Jacking-Off Log

[Olivia_Yearns]

Might be interesting to try the brush end some time.

No cavities in my cavity. Actually, I have done that, but not directly on my skin - too much. The brush inside a plastic bag, then the sensation is very nice. Oh, it has been a long time since I've done that. I'm going to do it now.

 

[kaboom3d]

No cavities in my cavity. Actually, I have done that, but not directly on my skin - too much. The brush inside a plastic bag, then the sensation is very nice. Oh, it has been a long time since I've done that. I'm going to do it now.

I thought that was hat th Oral-B was made for.
Just called it a tooth brush so as not to get funny looks in the check out line.

 

[kaboom3d]

Rinsing some shaving gel in the shower just now, and suddenly I remember the "pulse" setting on the hand-held shower head. Shower head! It is unusual for me to O standing up, and slightly tricky, 'cause I get weak in the knees. I put my forehead and one arm against the tiles, one foot up on the side of the tub. Any other women do it this way?

Every morning Olivia.... every morning

for the last 30 years.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

I thought that was hat th Oral-B was made for.
Just called it a tooth brush so as not to get funny looks in the check out line.

Wow. That was so ... efficient. Took one minute. Now I'm minty fresh (on top of being well rinsed).

Kaboom, you're the bathroom jacking queen - and everyone just thinks you're super-hygenic.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Wow. That was so ... efficient. Took one minute. Now I'm minty fresh (on top of being well rinsed).

This is the first time I've been tempted to get someone to send me their used toothbrush.

 

[trask9]

I was having an great erotic dream and woke with a throbbing erection.
Wrapped my hand around the thick shaft and stroked it slowly, edging and
edging until I could not take it any longer and came hard, wave after wave
as I gasped for breath. Splattered my warm seed on my belly and chest.
Orgasmic scale, about a 7+. Very good
TJ

 

[MechaBlade]

I was having an great erotic dream and woke with a throbbing erection.
Wrapped my hand around the thick shaft and stroked it slowly, edging and
edging until I could not take it any longer and came hard, wave after wave
as I gasped for breath. Splattered my warm seed on my belly and chest.
Orgasmic scale, about a 7+. Very good
TJ

what was the dream about?

 

[spacekowboy]

Wow. That was so ... efficient. Took one minute. Now I'm minty fresh (on top of being well rinsed).

Kaboom, you're the bathroom jacking queen - and everyone just thinks you're super-hygenic.

Damned electric toothbruses get all the action.

 

[lm2000]

Not sure where the hell this topic is now but...

Anyone else sometimes masterbate for hours, and hours on end...balancing on that brink of orgasim beam?

I do that alot when im bored, sometimes for 2 hours straight. My hand gets wringled from the vaseline and my cock gets sore but its so worth it. And I pain tthe ceiling by the end too.

Now I just need to learn how to exactly this but with sex.

 

[rosco rathbone]

r..

Anyone else sometimes masterbate for hours, and hours on end...balancing on that brink of orgasim beam?

Hell yes.

 

[MechaBlade]

Hell yes.

tantra.

when that O comes, my cum can shatter glass. And I immediately need another one.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Fuck!!!

I tried yet again...Last evening...

I showered, trimmed up, lotioned up and ensconced myself on my lonely bed with a toy and my mind....

Within 5 minutes I had bored myself so badly that I threw the toy across the room, threw on some work out clothes and did Tai bo for about an hour....

 

[rosco rathbone]

No cavities in my cavity.

There's a vagina dentata crack in here somewhere.

tantra.

when that O comes, my cum can shatter glass. And I immediately need another one.

At first I read this as , when you o, you let out a holler that could shatter glass.

Yeah, we hard core wankers understand tantra.

 

[Hester]

Some of the very first orgasms I ever had were on the handle of my electric toothbrush when I was very young.

yup. the old electric toothbrush was my first battery operated appliance.

 

[Hester]

i tried the showerhead tonight for old time's sake. no go. it was too much for me.

 

[coffeebean]

unfortunately.............not in the mood...shocking I know

 

[spacekowboy]

unfortunately.............not in the mood...shocking I know

Wha???

 

[tortoise]

This thread has made me realize that I don't believe I've ever had the urge to jack off and listen to Tom Waits in the same or any consecutive moments before.

I'm not sure what to make of that....

Nor have I, but he induces a different flavor of ecstasy in me. I consider Waits a storyteller in the old tradition.

 

[tortoise]

ambush with hand-to-hand combat

Oh dear. That sounds a bit… not my cuppa, especially the ambush part.

