Jacking-Off Log

[rosco rathbone]

I have to agree with you. For the most part I've never done well with the women I have to see everyday anyway, whether it be work, class, neighbors, etc.

Hoors the lot of them.

 

[Hester]

i am in a male-dominated field and usually the only woman in the room if the rank-and-file are not involved. occasionally another woman is in the mix but for some reason it doesn't seem to last long.

 

[Hester]

i'm wanking like a teen who just discovered daddy's playboys.

 

[coffeebean]

i'm wanking like a teen who just discovered daddy's playboys.

we expect a cam show......we're waiting

 

[AssEatta]

Dripped hot cum from my black cock about 60 min ago while watching a planetreanna avi, it had a nice asshole shot.

 

[Hester]

we expect a cam show......we're waiting

my new computer with built in cam arrives later this week. i won't guarantee a show (i'm not show-worthy) but we can visit

 

[MechaBlade]

Can't stop.

Last night I thought I'd go straight to bed, as I was so tired, I wouldn't have jacked even if I was in the mood. Or so I thought. However, as I was having a goodnite piss my mind flashed upon one of these girls I've seen.

She wasn't that pretty, but she had a very nice figure. And if she was cleaned up right (shave her face a little) then she could be hot. She has a nice smile and I think she'd be a fun fuck. All it took is for me to picture her bending over and begging me to fuck her little pink asshole and I was gone.

So, I jayed last night, imagining her head bobbing on my cock, my hand lightly giving her encouragement (as simple as these scenario is, as many times as I have lived it, it never fails to get me hard). After some time, she tells me to stuff her asshole and I oblige. I pictured her there in the bathroom with me, both of us looking into the mirror watching our faces as I humped her cheeks. Funny and erotic at the same time. Voyeuristic and exhibitionistic at the same time, and yet not really at all. I want to do it in front of a mirror now. But with someone I'm intimate with, not just a casual fuck.

After a while, she goes back to sucking on it, purely as to provide an ATM scene. I ask her if she likes the taste of her own ass. She "uhm hmm"s, but I know it's not the taste that gets her off. It's the fact that it makes me hot that gets her off. She tires of sucking on her own brown streaks, and I'm about ready to get in that ass again, so we go back to buttfucking.

Unlike vaginal fucking, I feel like I'm really inside a woman when I'm in her ass. It's not as easy to slip in, you actually have to put effort into it (when you first start at least). Plus, from behind you have much more meat pressing against your thighs, as opposed to missionary style. So I really feel like I'm in her. And not just my dick. My legs are her legs. Her hips move with mine. It's like two torsos forking out of the same waist. And when I lean over and let my nipples press into her back, we're merely two heads on the same shoulders.

I pop one off.

Strong orgasm, smallish amt of fluid.

 

[Marquis]

Can't stop.

Can't stop, won't stop...

I know the feeling.

After a while, she goes back to sucking on it, purely as to provide an ATM scene.

A fine reason, as if getting your dick sucked needed a reason.

Unlike vaginal fucking, I feel like I'm really inside a woman when I'm in her ass. It's not as easy to slip in, you actually have to put effort into it (when you first start at least). Plus, from behind you have much more meat pressing against your thighs, as opposed to missionary style. So I really feel like I'm in her. And not just my dick. My legs are her legs. Her hips move with mine. It's like two torsos forking out of the same waist. And when I lean over and let my nipples press into her back, we're merely two heads on the same shoulders.

A fabulous illustration of the joys of anal.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I oed this morning after a week off. I had to do it, because not oing was making me jumpy, but it was weak even though copious amounts of a watery serum flowed out from my balls.

Great jack mecha.

 

[Hester]

I pictured her there in the bathroom with me, both of us looking into the mirror watching our faces as I humped her cheeks. Funny and erotic at the same time. Voyeuristic and exhibitionistic at the same time, and yet not really at all. I want to do it in front of a mirror now. But with someone I'm intimate with, not just a casual fuck.

i think i'd rather be watched by my grandmother than have to watch myself fucking in a mirror. nothing makes me more uncomfortable. i've always closed my eyes and thought of england when put in that situation.

Unlike vaginal fucking, I feel like I'm really inside a woman when I'm in her ass. It's not as easy to slip in, you actually have to put effort into it (when you first start at least). Plus, from behind you have much more meat pressing against your thighs, as opposed to missionary style. So I really feel like I'm in her. And not just my dick. My legs are her legs. Her hips move with mine. It's like two torsos forking out of the same waist. And when I lean over and let my nipples press into her back, we're merely two heads on the same shoulders.

really fucking cool description. thanks for posting that.

as for jacking, i seem to be back on my normal schedule. i got a wild hair and rented some vids this week so rather than having to come up with original material i have been jacking to the thought of being fucked by rosco siffredi.

