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Hello Rocoe

I do not like to cum quick it is not that it does not feel good it does but the longer it takes the longer the good feeling is and it does let me (I can not speak for other) drain my balls completely and the cum is a lot harder and much more quanity.

I feel it is good practice that women like much more since they can have mutiple porgasms where a man has to take a few minutes to reach other one plus it makes you know how to control your body thru your mind. It also feels good to get so close then hold off the pressure seems to build up more and the shoots of cum really seem to be bigger and in streams. It is so nice to hear a woman ask you to cum in her or on her after she has had mutiples orgasms. It shows her that you are in control andthat she really has to fuck you good to get you to cum. That is my thoughts on the situation, if you even want better cums use a cock ring it makes my cock get even harder and longers sometimes I can get my cock to grow to close to ten inches and thick big as a beer bottle around the bottom of it any women really like to see that. It spreads their wet pussys wide open and makes them cum many times. It would be nice to know some of the ladies that are looking at this thread think about men who jack their cocks. I know the ladies I been with really enjoy watching me get it nice hard, thick and long they seemed to really enjoy it and they like sucking it and fingering their pussies at the same time. So longer periods of jacking off seems like a plus to me. If you are rubbing the skin off then get some lotion and do not grip so tight
 
Most of the time, my pourgasms are the result of focusing on a man's excitement and enjoyment, so watching a man jack himself is naturally a lot of fun and a pleasure too, Unit.
 
rosco rathbone said:
...Real fast. I barely had time to formulate the basic fantasy of how I was mad at a girl and wanted to make her cry and put her on her knees and teach her the oral humiliation of sucking off a man; before I O'd. Onetwothree like moving pictures fluttering. My seed has a unified clumpy consistency lately. O's have a powerful heave-ho shotputting champion quality to them.

The moving pictures: What about the one where she's mad at you?
 
Rubyfruit

Rubyfruit said:
i'd call that crazy.

I was just looking at your photo, gee, you look cute.Just can't help playing with myself as I look at it. Wish it was bigger, the photo I mean. I do have over 8 inches.
Rion
 
The suprising thing, is not that it is still possible to jack, but that it is possible to jack again and again, entirely without pleasure and without so much as the feeling of release that even a sneeze can bring.

The one thing I feel at conclusion is the sort of dull thud that the command module pilot feels as the lunar module pod uncouples itself with a bump of its thrusters and leaves him alone in orbit.
 
Help, I can't stop wanking about this Cypriot substitute barmaid. I have wanked to her four times already. Is there no limit to the depths which a lonely man, starved for wanking fodder, will sink? All I wanted was to sit at the bar and read my book. Now I can't stop wanking, all without pleasure, naturally. What would it take to stop this ceaseless and pointless compulsive activity which is triggered by certain signals?
 
rosco rathbone said:
What would it take to stop this ceaseless and pointless compulsive activity which is triggered by certain signals?

Total paralysis?
 
Olivianna said:
Total paralysis?

Heh, I was going to say "wanked to (® Olivianna 2004)" but "about" just felt better.

My new Oxford American Thesaurus has small essays on words by Steven Merrit. Is that strange? I thought he was underground.

Total paralysis might do it as long as the sexual urge was disconnected. If not, I'd probably end up paying a nurse to give me relief; or a monkey controlled by my mental powers.
 
rosco rathbone said:
Heh, I was going to say "wanked to (® Olivianna 2004)" but "about" just felt better.

My new Oxford American Thesaurus has small essays on words by Steven Merrit. Is that strange? I thought he was underground.

Total paralysis might do it as long as the sexual urge was disconnected. If not, I'd probably end up paying a nurse to give me relief; or a monkey controlled by my mental powers.

"About" sounds weird to me. I'm not sure if I feel comfortable with your fiddling about (or "to"?) with conventional prepositional formulas.

What kinds of essays are these? I'm perplexed by this. Stephin Merritt most certainly shouldn't be underground, anyway.

I was just in NYC. I had ambitious plans to conquer the MOMA, but the friggin museum had a hour-long line to get inside. So, I rode the subways instead.
 
Olivianna said:
I'm not sure if I feel comfortable with your fiddling about (or "to"?) with conventional prepositional formulas.


It isn't often that I Laugh Out Loud; but you got me with this one.

Various writers including David Foster Wallace wrote small, charming blurbs about various words. God only knows why they gave SM "lagniappe", "Jew", "prestidigitation" and "mollycoddle".
 
rosco rathbone said:
It isn't often that I Laugh Out Loud; but you got me with this one.

Various writers including David Foster Wallace wrote small, charming blurbs about various words. God only knows why they gave SM "lagniappe", "Jew", "prestidigitation" and "mollycoddle".

I love "prestidigitation," but I have no idea what "lagniappe" means.

What did he say about "Jew"?
 
Olivianna said:
I love "prestidigitation," but I have no idea what "lagniappe" means.

What did he say about "Jew"?

He said it was an offensive term, no longer in use. They also neglected to give any synonyms such as "Israelite", "Semite", "Hebrew", etc.

You know, what I really want is a Thesaurus from Herman Melville's time. I think it only exists in my dreams though. How often do you see "coxcombical", "persiflage", "confute", "recusant", "sybilline" and "incunabula" in modern fiction?
 
rosco rathbone said:
He said it was an offensive term, no longer in use. They also neglected to give any synonyms such as "Israelite", "Semite", "Hebrew", etc.

You know, what I really want is a Thesaurus from Herman Melville's time. I think it only exists in my dreams though. How often do you see "coxcombical", "persiflage", "confute", "recusant", "sybilline" and "incunabula" in modern fiction?

