Jacking-Off Log

[bridgeburner]

Had a wank this morning, thinking about morning sex. The kind where you wake up, give the firm, gelatinous ass of the girl sleeping face down, butt naked, next to you,a few affectionate, patriarchial pats, then spit on your cock, roll your bulk on top of her and force it in her dry hole, wakeing her as you go.

Okay, that's just hot. I've never known why, but it's immensely appealing and I've always given extra points for it.

 

[bridgeburner]

Damn, that's distracting. Finch is one of the hottest characters in literature (not to mention, film.)

Is it just me, or has anyone else spent quality time in Fantasy Land with that guy?

Yep, Atticus Finch is definitely hot and I always found Gregory Peck to be one of the most desirable men of his set. Manly looking and he seemed a strong and admirable person as well.

 

[alice_underneath]

Yep, Atticus Finch is definitely hot and I always found Gregory Peck to be one of the most desirable men of his set. Manly looking and he seemed a strong and admirable person as well.

And that voice........

Somewhere lost on the boards --- perhaps here or in Topopolis itself as those are the most likely places--- I wrote once about a wall of breasts. I kept hoping I could find it again and point you toward it but I have had no luck at all.

Using Advanced Search, I tried to find this for you, B.

I found some interesting posts (including one about your favorite bra ), but no luck on the wall tale.

I was searching your posts by keyword. Is there another term you might have used, other than breasts or tits (or wall, for that matter)?

 

[Hester]

Is it just me, or has anyone else spent quality time in Fantasy Land with that guy?

finch or cjh?

 

[alice_underneath]

finch or cjh?

Mr. F.

(No offense to the latter, but I don't hang out on the GB very much & I don't recognize him.)

 

[bridgeburner]

And that voice........


Using Advanced Search, I tried to find this for you, B.

I found some interesting posts (including one about your favorite bra ), but no luck on the wall tale.

I was searching your posts by keyword. Is there another term you might have used, other than breasts or tits (or wall, for that matter)?

I'm a total sucker for a good voice.

yeah, I tried all those under Advanced search as well and never could find it. Perhaps it was one of those things that I meant to post and then it got eaten or I got shy. The world may never know.

Sometimes I look back on my posts and I'm thankful my parents are computer dunces and I'll never have grandchildren. ;->

 

[Hester]

Mr. F.

(No offense to the latter, but I don't hang out on the GB very much & I don't recognize him.)

s'ok. i'll register vote for cjh and that will even things out.

 

[alice_underneath]

LOL @ B, and Hester - fair enough.

 

[Hester]

2 jacks this afternoon, one currently brewing.

 

[testing123456]

Hey all. Had a lazy Saturday morning. Got up to brush my teeth and had a thought... ...brought my Sonicare toothbrush back to bed. It was decent.

TOO FUNNY!!!! Just had a friend over and she didn't have her toy. She took my toothbrush, turned it on and said, "charge it another hour, it'll do".

I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[123whatever]

Had a quickie today...ready to go again tonight.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

I was feeling a little randy last night, I can't remember if this was before or after my weird dream?

I've been reading the book "the multi-orgasmic couple" I used my back massager and placed it on the bed and straddled it (my favorite position) and started humping.

I tried to use the techniques described of using the PC muscles more and not focussing so much on the orgasm. I had a VERY strong O, but I couldn't keep going and have another

Some day I will!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Last night Jack session:

I felt kinda *guyish* last evening. No idea why. I don't suffer from penis envy, don't particularly want to be a guy but (for some reason), I felt the need to engage in an actual jack (not jill).

What I did:

Spread my thighs and cunt lips apart, exposing my clit (which is extremely small...if I had been born a guy, my dick would be nonexistent!!) Poured some warming oil directly on it and the turned on a fan (to help the warming oil heat up) The sensation was rather funny but it did cause my clit to swell a bit so that I actually had something there to grab..(blushy grin)

Taking said bit of flesh between two fingers, I pulled it away from the hood and closed my legs. The position was bit crazy as I had to place a pillow beneath my hips so that I could see what I was doing....nevertheless using a steady up and down motion (like jerking a mini penis)...I came twice, back to back..within 3 minutes or so.

I didn't like the feeling..it was too abrupt, too intense and left me feeling a bit sensitive and sore.

Score: 4 for intensity and something new
2 for the quickness and soreness, swelling

 

[naughtygirl69s]

I felt kinda *guyish* last evening. No idea why. I don't suffer from penis envy, don't particularly want to be a guy but (for some reason), I felt the need to engage in an actual jack (not jill).

What I did:

Spread my thighs and cunt lips apart, exposing my clit (which is extremely small...if I had been born a guy, my dick would be nonexistent!!) Poured some warming oil directly on it and the turned on a fan (to help the warming oil heat up) The sensation was rather funny but it did cause my clit to swell a bit so that I actually had something there to grab..(blushy grin)

Taking said bit of flesh between two fingers, I pulled it away from the hood and closed my legs. The position was bit crazy as I had to place a pillow beneath my hips so that I could see what I was doing....nevertheless using a steady up and down motion (like jerking a mini penis)...I came twice, back to back..within 3 minutes or so.

I didn't like the feeling..it was too abrupt, too intense and left me feeling a bit sensitive and sore.

