Jacking-Off Log

[tortoise]

Futile. She will never release you. Have yourself bound to the mast, but you will still hear us calling.

"PLEASE don't throw me in that siren patch!"

Hm. A Homer and Uncle Remus combo almost makes sense, in the cluttered mess of my mind. An oral-history souvlaki gumbo. If it was good enough for the Coen Brothers, it's good enough for me!

 

[bridgeburner]

I love that I'm surrounded by literate perverts whose references I get 99% of the time. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy and inclusionary.

 

[pinkladyzz11]

slow hands

I discovered an aural treat this afternoon, Pandora.com. The operating premise is that you tell the program a song or artist which you like and by cluing the program as it plays successive tracks it comes closer and closer to capturing sounds which pleasure you. As I was reading MMF stories at Lit at the same time, I subconsciously must have been programming it to very sexual sounds and at some point I looked up and thought, that is the sound of sex if sex has a musical counterpoint.

The combination of the hot, steamily humid afternoon, the erotic stories and the sultry music were too much. I gathered up a very large vibe, which I currently favor and some astroglide and went to my favorite couch in a bay window. This leaves me somewhat exposed if anyone were to come up the walk, but it only added to the tension this aftenoon. I hiked my pink dress up around my waist, slid off my panties and spread my legs, one akimbo over the back of the sofa.

I played and enjoyed a variety of pleasant sensations, but the O was just out of reach. Then I began to run my finger along my slit and into my pussy, coating it with warm juice. I licked my finger and imagined it was a current friend's cock, freshly removed from his wife. I could hear him urging me to taste it, lick it. "Do it for your daddy. Be my good girl."

The rocket went off. 8/10. Very satisfactory.

 

[Hester]

Futile. She will never release you. Have yourself bound to the mast, but you will still hear us calling.

i agree.

there is no life without desire. from the atomic level to the planetary level, and probably beyond---the universe requires desire for its existence. i stopped fighting it some years ago and found a lot more peace.

 

[Hester]

I love that I'm surrounded by literate perverts whose references I get 99% of the time. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy and inclusionary.

that, and i like that i have to run to the dictionary at least daily. size does matter, at least where vocabulary is involved.

 

[rosco rathbone]

i agree.

there is no life without desire. from the atomic level to the planetary level, and probably beyond---the universe requires desire for its existence. i stopped fighting it some years ago and found a lot more peace.

True, but by jacking, the wise man takes desire in hand.

 

[Hester]

suit yerself

 

[MechaBlade]

I love that I'm surrounded by literate perverts whose references I get 99% of the time. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy and inclusionary.

Yeah, I wouldn't have got that Uncle Remus and Homer/Coen Bros reference 8 years ago.

 

[evesdream]

This is from Y: The Descent of Men by Steve Jones "A pamphlet of 1715 entitled onamia, or the Heinous Sin of Self-Pollution, and its frightful consequences in both sexes considered, with spiritual and physical advice to those who have already injured themselves with this abominable practice claimed that 'those who are guilty of it work for the destruction of their own species and strike a blow, in a certain way, against the very Creation.'"

Anyhow, I was jilling this morning and I couldn't get the phrase "This is what sluts and cocksuckers get." out of my head. It was a phrase jack and I got off big time. Does anyone else have these?

 

[Hester]

had a weird sexual dream. even though i Oed from the dream, it left me feeling strange and disconcerted. does that count as a jack?

 

[Beco]

Report all acts of masturbation with a summary of the act. I haven't busted a nut yet today but I am about to. Wil check back in.

11:30 last night, couldnt resist....

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Finally!!

5/30-5/31~The first

After what seemed to be years of trying (but in reality was only something like 4 or 5 days) I reached the mountain top! Amazingly enough it was the combo of 2 guys here at LIT that made this O possible.

I used just cunt muscles, flipped on my belly, crossed my legs and rocked. Didn't take but maybe 5 minutes and I had an oozy sort of O which left me drained and exceedingly sleepy.

The second~

About 11ish last night, decided to get off yet again. Same position, same effects.

Thought process during both was a herky jerky stream of: giving head, being forcefully face fucked and being covered in huge spurts of jizz. Weird combo for me, but it turned the trick..

Score? 4 out of 5 due to the amount (copious) and the sleepiness after (as I had only managed about 7.5 hours in three days before these much needed releases)

 

[unregistered]

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Discipline not selfishness is the key to overwhelming, copious, ejaculations. Take it from a bedroom fireman.

