Jacking-Off Log

[GonzoTheGreat65]

I haven't committed any sins for 5 days. I'm so proud

 

[rosco rathbone]

They don't work like that for me at all.

I feel like I'm playing the "Test Your Might" mini-game in Mortal Kombat over and over, furiously tapping the buttons to creep the bar up higher and higher. The bar loses ground when exhaustation, distraction and frustration hit, but if I can get it high enough I am rewarded with a terrific release of pressure, although very little actual ejaculate.

I often forget that I am jacking. I'll be yanking away but realize all of a sudden that I've been thinking about artificial intelligence, or my credit card bill. I will haev lost all the ground but not the desire to o.

I've oed about 6 times in the last 24 hours. I do this from time to time. As soon as I feel the urge I get one off; and am suprised that I still have juice left withiin me.

I think I have a very high sex drive.

 

[Marquis]

I often forget that I am jacking. I'll be yanking away but realize all of a sudden that I've been thinking about artificial intelligence, or my credit card bill. I will haev lost all the ground but not the desire to o.

I've oed about 6 times in the last 24 hours. I do this from time to time. As soon as I feel the urge I get one off; and am suprised that I still have juice left withiin me.

I think I have a very high sex drive.

As do I, but my penis has been very difficult recently. Excessive desire, but endless manipulation is required.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

I often forget that I am jacking. I'll be yanking away but realize all of a sudden that I've been thinking about artificial intelligence, or my credit card bill. I will haev lost all the ground but not the desire to o.

I've oed about 6 times in the last 24 hours. I do this from time to time. As soon as I feel the urge I get one off; and am suprised that I still have juice left withiin me.

I think I have a very high sex drive.

WHat exactly defines a high sex drive? Being able to cum a lot in 24 hour period? Or just having the URGE to jack off all the time?

I often have the urge, but it takes me so long to cum, I don't' have the energy.

It's never a simple process with me, tho I get off more on the build-up than the actual O.

Maybe it's because I like it that way.

I this thread

 

[Marquis]

WHat exactly defines a high sex drive?

I've often wondered this myself.

I think I count in some categories, but not others.

 

[rosco rathbone]

WHat exactly defines a high sex drive? Being able to cum a lot in 24 hour period? Or just having the URGE to jack off all the time?

Oh, both I guess. I don't know; I am always thinking about oral domination of females and then finding myself standing over the sink shooting a load.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

I don't think I've ever busted even a 1.5 tbs load, even at my most pent-up and backed-up.

We have an apprentice at work who eats coffee break burgers that the men have dubbed "loadbuilders": burger with fried egg, bacon, cheese, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, salt, pepper, katchup. He has like 6 kids by six women at age 30. I think I might have to start adopting his diet.

In other news, I just busted even though I swore I wouldn't. I was trying to take a nap in the air-conditioning and got a boner despite myself. Commenced to stroking casual-like while lying in bed and then said fuck it. Went to the ejaculatorium and here is the funny part:

I was thinking about how; when recieving oral servitude, I like to talk nasty and mutter gnarly things, but in reality, I usually say them very quietly. Some residual shame perhaps. I was thinking that I ought to work or projecting, speaking from the gut, to the back of the auditorium so to speak, and so as I was ready to bust I said "drink sperm. DRINK SPERM!!!" On the second, almost yelled "drink", I let fly and actually caused seed to arc through the air. I can't remember the last time I "caught air". The loud talking must have done it.

load: slightly above average, consistency good, colour a bit yellowish.

I've heard there's a strong relationship between loud moaning/talking and stronger orgasms

*swoon*

 

[JustSkye]

I've heard there's a strong relationship between loud moaning/talking and stronger orgasms

*swoon*

I'd like to think so

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I think I have a very high sex drive.

Yeah ... and we just hate that here.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

Ok, I'll report a jilling.

Today, I'm on a low peak at the moment, takes a lot to motivate me to even TRY. I had a headache AND I was feeling tired...however, a VERY persuasive individual convinced me to talk on the phone and I had the BEST, MOST intense orgasm I've had in a while...and a couple more with that.

I could feel myself literally giving up the control, I didn't have the power anymore, every bit of energy I had was in my engorged clit. I was helpless, straddling my pillow, an egg vibrator up against my clit and at the entrance to my creamy pussy. Slowly rocking/gyrating, I had been aware of a mild urge to masturbate since earlier, when I read 4-5 pages of this thread, all the pent up energy I had built up and teasing myself at that VERY MOMENT, SURGED into my core and slowly started to bubble over teetering on the very brink, like rockets shooting off, electricity zipping and buzzing in the back of my brain...I teetered for just a bit more, holding on like at the crest when you're on a roller coaster, that little place where you almost don't move, hovering, and than BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM, I whimpered and moaned and almost cried but also laughing/giggling. My powerful electric "gigglegasm" enveloped me and shook my entire body.

Dizzying, satisfying, intense.

I am now in control again

 

[spyro1123]

Ok, I'll report a jilling.

Today, I'm on a low peak at the moment, takes a lot to motivate me to even TRY. I had a headache AND I was feeling tired...however, a VERY persuasive individual convinced me to talk on the phone and I had the BEST, MOST intense orgasm I've had in a while...and a couple more with that.