Oh well, no vacation vagina for me. Such is my lot in life.

Rinsing some shaving gel in the shower just now, and suddenly I remember the "pulse" setting on the hand-held shower head. Shower head! It is unusual for me to O standing up, and slightly tricky, 'cause I get weak in the knees. I put my forehead and one arm against the tiles, one foot up on the side of the tub. Any other women do it this way?

I'm not a woman, but my (infrequent) shower jacks involve similar positioning, with my lubricious fist standing on for a shower head. Usually my left foot is the tub-wall mounter.

(Lubricious Fist = another imaginary band name; it's a sickness, I see them everywhere!)

get on your knees to begin with so you don't fall down

I love it when you wax assertive in your advice.

Jacuzzi - yes! I wish I had access to one of those from time to time. I used to have a claw foot tub, and I'd lay on my back with my legs up and open under the faucet, and the water pounding down. That was really good. Girls can be so resourceful. Some of the very first orgasms I ever had were on the handle of my electric toothbrush when I was very young.

Masturbatory resourcefulness = one of the 489,721,854 reasons I love girls. This thread happens to contain some particularly delicious ones, too. Yum.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I've jayed once a day since last logging.

On Sunday I found myself in Harlem when church was letting out. Everywhere on the sidewalks you saw the churchgoing girls with their shy downcast eyes, their sweet smiles, their best dresses, little Bibles clutched in hands, talking to clean-cut upstanding earnest Christian youths in off the rack suits. It did my heart a power of good because I seek justification in scripture for my own proclivities. I've been jaying about those churchical style relations, if the Father of us all will forgive me.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

Fireworks, Yup,they went off in my head, today. Had a powerhouse of an O.

I used my hitachi magic wand and at first I thought it would be too intense and not work at all since I've not used it in weeks, and then I got into it, it took longer than I thought it would and I almost gave up, I sat on it riding it in the chair, just focussing on the vibrations my entire pussy was getting.

Finally I laid it on the corner of the bed, had it up on high and humped it like there was no tomorrow. I was loud and the phrase that sent me over to O land was "daddy dick" I had a most powerful, intense O that made my knees weak.

I've decided that while I CAN come from manual stimulation, I have much better luck with my toys and must more powerful orgams. So that is what I should do.

ALthough I did realize while with my partner this last week, I came intensely well when he would just diddle the outside of my pussy hole while I rubbed my clit, that seemed to work realllllly well for me. I'd still like to learn to cum from PIV

Orgasm rating: 8/10

 

[bridgeburner]

I've been jaying about those churchical style relations, if the Father of us all will forgive me.

I think the Father of us all gets a chub when he takes your mental confessions.

 

[rosco rathbone]

"Can you not contain yourself, you disgusting fellow?"

Vitality must be on the rise, for I have jacked twice this day. Yes, continence and virtue proved beyond my grasp.

I have abandoned myself to lewd concupiscence and fleshly lust. But the second jack was very strange, almost neoplatonic in content. Perhaps because I'd been reading for days about Popes, schisms, synods, diets, "oecumenical councils", antipopes, The Logos, the "Monophysite Heresy", Boethius, Plotinus, Reason, Form, etc. I was jacking and I felt a strange ecstasy pass through me and my member seemed to be a sceptre representing MALE SUPREAMACY and myself to be clad in robes of golden light and to be walking in the groves of reason with the bearded sages of yore.

It's hard to reconstruct, but I was having confused thoughts about how jacking was virtuous and appropriate for a learned man and a philosopher, because via masturbation we attain self control and freedom from attachment to the eternal feminine principle which lies ever in wait in the darkness just beyond the portals of sweet reason. By masturbation, we maintain our lofty indifference to the seduction of womankind. This jay had almost no "sexual" content per se, although I conclusion I did briefly imagine myself stropping a bottom while snarling "Fry, Lechery! Fry!"

 

[Trinique_Fire]

i killed the batteries in my little purple bullet last night while imagining a highly arousing and physically confining scenario between me and her, me being the physically confined one. at some point i also involved my pink vibe in the game as well.

two pillows over my face and i STILL think i scared all the cats.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

[...]
freedom from attachment to the eternal feminine principle which lies ever in wait in the darkness just beyond the portals of sweet reason. [...]

Futile. She will never release you. Have yourself bound to the mast, but you will still hear us calling.

I've been remiss in my logging. Some orgasms feel like secrets, and refuse to line up for roll call.