 

[MechaBlade]

thx guys.

i think i'd rather be watched by my grandmother than have to watch myself fucking in a mirror. nothing makes me more uncomfortable. i've always closed my eyes and thought of england when put in that situation.

Surely you cannot be that hideous as to not even want to see yourself in the mirror, perhaps with a large german behind you fucking the shit out of you.

as for jacking, i seem to be back on my normal schedule. i got a wild hair and rented some vids this week so rather than having to come up with original material i have been jacking to the thought of being fucked by rosco siffredi.

Rocco. Freudian slip perhaps?

 

[Hester]

Surely you cannot be that hideous as to not even want to see yourself in the mirror, perhaps with a large german behind you fucking the shit out of you.

it just makes me really, really uncomfortable. while hideous might be an overstatement i don't think i'm particularly attractive when i look in the mirror and for some reason that's amplified a thousand times if i'm fucking in a mirror. me fucking ain't a sexy picture. at least not to me. that may or may not be the reality from someone else's point of view, but that's the picture from mine.

and to show how completely depraved my thinking is i first read your sentence as "perhaps with a large german shepherd behind you"

Rocco. Freudian slip perhaps?

no slip. rosco siffredi. rocco rathbone.

 

[MechaBlade]

and to show how completely depraved my thinking is i first read your sentence as "perhaps with a large german shepherd behind you"

Go on...

rocco rathbone.

Sounds like you're talking with a lisp.

 

[Hester]

Sounds like you're talking with a lisp.

no lisp, that's just what i sound like with a cock in my mouth.

 

[MechaBlade]

no lisp, that's just what i sound like with a cock in my mouth.

rocco's or rosco's?

 

[Hester]

rocco's or rosco's?

*makes porno face



i seem to be in what i refer to as a slow burn mode. all sexed up but without the urgency to O. not jacking (much) but instead being acutely aware of my body. i have to pay attention to where i am and who is watching as my hands are constantly wandering around my own flesh. driving is probably the worst. i was feeling myself up like i was my own prom date and then i noticed i was rubbing the stick shift as if it were a cock, and even noticing how nice my thumb felt gliding over the smooth head and the as my hand slid down the leather shaft that the looser leather at the base was even reminiscent of a sac as i rubbed it between my fingers. i’m glad i don’t go to church. Sunday morning service would have been a bitch.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Three hangover jays today.

It seems that the less seed I have in my balls, the stronger the os are, as I dig down deep.

The last one, I actually said "on your knees, whore!" in a commanding tone, out loud, by myself in my roman ejaculatorium.

 

[cjh]

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Surely you cannot be that hideous as to not even want to see yourself in the mirror, perhaps with a large german behind you fucking the shit out of you.

<snip>

i can vouch for the fact that she is unduly self-critical, and that the scene you describe is utterly j-worthy.

(let me clarify, i have never seen her in the throes of an O; she is, however, a very attractive woman.)

 

[SpeedOfArt]

Today I masturbated twice in the changing cubicle of the public swimming pool. Had a hard time to keep the noise down.

 

[rosco rathbone]

i can vouch for the fact that she is unduly self-critical, and that the scene you describe is utterly j-worthy.

(let me clarify, i have never seen her in the throes of an O; she is, however, a very attractive woman.)

She's got the kind of eyes that light up from inside like a pumpkin head.

 

[Hester]

She's got the kind of eyes that light up from inside like a pumpkin head.

you fucker. i just spit my lunch all over the table.

 

[Irwin34]

Today I masturbated twice in the changing cubicle of the public swimming pool. Had a hard time to keep the noise down.

Would have loved to be in the next cubicle

 

[spacekowboy]

I had a lovely morning jack. I thought about that ATM thread brought about by clerks 2. I had twisted scenarios running through my head starring myself and a certain litster. Thinking about grabbing her by the hair and forcing her mouth down onto my cock straight from her ass. Even hearing her voice in my head asking for it. It was a twisted morning jack with a tremendous orgasm. 4/5

 

[stirbird]

and to show how completely depraved my thinking is i first read your sentence as "perhaps with a large german shepherd behind you"

Haha, GPMTA (great perverted minds think alike). I "saw" the non-existent "shepard" too when I read that.

 

[bridgeburner]

I'm back in town and back in business - got off a decent welcome home O last night, almost completely silent but I was muttering a little bit toward the end. That seems to just be SOP now.


Glad to hear that others are suffering compulsive vocalizations. Makes me not feel quite so ridiculous. ;->