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Only once so far today. But man did it feel good, my cock was as hard as steel right before I came all over......now if I only had someone to share it with.
 
I'm away on an interesting trip, and I'm not feeling the need to jack. It has been a few days since my last one. I feel relaxed and involved with what I'm doing. I still feel the frustration of wanting sexual contact, but not enough to want solo. I feel more embodied and alive, but less focused on sex. Hmm.
 
Hester said:
jacking is as common and necessary to my life as air. in one sense it's virtually a nonevent. if something makes me abort a jack, it's an event and loggable.

depression doesn't stick with me so i guess these kinds of experiences don't bother me as much as they do some other people. i can start putting in a warning so you don't have to read posts like this if you like.
That's not it. I so look forward to your jacks that when I read something like that I feel like I've been cheated. Perhaps you can add a jack at the bottom of the post so I can feel like I've gotten fair value for my time.
 
rimmy said:
That's not it. I so look forward to your jacks that when I read something like that I feel like I've been cheated. Perhaps you can add a jack at the bottom of the post so I can feel like I've gotten fair value for my time.
well lower your goddamn expectations. you get what you pay for.

i had actual sex with an actual person a couple of times this week. good sex, at that. and yet i found myself jacking both before and after. and maybe a little during....
 
i'm still horny as hell. "you had a pocket full of horses, Trojan and some of them used" keeps running through my head. i'm pretty sure i'll be jacking to this later. possibly sooner.
 
Hmmm.... I almost got into an altercation this weekend over that very song, Hester. Saturday night at my regular haunt some poor schmoe got up to sing this. He was very tall, very thin, very, very gay and excruciatingly bad. But he was up there and it's a scary thing to do and I figure anyone with balls enough to do it deserves a modicum of respect. So this bozo next to me starts booing this kid. I didn't even think about it but grabbed him in the Gramma Pinch and said "Hey, that's not nice." His eyes bugged out of his head like he couldn't believe I'd touched him. (I'm 5'3 and cuddly looking and he had about a foot on me) I must have looked serious, though, because he thought better of snarling at me and tried to make a big joke about how he's never nice har-dee-har.

I should've been forewarned by the fact that his first choice of the night was Dennis Leary's Asshole Song. Leary is funny when he does it, this guy was just a jerk.


No jack Saturday night --- it was too damn hot and then I woke up Sunday with a sickening headache for no good reason. It lingered most of the day not releasing its grip on me until about 6pm.

So I jacked in celebration.


I woke up around 4am (4:07 to be exact) and couldn't really get back to sleep. It was the heat breaking that woke me and I was in this kind of odd mental limbo where I wanted to get fucked but I wasn't particularly turned on. I didn't want to O --- I spent about two and a half seconds trying to touch myself up and it just annoyed me --- but I had a sincere desire for penetrative sex. Bizarre.

Finally fell back asleep around 4:45 or so.

This morning thinking that I might give my heat debilitated libido a boost I downloaded a book called "White Slaves" only to find that it's a text on social improvement by a Christian Reformer of the late 19th Century. The full title is:

White Slaves or The Oppressions of the Worthy Poor


Perhaps the Universe is trying to tell me something?
 
Hester said:
"you had a pocket full of horses, Trojan and some of them used" .

That's evil, it's so good! Thank you for fresh material, which will not go unused. :rose: :rose: :rose:
 
ha! take me with you next time and i'll be sure to get your back!
bridgeburner said:
I woke up around 4am (4:07 to be exact) and couldn't really get back to sleep. It was the heat breaking that woke me and I was in this kind of odd mental limbo where I wanted to get fucked but I wasn't particularly turned on. I didn't want to O --- I spent about two and a half seconds trying to touch myself up and it just annoyed me --- but I had a sincere desire for penetrative sex. Bizarre.
i have a general feeling of wanting to get fucked most of the time, even when i'm not technically "aroused." but i start to O almost instantly from just about any penetration.

do you usually not get off on penetrative sex?
 
pinkladyzz11 said:
That's evil, it's so good! Thank you for fresh material, which will not go unused. :rose: :rose: :rose:
that song seems to sum up my current whoring-about mood
 
Hester said:
well lower your goddamn expectations. you get what you pay for.

i had actual sex with an actual person a couple of times this week. good sex, at that. and yet i found myself jacking both before and after. and maybe a little during....
You had actual sex??? The real kind? Actual penis entering the vagina/mouth/anus sex?


Congratulations. I wish I was there.
 
rimmy said:
You had actual sex??? The real kind? Actual penis entering the vagina/mouth/anus sex?


Congratulations. I wish I was there.
i had a bunch of it. all holes filled, often simultaneously. spent a little time hanging with the ex on my current trip. we've been split for about 5 yrs, but have hooked up often over that time. it's nice, no bullshit, no pretenses, no courting games, excellent comfort level, and a good knowledge of how to push each others' buttons.

it would have been interesting if you were there. we both probably would have gone for it.
 