*notes this down in her lil black book*

 

[rosco rathbone]

This is from Y: The Descent of Men by Steve Jones "A pamphlet of 1715 entitled onamia, or the Heinous Sin of Self-Pollution, and its frightful consequences in both sexes considered, with spiritual and physical advice to those who have already injured themselves with this abominable practice claimed that 'those who are guilty of it work for the destruction of their own species and strike a blow, in a certain way, against the very Creation.'"

Anyhow, I was jilling this morning and I couldn't get the phrase "This is what sluts and cocksuckers get." out of my head. It was a phrase jack and I got off big time. Does anyone else have these?

So good to see you peeping and lurking, little evie.

I jayed this day. I was thinking about forcible whoredom.

 

[unregistered]

 

[spacekowboy]

5/30-5/31~The first

After what seemed to be years of trying (but in reality was only something like 4 or 5 days) I reached the mountain top! Amazingly enough it was the combo of 2 guys here at LIT that made this O possible.

I used just cunt muscles, flipped on my belly, crossed my legs and rocked. Didn't take but maybe 5 minutes and I had an oozy sort of O which left me drained and exceedingly sleepy.

The second~

About 11ish last night, decided to get off yet again. Same position, same effects.

Thought process during both was a herky jerky stream of: giving head, being forcefully face fucked and being covered in huge spurts of jizz. Weird combo for me, but it turned the trick..

Score? 4 out of 5 due to the amount (copious) and the sleepiness after (as I had only managed about 7.5 hours in three days before these much needed releases)

Look out .. i think you might be a smidge less dykey now

 

[Hester]

haven't had a much time to jack, and been too tired at bedtime to accomplish anything. fell asleep last night with my hand between my legs. usually when that happens i'll wake sometime in the middle of the night and finish the deed, but i slept straight through the night and didn't get around to completing my maintenance until morning. orgasm was pretty unmentionworthy, but the contractions were intense.

i have been wound like a rubber band. i'm in one of those states where i could JO every hour and still not feel remotely satisfied. i'm looking at every man as if he's a potential fuck and trying really really really hard not to be sexual in my every day interactions. had two men helping me this morning and someone with me told me one of them really seemed to like my ass. not what i needed to hear. i couldn't help but twist that poor motherfucker around my little finger and cause the sorry sap to do that slightly limping walk some men do when they are trying to function with a boner. i feel like i could fuck a hundred men and still be ready for more. where's the fifth fleet when you really need it?

 

[rosco rathbone]

You gave him a boner on purpose??? Slattern! Hoor of Babylon!

I jayed 2x yesterday and one this morning. I've been reading Alice Flaherty's The Midnight Disease: The Drive To Write, Writer's Block And The Creative Brain and enumerating to myself all the ways in which I am weird, fucked-up and probably in need of psychiatric assistance. (This book'll make you do that.) One area that has me worried is the lack of variation in my jacks. They are all about the same thing, over and over and over and over. I'm afraid that I'm somehow walled off from deeper emotional experience.

Of course, I can't just jack and o and that's that. I have to make it a symptom of something.

 

[Hester]

You gave him a boner on purpose??? Slattern! Hoor of Babylon!

he was with me for nearly 4 hrs. even i feel sorry for the man.

I jayed 2x yesterday and one this morning. I've been reading Alice Flaherty's The Midnight Disease: The Drive To Write, Writer's Block And The Creative Brain and enumerating to myself all the ways in which I am weird, fucked-up and probably in need of psychiatric assistance. (This book'll make you do that.) One area that has me worried is the lack of variation in my jacks. They are all about the same thing, over and over and over and over. I'm afraid that I'm somehow walled off from deeper emotional experience.

Of course, I can't just jack and o and that's that. I have to make it a symptom of something.

please don't get help. i like you as you are in all your weird, fucked up glory.

 

[rosco rathbone]

he was with me for nearly 4 hrs. even i feel sorry for the man.


please don't get help. i like you as you are in all your weird, fucked up glory.

I'm blocked.

Alice says pills can help.

 

[Hester]

I'm blocked.

Alice says pills can help.

since when do you take instruction from a woman?

 

[rosco rathbone]

since when do you take instruction from a woman?

Ha! Her book is totally grating on me! I can't take the magisterial tone! Fuck's sake. *kicks a can* It's making me feel better though, she talks about all kinds of stuff that matters to me.

 

[Hester]

Ha! Her book is totally grating on me! I can't take the magisterial tone! Fuck's sake. *kicks a can* It's making me feel better though, she talks about all kinds of stuff that matters to me.

bush talks about stuff that matters to me. that doesn't mean his opinion is worth a shit.

but if she's making you feel better i'll stop giving you a hard time.

 

[Beco]

I think 4 times this weekend, maybe 5........I need to start dating again!!