Jacking-Off Log

[Hester]

i've found myself so uninspired of late it takes all but an icepick and an electrolux to get myself off

 

[rosco rathbone]

i've found myself so uninspired of late it takes all but an icepick and an electrolux to get myself off

Better that than a chainsaw, a live lobster and a 1962 Who's Who In Business.

 

[Hester]

Better that than a chainsaw, a live lobster and a 1962 Who's Who In Business.

true, but those are good ideas should times get worse

thanks for the inspiration. you're true blue.

 

[Recidiva]

i've found myself so uninspired of late it takes all but an icepick and an electrolux to get myself off

If anything in this forum has been taught to me, it is that I prize my easy exciteability.

I think being schizophrenic with guys who will talk me through it in my head helps. *nods*

 

[MechaBlade]

Better that than a chainsaw, a live lobster and a 1962 Who's Who In Business.

You've been spying on me?

 

[MechaBlade]

I had been going at it pretty hard the last few weeks. Firstly, I found a couple of sites, one with hardcore porn in rapidshare links, and another adult torrent site (I think bill posted it before he left). But mainly because I was trying to train myself to be ambidextrous, which required constant chicken choking.

My results are mostly successful. I can now use my more useful hand for other things while taking care of business in the lamer hand. But my porn search has really been the crowning achievement.

Basically, I feel like I have all the porn I ever need now. That's how fucking good these last two full-length movies have been. Just fucking marvelous production values- one with a cohesive story and great acting for porn, and the other pure hardcore shit, with one scene combining like 5 of my hardest fetishes into one porn scene. I will of course occasionally peruse TGPs for pics of girls I haven't seen naked yet--I think built into every man is the need to fuck or at least see naked every attractive female in the world--but it's been like a week and this is the longest I've gone since puberty without feeling the need to get new porn (except when I've had a real live girl to play with).

What's more is I've discovered my hero. A porn that has a guy who has the same body type and skin color as me... even his hair and face are kinda similar. And yeah, he gets to fuck a chick up the ass. You go boy!

So that's what I've been doing.

And I finished a story tonight (finally!). It's a sequel, and I think I might upload the prequel to lit, since it's a couple of nice romantic/hardcore fucking goodness that you vanilla-coated care bear fuckers seem to like. No fetish shit. Thus I think it could get decent ratings.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

I had been going at it pretty hard the last few weeks. Firstly, I found a couple of sites, one with hardcore porn in rapidshare links, and another adult torrent site (I think bill posted it before he left). But mainly because I was trying to train myself to be ambidextrous, which required constant chicken choking.

My results are mostly successful. I can now use my more useful hand for other things while taking care of business in the lamer hand. But my porn search has really been the crowning achievement.

Basically, I feel like I have all the porn I ever need now. That's how fucking good these last two full-length movies have been. Just fucking marvelous production values- one with a cohesive story and great acting for porn, and the other pure hardcore shit, with one scene combining like 5 of my hardest fetishes into one porn scene. I will of course occasionally peruse TGPs for pics of girls I haven't seen naked yet--I think built into every man is the need to fuck or at least see naked every attractive female in the world--but it's been like a week and this is the longest I've gone since puberty without feeling the need to get new porn (except when I've had a real live girl to play with).

What's more is I've discovered my hero. A porn that has a guy who has the same body type and skin color as me... even his hair and face are kinda similar. And yeah, he gets to fuck a chick up the ass. You go boy!

So that's what I've been doing.

And I finished a story tonight (finally!). It's a sequel, and I think I might upload the prequel to lit, since it's a couple of nice romantic/hardcore fucking goodness that you vanilla-coated care bear fuckers seem to like. No fetish shit. Thus I think it could get decent ratings.

Congratulations!

*bows*

You are the porn master, Sir.

 

[MechaBlade]

Congratulations!

*bows*

You are the porn master, Sir.

I retire my jersey.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Been jacking lately about as much as usual.

Thinking about my tendencies towards objectification and the never-fulfilled and somewhat strange nature of desire.

Think of an ass: You desire to possess it and you do possess it. You own it, you dress it up in form fitting garments, you thrash it from time to time either from pique or from an excess of vitality. You shape, mould, knead, grasp and pat it. On some days you work it like dough. You photograph it, leave trails of raw seed upon it, perhaps allow or encourage others to do the same.