Hester said:
i had a bunch of it. all holes filled, often simultaneously. spent a little time hanging with the ex on my current trip. we've been split for about 5 yrs, but have hooked up often over that time. it's nice, no bullshit, no pretenses, no courting games, excellent comfort level, and a good knowledge of how to push each others' buttons.

it would have been interesting if you were there. we both probably would have gone for it.
Now that was just cruel.

often simultaneously? Is there something you want to share with the class?
 
rimmy said:
Now that was just cruel.

often simultaneously? Is there something you want to share with the class?
i like to be cruel sometimes. don't you know that by now?
 
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Hester said:
i like to be cruel sometimes. don't you know that by now?

i could share lots. what are you interested in? he always liked to fill as much of me as possible. cock, toys, as many fingers as he could fit, whatever is handy. i suspect, though, you would have really liked the hard, slow ass fuck with dry penetration and no warning or preparation. i was pinned on my back by my wrists, legs over my head. i got off on watching his face as he watched me for the first few exceptionally painful thrusts. but i don't want to bore you with details or hijack this thread too much....
That's what pm is for. :D

P.S. rosco, when you read this i have a few questions to ask you about climbing hydro poles.
 
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Hester said:
ha! take me with you next time and i'll be sure to get your back!

Woo-hooo! Let's go start a bar fight!

Hester said:
i have a general feeling of wanting to get fucked most of the time, even when i'm not technically "aroused." but i start to O almost instantly from just about any penetration.

do you usually not get off on penetrative sex?

I'm pretty much always amenable to the idea of sex and most of the time if I think about it I actively crave it, but with rare exception I'm the only person who can get me off. I don't think it's mechanical in nature but more that I only relax so much in the presence of other people. Sort of an "Okay, I'm naked and you're in me and that's as far as you're getting, Buster!" response that I'm sure some exponentially dire amount of therapy might alter. Penetration only really does anything special for me if there's a lot of external friction --- and yet, I still crave that feeling of fullness. Possibly some biological imperative. I really don't know.
 
Oh man, 1 good release this morning after reading a hot letter. I was ready for round two when company showed up...what a bummer!! :rolleyes:
 
sex is bad for me. :( winds me up even more. fuck. i've jacked almost half dozen times since yesterday.

jacked earlier to someone else's jacking over my bj jack. echoic masturbation.
 
Everyone's jacking like mad monkeys. Must be all the pollin in the air.

I went hawg wild yesterday. I was reading big books of theary and universal law and putting off my women's work and I kept getting a boner. Said I to myself, I'm going to show my cock who is master. If it persists in standing up on it's hind legs, I will slap it down and jack until it shows me respect.

Starting @ nautical twilight. 6 jays later it was supper time and I didn't have an ounce of juice left, but my Os were actually getting stronger. Like an M-80 exploding in an empty chamber, no longer tamped by the fluid back pressure.

I was thinking about the ohthankyou men. And punishment. ;)

Rimmy, what is a "hydro pole"? Sounds like something either perverse or involving about 50 MV.
 
rosco rathbone said:
Everyone's jacking like mad monkeys. Must be all the pollin in the air.

I went hawg wild yesterday. I was reading big books of theary and universal law and putting off my women's work and I kept getting a boner. Said I to myself, I'm going to show my cock who is master. If it persists in standing up on it's hind legs, I will slap it down and jack until it shows me respect.

Starting @ nautical twilight. 6 jays later it was supper time and I didn't have an ounce of juice left, but my Os were actually getting stronger. Like an M-80 exploding in an empty chamber, no longer tamped by the fluid back pressure.

I was thinking about the ohthankyou men. And punishment. ;)

Rimmy, what is a "hydro pole"? Sounds like something either perverse or involving about 50 MV.
a hydro pole is one of those 40-70 foot high poles that house the power lines. I may be working for the power company as a lineman but I have to pass a climbing test first. any tips?
 
rimmy said:
a hydro pole is one of those 40-70 foot high poles that house the power lines. I may be working for the power company as a lineman but I have to pass a climbing test first. any tips?

Oh, you are going to be a lineman? That's fucking cool. What's that thing they have now where you are actually wired into the electric circuit? I saw it on a Discover channel, the super-high current kind of passes through an electromagnetic suit that you wear.

From what I know about linemen, they either climb those wood poles with the spike boots (but I haven't seen that in ages, now they all use snorkel lifts and I think that was telco anyhow), or you are just climbing some kind of steel ladder or thing with handholds. So do your dips, your pullups and cardio and you'll be fine.
 
My GOD!!! There are some stories here that can make hot spagetti get hard!!!
Round two sent me for oxygen.....WOW!!
 
naughtygirl69s said:
I was feeling a little randy last night, I can't remember if this was before or after my weird dream?

I've been reading the book "the multi-orgasmic couple" I used my back massager and placed it on the bed and straddled it (my favorite position) and started humping.

I tried to use the techniques described of using the PC muscles more and not focussing so much on the orgasm. I had a VERY strong O, but I couldn't keep going and have another :(

Some day I will!

Keep on trying! ;)
 
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