I could feel myself literally giving up the control, I didn't have the power anymore, every bit of energy I had was in my engorged clit. I was helpless, straddling my pillow, an egg vibrator up against my clit and at the entrance to my creamy pussy. Slowly rocking/gyrating, I had been aware of a mild urge to masturbate since earlier, when I read 4-5 pages of this thread, all the pent up energy I had built up and teasing myself at that VERY MOMENT, SURGED into my core and slowly started to bubble over teetering on the very brink, like rockets shooting off, electricity zipping and buzzing in the back of my brain...I teetered for just a bit more, holding on like at the crest when you're on a roller coaster, that little place where you almost don't move, hovering, and than BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM, I whimpered and moaned and almost cried but also laughing/giggling. My powerful electric "gigglegasm" enveloped me and shook my entire body.

Dizzying, satisfying, intense.

I am now in control again

Such a sexy lady.... love hearing about this, thats what we need, more people describing their orgasms for us!!!

 

[rosco rathbone]

Such a sexy lady.... love hearing about this, thats what we need, more people describing their orgasms for us!!!

That's the spirit. Report all jacks, as I used to say in the infancy of this thread.

 

[bridgeburner]

I dunno, I have a feeling that most of my jacks are like acid trips --- not all that exciting to hear about unless you were there and...um...on acid?

My favorite jacks nowadays are the ones that happen mid-afternoon. I'll be doing some totally unrelated, non-sexual thing, like re-finishing a bookcase or assembling IKEA furniture and all of a sudden I'll just have to go strum.

Another reason one should always wear gloves when dealing with solvents.



-B

 

[NastasyA]

Would that be a Mastur-blog?


Who here ever experienced the *seance wank*?
Where mid-wank, the feeling comes to you, that all your already dead relatives look down on you, and watching

 

[bridgeburner]

Who here ever experienced the *seance wank*?
Where mid-wank, the feeling comes to you, that all your already dead relatives look down on you, and watching

Ha! Not since I was a kid, but yeah, I used to have these horribly overwhelming feelings of shame when I'd finish and I often imagined a bevvy of older relatives gone to that great peephole in the sky staring down at me in disapproval and disgust.


-B

 

[rosco rathbone]

Would that be a Mastur-blog?


Who here ever experienced the *seance wank*?
Where mid-wank, the feeling comes to you, that all your already dead relatives look down on you, and watching

Oh, the link between wankery and the occult is rock-solid. Half of Alestair Crowley's magic spells depend upon it. I've experienced all manner of seance wank, Akashic pornography,eroto-comatose lucidity; intercoursed with the animus and the anima and flown to the farthest reaches of the cosmos; all on the wings of masturbation.

I've viewed the dead relatives and the unborn generations to come; looking down at me with disapproval as i spill my seed on the stoney ground. (Or into the wastewater system of the boro of Queens, NY.)

 

[luxey313]

I am glad to see that you are back to sending your seed down the drain again.
I missed this thread.
I will have to report in the morning.
'Tis been a while.

 

[mirrors2]

Oh, the link between wankery and the occult is rock-solid. Half of Alestair Crowley's magic spells depend upon it. I've experienced all manner of seance wank, Akashic pornography,eroto-comatose lucidity; intercoursed with the animus and the anima and flown to the farthest reaches of the cosmos; all on the wings of masturbation.

I've viewed the dead relatives and the unborn generations to come; looking down at me with disapproval as i spill my seed on the stoney ground. (Or into the wastewater system of the boro of Queens, NY.)

Physically wanking or no, that can be helpful for all manner of things. You should take a look at "Taouist Yoga and Sexual Energy" by Eric Steven Yudelove, at some point.

Of course, masturbation and fucking is a pretty damn good thing...

IAO, and whotnot.

Edit: On second thought, it's more funny if I don't correct the way I spelled 'Taoist'...

 

[mack_the_knife]

I did a quick pre-work stroke-off this morning, just to get the day off on the right foot...does that count?

 

[snowy ciara]

Good to see this thread is still alive. I have no jacks to report lately. I was finally getting back into O mode after a long dry summer when I had my equestrian mishap. So I ended up in the hospital, in traction, with two knee surgeries. Surprisingly, desire fled under the grim aegis of broken bones and bloodshed. Now that I'm home, I'm still in a lot of pain, so I take the painkillers, and then I get so fuzzy that I'm horny and apt to proposition the most innapropriate people in very, shall we say, graphic and creative ways that are most unlike me. Sad thing is, I can't stay awake long enough to jack, and even if I could, I flail around enough that it'd cause more damage to the recently repaired and healing parts. I'm trying to take as few drugs as possible which means I'm hurting most of the time I'm awake, and since I'm a masochist, well, there's a brief moment where the pain ebbs before the fuzziness begins where I'm DAMNED horny.

I remain stretched thin and balancing on the knife edge between lust and very real pain of the non-fun kind and praying for release of some sort before I 'splode in a non good sort of way.

Sorry for the rambling post. This is why I don't drink, by the way.

 

[Marquis]

I actually wake up early to jerk off.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

I actually wake up early to jerk off.

Share please

 

[Marquis]

Share please

Open your mouth.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

I actually wake up early to jerk off.

I had actually sumized that from this thread.

I do the same thing.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

Open your mouth.

oh, uhm, that is NOT what I meant