in order to please me).

ANyhow, i fired off a load @ 430 AM, and went back to sleep very comfortably for another hour, dreaming a long involved dream about finally being dragged before a tribunal of sorts in order to answer for my crimes against femininity.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

JOL is like coming home. thanks for the cheer, guys.

Right now, it's spanking and the words "you can suck it now".

 

[rosco rathbone]

Your "sig" is making me smile. I was on a job where we all had walkies and every 5 minutes someone would start singing that song.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

Your "sig" is making me smile. I was on a job where we all had walkies and every 5 minutes someone would start singing that song.

Happy to make you smile.

Geisha girl called me a candypants (after I teased her for her excess of lilac verbiage). I've never been called that before, and I love it - connotations of sissygirl, overlayed with deliciousness.

My libido is on overdrive all of a sudden. I think I'm breaking out of my depression. I have fucklust.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

I had been feeling all jazzed up since last night and the incredible phone sex with my bf, it was just very intense and dirty and I came sooo good but wanted more, just could not get satisfied...

so tonight, I finally got around to masturbating again, I grabbed my back massager, which I used to use all the time (NOT on my back) but had not used for a while, and layed i down on the bed and straddled it and started humping, GOD, it feels so fucking good, one little ball massages my lips and against my clit, the other ball vibrates against my mound.

It didn't take long and I was trying to hold back, and came seriously HARD....mmmmm

fucking fantastic......

I was imagining, laying on top while mah Daddy was watching tv and just wiggling around and humping until I got those good feelings

This is what the massager looks like, I lay it face up and straddle it
http://images.andale.com/f2/127/123/7937774/1097218393966_thumper_massage1.jpg