Score: 4 for intensity and something new
2 for the quickness and soreness, swelling

hehe, sometimes I do that, but I have to be more aroused for it to work. And I sorta stroke each finger on either side of my clit and in my head imagine it like stroking a cock. It's a different feeling as opposed to the circular motion I usually use when I use my fingers (which is rare,anyway)

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

hehe, sometimes I do that, but I have to be more aroused for it to work. And I sorta stroke each finger on either side of my clit and in my head imagine it like stroking a cock. It's a different feeling as opposed to the circular motion I usually use when I use my fingers (which is rare,anyway)

It was kinda strange..I don't think I will ever repeat the experience. I hardly ever use toys or fingers as I am not clitorally inclined (usually) I get inner orgasms..so my normal mode is on my belly, legs crossed, keigel exercises....works like a charm and the O's are long, drawn out and lovely...

 

[drown]

this last one:

pretty
damned
perfect

 

[naughtygirl69s]

I had 2 orgasms Using my egg, standard humping position, it wasn't even ON and I was barely wiggling and it was bumping up against my clit, ahhhh, I held off as long as I could, talking dirty to myself and having realllllly dirty thoughts. It wasn't as intense as I thought it would be, when I finally let myself cum, then I stayed there, and turned the vibe on, and had another in about 10 minutes, it was a good one, too, but I had to work for that 2nd one!

 

[rosco rathbone]

Jayed about fourx in the last 24. I mainly do it as an energy/mood booster.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

Jayed about fourx in the last 24. I mainly do it as an energy/mood booster.

I thought it would have the opposite effect?

Usually zaps my energy

 

[Nighthawk4700]

Something like this "Last time I jacked ...."

Okay... Sounds fun. To start though I should say, I am a 20 year old white male... Tall and slim (I take pride in my abs and lean-ness lol), long dark hair, glasses, dark eyes.

Hm... Last time I jacked was at my work... There is a particularly attractive woman who works part time there. She is considerably older than me... Probably by 15 years or so. She stays in excellent shape and has that cute sexiness that never goes away with age. As I sat working watching her tight ass in her even tighter jeans, I knew I had to blow my load. Looking at her perk tan tits I caressed my cock through my tight jeans until I couldn't take it anymore and limped to the bathroom... lol. The precum was all over my hard cock so I just spit in my hand and started stroking... In about 10 minutes I exploded for the first time in about a week. It was amazing. I'm about to start again now just at the thought...

Good first entry?

 

[Hester]

a simple word whispered in my ear was enough to pull the start cord on the desire to get off. surprising, titillating, provocative. as it passed through my mind last night instead of letting it take me somewhere i listened to the conversations around me on the train. i was stuck in a car full of mostly couples returning from an event. they all seemed so unhappy, so...stuck with each other. the man pissed off because his girl was drunk and getting sick. the couple arguing because she thought he was looking at someone else. she was browbeating him and i really wanted to bitch slap this chick. the older couple sitting together with the most profound looks of boredom on their faces. he started to doze off and she looked down at her wedding ring, mindlessly fingering it with what i interpreted as such regret on her face that it was painful to watch. all so depressing and disheartening. instead of jacking i got into bed, curled into a ball and slept dreamlessly.

 

[rimmy]

a simple word whispered in my ear was enough to pull the start cord on the desire to get off. surprising, titillating, provocative. as it passed through my mind last night instead of letting it take me somewhere i listened to the conversations around me on the train. i was stuck in a car full of mostly couples returning from an event. they all seemed so unhappy, so...stuck with each other. the man pissed off because his girl was drunk and getting sick. the couple arguing because she thought he was looking at someone else. she was browbeating him and i really wanted to bitch slap this chick. the older couple sitting together with the most profound looks of boredom on their faces. he started to doze off and she looked down at her wedding ring, mindlessly fingering it with what i interpreted as such regret on her face that it was painful to watch. all so depressing and disheartening. instead of jacking i got into bed, curled into a ball and slept dreamlessly.

Hey A, this is the jack log, not the depressing story so I wanna slit my wrists log.

Your next entry better contain a 2L bottle, an oscillating fan or a gazelle. Got it?

 

[rimmy]

I forgot to log a jack from last week:

I was lying in bed wanting something a little different so I broke out the 1 spanking dvd i have and put it in. There's no sex in this vid, just spanking, so I lay back and imagined bringing my hand down on a few asses. Actually I had imagined a few litsters lined up on all fours with their pussies and asses exposed and me making my way down the line turning them all red. Once again my arousal was increased every time I head one of the girls cry out from the pain. There's just something incredibly erotic about hearing a woman in sexual pain though sometimes I wish I didn't get so excited by it but alas, I am what I am, so I jerked it hard and came.

P.S. Thanks to all the litsters who participated in my wank.

 

[countrygent36]

Morning everyone, time to "rise and shine"!!

 

[Hester]

Hey A, this is the jack log, not the depressing story so I wanna slit my wrists log.

Your next entry better contain a 2L bottle, an oscillating fan or a gazelle. Got it?

jacking is as common and necessary to my life as air. in one sense it's virtually a nonevent. if something makes me abort a jack, it's an event and loggable.

depression doesn't stick with me so i guess these kinds of experiences don't bother me as much as they do some other people. i can start putting in a warning so you don't have to read posts like this if you like.