You slap it with your penis, you put your penis into it, you examine it from various attitudes and so on. Certainly you jack to the thought of it. You jack and jack some more. But even were you to take a melon-ball slicer and cut a hole in one cheek so that you could fuck it directly, you'd get no closer to that state of complete unity to which you aspire.

Sometimes I see the sexual path of our life as a road through a neverending dark forest and the orgone pilot light but a will o the wisp that leads us ever on.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

You shape, mould, knead, grasp and pat it. On some days you work it like dough.

I thought only black men do this with Asian ass.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I thought only black men do this with Asian ass.

That's where I learned it, although I've applied it without discrimination to asses from all points of the compass.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

That's where I learned it, although I've applied it without discrimination to asses from all points of the compass.

That's beautiful.

Whenever I should come upon a molded, sculpted ass, I will know that I have you to thank for it.

 

[Hester]

I had been going at it pretty hard the last few weeks. Firstly, I found a couple of sites, one with hardcore porn in rapidshare links, and another adult torrent site (I think bill posted it before he left). But mainly because I was trying to train myself to be ambidextrous, which required constant chicken choking.

My results are mostly successful. I can now use my more useful hand for other things while taking care of business in the lamer hand. But my porn search has really been the crowning achievement.

Basically, I feel like I have all the porn I ever need now. That's how fucking good these last two full-length movies have been. Just fucking marvelous production values- one with a cohesive story and great acting for porn, and the other pure hardcore shit, with one scene combining like 5 of my hardest fetishes into one porn scene. I will of course occasionally peruse TGPs for pics of girls I haven't seen naked yet--I think built into every man is the need to fuck or at least see naked every attractive female in the world--but it's been like a week and this is the longest I've gone since puberty without feeling the need to get new porn (except when I've had a real live girl to play with).

What's more is I've discovered my hero. A porn that has a guy who has the same body type and skin color as me... even his hair and face are kinda similar. And yeah, he gets to fuck a chick up the ass. You go boy!

So that's what I've been doing.

And I finished a story tonight (finally!). It's a sequel, and I think I might upload the prequel to lit, since it's a couple of nice romantic/hardcore fucking goodness that you vanilla-coated care bear fuckers seem to like. No fetish shit. Thus I think it could get decent ratings.

i had to stop using porn. it escalated my need for the...unusual to a point where i was disgusting myself, which in turn was strangely arousing. which is really not anyplace i need to go right now.

i'll suffer my terminal arousal with little release, and change the vacuum bag every few days.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Porn doesn't do anything for me, unless it's porn that I made of myself. I lack the ability to project myself; I end up feeling resentful and dissatisfied.

 

[Recidiva]

Porn doesn't do anything for me, unless it's porn that I made of myself. I lack the ability to project myself; I end up feeling resentful and dissatisfied.

Same for me. Usually I have to know it's specifically directed AT me, then it's interesting.

Otherwise it's like window shopping, which I don't enjoy either. All a long progression of "can't have that"

 

[rosco rathbone]

Same for me. Usually I have to know it's specifically directed AT me, then it's interesting.

Otherwise it's like window shopping, which I don't enjoy either. All a long progression of "can't have that"

Yeah. I'm not a window shopper, either.

 

[Hester]

Porn doesn't do anything for me, unless it's porn that I made of myself. I lack the ability to project myself; I end up feeling resentful and dissatisfied.

i can't stand to watch myself during sex---self porn would be uncomfortable for me to watch

 

[Recidiva]

i can't stand to watch myself during sex---self porn would be uncomfortable for me to watch

Imagination. There's more of me in there than there would be on a video.

 

[Hester]

Imagination. There's more of me in there than there would be on a video.

bingo

 

[Randy_Random]

No Mother and dad are fighting again. I wish I could save up enough money to move out. Maybe then we could gt together

 

[Recidiva]

bingo

My favorite Sponge Bob, to commemorate what I think of my imagination :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7gWmOBBWuw&search=sponge bob box

As a side note, I can barely think the word "imagination" without drawing it out and seeing a rainbow.

 

[bridgeburner]

Yay voyeurism! But I can't jack while watching porn----it's so incredibly rare that I get the exact right image, it never lasts long enough and most of what I want to see can only legally be done in animated porn and then the voices make me crazy.

