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naughtygirl69s said:
I had been feeling all jazzed up since last night and the incredible phone sex with my bf, it was just very intense and dirty and I came sooo good but wanted more, just could not get satisfied...

so tonight, I finally got around to masturbating again, I grabbed my back massager, which I used to use all the time (NOT on my back) but had not used for a while, and layed i down on the bed and straddled it and started humping, GOD, it feels so fucking good, one little ball massages my lips and against my clit, the other ball vibrates against my mound.

It didn't take long and I was trying to hold back, and came seriously HARD....mmmmm

fucking fantastic......

I was imagining, laying on top while mah Daddy was watching tv and just wiggling around and humping until I got those good feelings;)

This is what the massager looks like, I lay it face up and straddle it
http://images.andale.com/f2/127/123/7937774/1097218393966_thumper_massage1.jpg


Happy birthday Naughtygirl69!!! :rose: :rose: :kiss: :kiss:
 
This morning. waking up slowly and naturally without an alarm clock. Well not the electronic kind anyway. Natures alarm clock roused me. I couldn't exactly neglect that now could I? So I reach for my remote control and push play on the video in and I'm treated to the view of a rather lovely porn starlet riding a rather thick cock. I then start to join their rhythm with my own. At that point , as per usual for me, my mind begins to wander. I started thinking about the sounds of a vigorous blow job. The suction on the head, bumping the back of her throat , moaning into my cock, coughing as I hold her head down on me, filling her mouth with my cum .... Those sorts of things. When i came it was fast. Almost unexpected, lovely just the same. Four out of five critics agree.
 
naughtygirl69s said:
I was imagining, laying on top while mah Daddy was watching tv and just wiggling around and humping until I got those good feelings;)
oooh

(oh, and I used to have one of those massagers. called it "thumper". Loved that thing.)
 
Just finished having the wildest internet sex over msn ever. Talking to a good friend, the conversation turned very dirty and about past experiences, and it lead slowly into what we would do if had sex. The conversation lasted about two hours and we wrote a story about us having the best sex ever and includind every sexual fantacy we each had. We got so into in that was we were about to cum we turned on our microphones and listened to each other cum. She came 1st, and as I listened to her fingering herself i pumped 5 huge wads all over my bed (guess its laundry day today!!). there was this awkward silence afterwards but that soon passed and we carried on with the dirty talk about how it felt when we came!. I doubt our friendship will ever be the same again, just hope my girlfriend does not find out!! I'd give the whole experience a 8 1/2 out of 10!
 
Olivia_Yearns said:
oooh

(oh, and I used to have one of those massagers. called it "thumper". Loved that thing.)

yes, thumper....I'm in need of a new one, soon, mine makes very odd rattling noises

I hadn't used it for a while, so I had forgotten how much I realllly liked it

Me being a humper and all, it works perfectly!
 
this weekend

First I must that I absolutly love Masturbating!

I have not been on the literotic site for a while but I found this thread last night and it is brilliant!

Now to this weekend, my wife is out of town and I have to house to myself. We have not been getting along lately so there has been no sex and no masturbation, so I was going to do some catching up!

Yesterday after my morning workout I got 2 hours of good computer porn, and stroking! 2 to 3 good ogasms! You know the kind that give you cramps in your toes, ang make you swear and talk dirty to your self.

Then I have this fantasy of maturbating in front of a room full of women or at Black beach. that puts me over the top every time. So that was got me to sleep last night! Ohhh shit that felt sooo good!

Now today I am going for it as I type this. Pinching my nipples then typing, rubbng my hard cock and typing a little more. The pre cum is starting to leak from the tip...Should I have a taste? Thinking about the pretty girl I saw at the beach today, and sucking her sexy toes.
Or better yet the a girl from years past and eating her pussy for an hour straight, but stopping just before she could come. Then telling how good she tasted. When she finally did cum she grabbed the back of my head and grinded her crotching into my face. Then there was my wife giving me a blowjob at Hedo in better times!

Taking a monent to rub my nipples oohh they are sending shock waved to my twitching cock that is leaking on my stomach... I do not know what is turning me on more now telling the world how I am enjoying myself while I am doing it or kinky thoughts of wild sexy nights gone past...

God i need to cum so bad, I just hope that someone will be doing the same while reading this!
 
I'll never understand masturbation.

I've been jacking once per diem for weeks now. Intensity low. The slippery slope is fine but the actual pop is more like a weak flabby sigh.

Yesterday I'm sitting in the park reading about the Nazis when I notice that I'm heavily distracted by sexual thoughts. I can't keep my eyes on the page. I made my way homeward and sat jacking in a fog, thinking about a dream I had--"temporary oral relief facility"; an olive drab military van something like a huge blood-or bookmobile, RV shaped, with an awning that folds down over the side. You can imagine to what uses the females of the conquest population were put to inside, all by the book of course with a lot of clipboards and curtains quickly drawn on shower-curtain type hospital rails.

I Oed with a real bang. I can't figure out what determines this.
 
After going a few days with nothing, I jayed last night for the third time that day. I was watching a video with Ava Devine who, although she isn't a 10 in the face, has a dynamite body and loves anal. She talks through the ENTIRE video doing her version of dirty talk, which is actually quite a turn on. Sure some of her talk is topping from the bottom ("Make me take it!"), but I'll be god damned if a girl who talks like she loves sex isn't sexy.

That's my thing about anal sex. I either want a girl, cheeks flushed, biting the pillow, just barely able to manage the pain; or a chick who backs up on your dick, screaming for you to fuck her chocolate chunnel harder and harder, like it will cure her mother's cancer if you bang her cinnamon ring hard enough.

