Jacking-Off Log

[Marquis]

Ah, Marquis-mark, have I mentioned how I adore your current AV?

Not yet, but thanks!

Where you been sexy? Haven't seen you online in a while.

 

[lilknowitall15]

well...I pleasured myself about, oh...1 hour ago. Was having phone sex with my love and he always know what to say.

I was on the bed with my vibe while he was telling me exactly what to do. He helped me 3 times...and well..I returned the favor

 

[bridgeburner]

Not yet, but thanks!

Where you been sexy? Haven't seen you online in a while.

The short version is that I got laid off, went on vacation, had an epiphany and came back to LA to give notice on my apartment so I could move to Sacramento and get my teaching credential. I've been on the road for about two weeks now in various places. I'll be headed up to Sacto for a couple days next week to try and find an apartment so I don't have to couch surf once I get out of my place down here.


edited to add: It's a hell of a lot easier to jack as often as I want now that I'm unemployed. ;->

 

[Hester]

The short version is that I got laid off, went on vacation, had an epiphany and came back to LA to give notice on my apartment so I could move to Sacramento and get my teaching credential. I've been on the road for about two weeks now in various places. I'll be headed up to Sacto for a couple days next week to try and find an apartment so I don't have to couch surf once I get out of my place down here.


edited to add: It's a hell of a lot easier to jack as often as I want now that I'm unemployed. ;->

that sounds really exciting! best of luck to you (the move more than the jacking, that is)

 

[bridgeburner]

Thanks! It is exciting. It was shocking as hell for about three days and then on the fourth day I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up --- which has been a life-long dilemma for me.

 

[Hester]

Thanks! It is exciting. It was shocking as hell for about three days and then on the fourth day I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up --- which has been a life-long dilemma for me.

i am happy for you and am hoping one day to discover the same thing!

 

[bridgeburner]

After flogging myself over that question for years, when the answer finally came it was like having a brick dropped on my head. Truly an "Oh, duh" kind of moment. Good luck to you on your search, but seriously I think it rarely happens that we plan this thing and go to school in the order we're supposed to then get out and go into our field to live happily ever after. Or maybe that really is the norm and I'm just outside it yet again as are the vast majority of my friends.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Sacto eh beebs. Capital of California. A scorching desert town if I'm not mistaken. I have ex-friends from there. At least it's a short shot into SF.

Day 2. Still feeling generic and lo-sexual.

 

[bridgeburner]

Sacto eh beebs. Capital of California. A scorching desert town if I'm not mistaken. I have ex-friends from there. At least it's a short shot into SF.

Day 2. Still feeling generic and lo-sexual.

Sacramento is pretty lush, actually since two rivers run through it. I try not to venture out of Midtown unless absolutely necessary. Lots of Victorian architecture and plenty of sidewalk cafes and dive bars. I'll be able to pretty much park my car and be a ped/cyclist/public transit person again. I'm very much looking foward to it.

And, yes, SF is only about 2 hours away and I can take the train in if I want. I've got a cousin in art school in Oakland and that's a cool town although it gets a bad rap.

I am now fully convinced that you were taking more than your share of the orgone. Since you've begun your fast I've been jacking like a rabid monkey. I just got off two in less than twenty minutes and I'm betting I get another couple in before I sleep tonight. All I've got to say to you is:

THANKS!!!

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm still working on inspiration for my first of the day....

 

[Hester]

sac is pretty nice. i have business ties there. i'll have to buy you a cuppa once you are settled in

 

[bridgeburner]

sac is pretty nice. i have business ties there. i'll have to buy you a cuppa once you are settled in

You mean we really might get to have our ogle-fest? Hot damn!

 

[bridgeburner]

I'm still working on inspiration for my first of the day....

I just read books that most people would say aren't supposed to be sexy and get off to vile imaginings. But if they're not supposed to be sexy then why are they graphically explained? Yeah, yeah, it's supposed to be horrific, but I think they're supposed to be sexy too.

Ever read James Patterson's Kiss the Girls? There are a couple of bits in that book that set my mind down the darkened path. I've got scores of books that aren't great for anything but short passages of rapine and similar mayhem. I guess the fortunate thing is that much of my porn collection doesn't appear to be porn.

 

[spacekowboy]

I just read books that most people would say aren't supposed to be sexy and get off to vile imaginings. But if they're not supposed to be sexy then why are they graphically explained? Yeah, yeah, it's supposed to be horrific, but I think they're supposed to be sexy too.

Ever read James Patterson's Kiss the Girls? There are a couple of bits in that book that set my mind down the darkened path. I've got scores of books that aren't great for anything but short passages of rapine and similar mayhem. I guess the fortunate thing is that much of my porn collection doesn't appear to be porn.