I have often jacked while reading porn, but usually what I do is take a scene I've read and then embellish it in my mind or perhaps go off on another tangent entirely. I think I've mentioned before that most of my stock fantasies are born out of my deplorable reading habits which accounts for the fact that I have so many "historical" jacks. Nowadays if you want those kinds of scenes you generally have to rely on serial killer jacks which just doesn't sound at all friendly.

So I've been quite the little ferret lately and scrambling through what amounts to my porn collection of tattered paperbacks when I'm not actively jacking, building up and reinforcing material for my next round.

-B

 

[vadere]

Just finished! Standing in my den ... watching the neighbour lady across the street. She's on her hands and knees working in her flower garden with her butt pointing right at me. I can just barely see the white panties underneath her little denim skirt. I'm sure they're a bit moist as it's a little warm outside and it looks like she's working up a sweat. Um ... the smell of her musky pussy is really getting me going! She's a little on the heavy side and that nice wide ass of hers is pretty inviting. I think I should go over there and take her from behind ... slide it in nice & slow ... then finish with a good pounding.

Wow ... that felt great!

 

[MechaBlade]

Been jacking lately about as much as usual.

Thinking about my tendencies towards objectification and the never-fulfilled and somewhat strange nature of desire.

Think of an ass: You desire to possess it and you do possess it. You own it, you dress it up in form fitting garments, you thrash it from time to time either from pique or from an excess of vitality. You shape, mould, knead, grasp and pat it. On some days you work it like dough. You photograph it, leave trails of raw seed upon it, perhaps allow or encourage others to do the same.

You slap it with your penis, you put your penis into it, you examine it from various attitudes and so on. Certainly you jack to the thought of it. You jack and jack some more. But even were you to take a melon-ball slicer and cut a hole in one cheek so that you could fuck it directly, you'd get no closer to that state of complete unity to which you aspire.

Sometimes I see the sexual path of our life as a road through a neverending dark forest and the orgone pilot light but a will o the wisp that leads us ever on.

You are assuming that fucking is the best way to sate your sexual desire for something. Sometimes body parts--like asses, tits and the occasional leg--are there just for the foreplay. You molest the ass, then move on to fucking that cunt. Hence, no need for the mellon baller.

Certainly, there are points where you're so hot for some ass you think (and yeah, I've thought this) "Man, if women had a third hole in their ass, I'd fuck that, too." And sometimes when you get some good ass or a good jack, you want more after you're done, but it seems to me, from my knowledge of myself and everything I've heard from other men, that after a good 2-3 Os you're as done as you want to be. Meaning you can rise to the occasion again, but it's not that same hunger. Sometimes I'm surprised how non-sexual I am the moment immediately after I cum. It scares me, because even when I'm dreaming I'd like to get a slice, and I wonder if this is what it's like to be a senior citizen, uninterested in sex.

Maybe you're different, but for me, after slobbering over an ass, pinching it, molesting it and finally fucking it, I have owned and conquered the ass and I'm ready to move on with my day.

 

[MechaBlade]

I thought only black men do this with Asian ass.

As a rule, Asians don't have much ass, but we do it with any round ass we come across.

i had to stop using porn. it escalated my need for the...unusual to a point where i was disgusting myself, which in turn was strangely arousing. which is really not anyplace i need to go right now.

i'll suffer my terminal arousal with little release, and change the vacuum bag every few days.

It changed your need? My porn only broadens my horizons.

Big fan of metaphors, but I got lost on this one.

Porn doesn't do anything for me, unless it's porn that I made of myself. I lack the ability to project myself; I end up feeling resentful and dissatisfied.

Nowadays, I usually don't project myself in the scene or on the woman. Instead I will get an idea for a position and a backstory about a girl whom I already know, or whom I've conjured up in my head.

and most of what I want to see can only legally be done in animated porn

details.

Just finished! Standing in my den ... watching the neighbour lady across the street. She's on her hands and knees working in her flower garden with her butt pointing right at me. I can just barely see the white panties underneath her little denim skirt. I'm sure they're a bit moist as it's a little warm outside and it looks like she's working up a sweat. Um ... the smell of her musky pussy is really getting me going! She's a little on the heavy side and that nice wide ass of hers is pretty inviting. I think I should go over there and take her from behind ... slide it in nice & slow ... then finish with a good pounding.

Wow ... that felt great!

Sounds fun. If she only knew...