Ana Devine is the second type and she does something I've never seen in other anal videos (except with black chicks, who do it a little): she moves her ass around, rotating it and grinding it against his pelvis. It's unbelievably hot and I can only imagine that it feels wonderful.

I cum with a satisfactory amount of juice, mumbling incoherently all the while, as it makes me realize the power of my O and thus, makes it stronger.
 
Hm. I'm definitely in the first camp. If they are rotating and gyrating and all that, it couldn't be hurting them that much , could it?

I like when they are kind of rigid with fear, discomfort and anal shame. Like deer in the anal headlights.
 
rosco rathbone said:
Hm. I'm definitely in the first camp. If they are rotating and gyrating and all that, it couldn't be hurting them that much , could it?

I like when they are kind of rigid with fear, discomfort and anal shame. Like deer in the anal headlights.
I'm versatile. But I do like the anal shame concept. However, I can't imagine anal has the same stigma for women as it does men. I'd like the women in my anal rape stories to feel like a man being devirginized in jail, but I think for them rape is just rape.

I guess there is the antiquated notion that only the rankest of sluts and prostitutes take it in the caboose, and maybe I can use that in a story later.
 
That gave me a story idea: kidnap a regular straight guy, but one with pretty-boy potential and do all the surgery and hormones on him to make him into a passeable she-male; one of the ones that looks better than most women. Then taking him anally would have that extra defilement; but he'd still look like a woman.
 
rosco rathbone said:
That gave me a story idea: kidnap a regular straight guy, but one with pretty-boy potential and do all the surgery and hormones on him to make him into a passeable she-male; one of the ones that looks better than most women. Then taking him anally would have that extra defilement; but he'd still look like a woman.
Not good enough. Deep down "she" would really be a man. To me.
 
MechaBlade said:
Not good enough. Deep down "she" would really be a man. To me.

See, I couldn't care less, as long as it has a surface resemblance to that which trips my trigger. You are a romantic; I, a bundle of reflexes.
 
Now if I could only combine you three: Marquis (a little too hard-core for me) Rosco: again, a bit hard-core, but "the bundle of nerves" intrigues me and Mecha: the romantic, along with my current BF _______. I'd have the PERFECT MAN.

I :heart: you all
 
naughtygirl69s said:
Now if I could only combine you three: Marquis (a little too hard-core for me) Rosco: again, a bit hard-core, but "the bundle of nerves" intrigues me and Mecha: the romantic, along with my current BF _______. I'd have the PERFECT MAN.

I :heart: you all

Take a #, birthday girl.

:cathappy:
 
I'm like clockwork these days. 3-4pm gotta go twiddle the bean. Every night before sleep Tee-Duh-Bee. I'm occasionally overtaken in the late morning with the urge but I've been mostly trying to pass it up since it tends to bring on The Nap which I'm assiduously avoiding.

Took a gander at my porn collection the other night --- came across the box needing to be unpacked. Started off with the Urotsukodoji series and then some lovely bits of 70's porn and finished off with Rough Sex II. I wasn't particularly aroused but more visiting old friends making sure they were as I remembered them -- much like thumbing through my book collection as I replaced things on the shelves.

Vile fantasies are pretty much the norm and nothing new --- gang rape, witch trials resulting in gang rape, delicate sweet young things set up for group encounters with the friends of the beloved, sexual servitude offered out to strangers for a pittance. None of it very inspired but it does the trick for me and, afterall, that's what really matters, yes?
 
bridgeburner said:
I'm like clockwork these days. 3-4pm gotta go twiddle the bean. Every night before sleep Tee-Duh-Bee. I'm occasionally overtaken in the late morning with the urge but I've been mostly trying to pass it up since it tends to bring on The Nap which I'm assiduously avoiding.

Took a gander at my porn collection the other night --- came across the box needing to be unpacked. Started off with the Urotsukodoji series and then some lovely bits of 70's porn and finished off with Rough Sex II. I wasn't particularly aroused but more visiting old friends making sure they were as I remembered them -- much like thumbing through my book collection as I replaced things on the shelves.

Vile fantasies are pretty much the norm and nothing new --- gang rape, witch trials resulting in gang rape, delicate sweet young things set up for group encounters with the friends of the beloved, sexual servitude offered out to strangers for a pittance. None of it very inspired but it does the trick for me and, afterall, that's what really matters, yes?

The beebs and gang rape. Toss in a bottle of pinot noir and it sounds like a lovely way to spend an evening.
 
I have to credit a brilliant friend ^^ with the new term "twiggie", which describes the small but powerful girl-woody.

I've been walking around with a twiggie a lot lateley. All is good.

BB, thanks for Tee-Duh-Bee.
 
Olivia_Yearns said:
I have to credit a brilliant friend ^^ with the new term "twiggie", which describes the small but powerful girl-woody.

I've been walking around with a twiggie a lot lateley. All is good.

BB, thanks for Tee-Duh-Bee.

Doing my part for the expansion of the english language.
 
Ah, two of my favorite people! Now I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy and charitable. I'll have to nip that in the bud if I want to get off later. ;->
 
bridgeburner said:
Ah, two of my favorite people! Now I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy and charitable. I'll have to nip that in the bud if I want to get off later. ;->

YOu got the pinot?
 
naughtygirl69s said:
Now if I could only combine you three: Marquis (a little too hard-core for me) Rosco: again, a bit hard-core, but "the bundle of nerves" intrigues me and Mecha: the romantic, along with my current BF _______. I'd have the PERFECT MAN.

I :heart: you all
Some day we'll form a three-man bukkake team and travel the country, pillaging anuses.
 
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