I read things like this and I realize that I have no imagination whatsoever.

 

[Hester]

i fessed up to something in another thread that i feel obliged to spill here as well as to ask if anyone else has done this. i've spit on myself while masturbating before. i used to do it every time, but not so much anymore. there was a time i couldn't get off without doing it.

 

[rimmy]

i fessed up to something in another thread that i feel obliged to spill here as well as to ask if anyone else has done this. i've spit on myself while masturbating before. i used to do it every time, but not so much anymore. there was a time i couldn't get off without doing it.

Been there, done that.


shocking eh?

 

[bridgeburner]

I read things like this and I realize that I have no imagination whatsoever.

Nah, I'm just easy. I'll read the same two sentences or three words or whatever it is that grabs me and it's like a little O-bomb mantra going off in my head. There was a horrid romance novel that I kept for years for just a couple of lines like that. One of them was something about thrusting into her unprepared, resisting vagina (naturally it's the hero of the story since that's the way they wrote them in the 70's) and I can only shudder at how ridiculous that must've sounded while I muttered it twiddling away at the bean.

 

[Hester]

Been there, done that.


shocking eh?

i'm not talking about for lube. i assume you mean the same?

 

[bridgeburner]

Just for the hell of it I figured I owed one drunk post. Don't ask me why, it just seems like a good idea at the time. Three things that bug me about being drunk: -

- I develop an intense oral fixation but my gag reflex is increased so even though I'd much more enjoy oral endeavors, I'm rendered mostly incapable

- My libido goes into overdrive but I'm incapable of reaching orgasm.

Something else was bugging me but I cannot now remember what it was. Blame it on the demon alcohol.

Let me give thanks to my very good friend who has made the five and a half hour trek to come help me pack. She arrived, noticed what a completely unbearable frame of mind I was in and promptly packed me off to the bar down the street.

Were either of us remotely gay we'd be getting it on right now.....provided we could keep from passing out long enough to accomplish anything.

For the folks here I'm off to bed and I will attempt to jack, but I'm not feeling very optimistic about it. I'll report in tomorrow.


-B

 

[stirbird]

i fessed up to something in another thread that i feel obliged to spill here as well as to ask if anyone else has done this. i've spit on myself while masturbating before. i used to do it every time, but not so much anymore. there was a time i couldn't get off without doing it.

I've never done this but I think it's awesome. It's one of those acts that defies conventional or "proper" thought, the old enemy of the libido.

I saw this story in yahoo news, thought it deserved a mention in this thread:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/oukoe_uk_masturbate

 

[Hester]

Just for the hell of it I figured I owed one drunk post. Don't ask me why, it just seems like a good idea at the time. Three things that bug me about being drunk: -

- I develop an intense oral fixation but my gag reflex is increased so even though I'd much more enjoy oral endeavors, I'm rendered mostly incapable

- My libido goes into overdrive but I'm incapable of reaching orgasm.

Something else was bugging me but I cannot now remember what it was. Blame it on the demon alcohol.

Let me give thanks to my very good friend who has made the five and a half hour trek to come help me pack. She arrived, noticed what a completely unbearable frame of mind I was in and promptly packed me off to the bar down the street.

Were either of us remotely gay we'd be getting it on right now.....provided we could keep from passing out long enough to accomplish anything.

For the folks here I'm off to bed and I will attempt to jack, but I'm not feeling very optimistic about it. I'll report in tomorrow.


-B

* taps foot

* looks at watch

...waiting for report

the only thing that happens to me when i drink is that i become very quiet and passive and often slightly depressed (not a natural or comfortable state for me, which is why i don't drink much)

 

[Hester]

I've never done this but I think it's awesome. It's one of those acts that defies conventional or "proper" thought, the old enemy of the libido.

I saw this story in yahoo news, thought it deserved a mention in this thread:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/oukoe_uk_masturbate

oh, man. not something i'd be at all into. and i'd hate to be the janitor after it's all said and done.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Haven't jacked in four days and I'm feeling a little bit tense. Actually, that's not precisely true. I've been jacking like a mad monkey but holding in the Os. Jacked for almost 2 straight hours last night. Picked up this morning and had the frustrating experience of having to force myself to either stop or shoot.

 

[Hester]

Haven't jacked in four days and I'm feeling a little bit tense. Actually, that's not precisely true. I've been jacking like a mad monkey but holding in the Os. Jacked for almost 2 straight hours last night. Picked up this morning and had the frustrating experience of having to force myself to either stop or shoot.

you're a loaded weapon, wrathbone

 

[rosco rathbone]

you're a loaded weapon, wrathbone

In the words of HST (rip) "...roaming the country like a human lightning bolt, looking for somebody to zap...." (Hell's Angels)