Just did a quick search in my library's catalog and found something called the "Thesaurus Eroticus" by a K. Rambach, pub. 1855.
 
Olivianna said:
Just did a quick search in my library's catalog and found something called the "Thesaurus Eroticus" by a K. Rambach, pub. 1855.

That ought to be good... "spend" for "ejaculate" and what have you, I imagine.

I find Victorian English to be hilarious. Is that strange? I only like the Constance Garnett tranlations of Dostoevsky, for example. Although I guess that is technically Edwardian. But still, they say things like "knave", "rascal", "scoundrel" and "blackguard". You aren't allowed to write like that these days.
 
rosco rathbone said:
That ought to be good... "spend" for "ejaculate" and what have you, I imagine.
Yes, in theory.

Though I think it's actually an index of classical terms. The Romans were especially into adding precise terminology to their sex lexicon ("sexicon"?). There are like a million ways to "penetrate."

I find Victorian English to be hilarious. Is that strange? I only like the Constance Garnett tranlations of Dostoevsky, for example. Although I guess that is technically Edwardian. But still, they say things like "knave", "rascal", "scoundrel" and "blackguard". You aren't allowed to write like that these days.

I pepper my speech with words like that sometimes. So far I've been able to get away with it.
 
I think I knew the Romans were pervs. Thus, my "roman ejaculatorium" of fantasy. Of the ancient grecians of course, there is no question.

I guess this book is out of print, right?
 
rosco rathbone said:
You just gave me a nineteenth century warm fuzzy.

I said that (in my head) with a British accent and a slight tilt to the head.
 
I really enjoy masturbating for an appreciative female audience. So, yesterday, I went to my favorite jack shack and did just that. Upon entering, I selected this gorgeous brunette with big tits; we'll call her Jocelyn (not her real name). She led me to this well appointed room with a big couch. Jocelyn placed a towel on the couch, told me to get comfortable and that she'd be right back. Well, I'd been there before so I knew what to do. I placed a tip in the tip bowl, removed all of my clothing, sat down on the couch and started stroking my dick.

When Jocelyn returned I was happily stroking my dick. She acknowledged me playing with my dick by saying, "Starting without me I see". She then began removing her clothes slowly and sensually, allowing me to suck on her big titties. When she removed her panties, she allowed me to finger her pussy. Her lips were open and her juices were flowing. Jocelyn commented that the combination of my sucking on her nipples and watching me stroke my dick had turned her on.

Now I had been with Jocelyn before so I knew how and where to touch her to bring her to an orgasm. Jocelyn lay down across my lap and I lightly and gently rubbed her clitoris and labia with one hand and lightly caressed the insides of her thighs with the other. I could tell that this was very pleasurable for her by the way she looked at me, the moans she was uttering and the pace of her breathing. Within about three minutes of this clitoral stimulation I could tell that she was about to reach orgasm. Then, the pace of her breathing increased further, her body started bucking and shaking, her legs tightly squeezed together on my hand, and she put her hands to her mouth to muffle her screams of pleasure. Jocelyn had just reached orgasm.

She recovered in few minutes, thanked me for giving her such great pleasure and said, "It's my turn to give you pleasure". With that she started stroking my throbbing, hard dick. She was making my dick feel sooooo good. I asked her if she wanted to watch me masturbate, and she "Oh yea, I love to watch a guy get himself off". I asked her to caress the insides of my thighs and tickle my balls. She did that and was also passionately kissing me while I was stroking my dick. I was right on the edge and wanted to stay there to prolong the pleasure, but I couldn't hold back. I told Jocelyn that I was about to pop the puddin' and with that my dick erupted in a multiple cumshot orgasm. Cum flew everywhere landing on Jocelyn's tits and stomach and all over my chest and stomach. It felt fantastic. Jocelyn then knelt down in front of me and rubbed my dick between her tits to squeeze out the final drops of cum.

When our breathing and heartbeats returned to normal, we cleaned ourselves up and got dressed. I gave Jocelyn a big hug, thanked her and told her that I had a very happy dick. She laughed and said, "Hope to see you next week".
 
I love this thread. I found this pic of one of the shower tents of the soliders in Iraq.
 
Lately, I've been fantasizing about a large woman topping while receiving anal. I don't think I've ever really been into this scenario. I really don't like dominating women at all. And I don't know what triggered it, but I imagine a tall, muscular woman (within reason; not TOO Amazonian) who is bending over and taking it in the ass from a man such as myself, or a thinner, shorter woman with a strap-on. All the while, she's spurring her buggerer on in a dominating fashion, preferrably in a husky voice: "Yeah, fuck me, get in that asshole. Yeah, fuck my ass bitch," slightly reminiscent of the homosexual Mr. T bit in Eddie Murphy's Delirious. This is a bit different from the usual moaning, be it from pain or pleasure, that I fantasize about from the women that take it in the cinnamon ring.

I do have one video that reminds me of this: an Anna Malle AVI in which she utters the priceless line "You can fuck it, but you can't lick it. Or you can lick it, but you CAN'T FUCK IT" while Jill Kelly is plugging her asshole with a strap-on. If you only hear the audio, it sounds like she's doing the fucking, what with her obnoxious audio commentary as compared to Jill Kelly's complete and utter silence. I have this video because the first time I saw it, I found it hilarious, but the more I watch it, the more it turns me on.

Anyway, back to topping while being fucked anally... I think it's the contrast of a dominating woman having sex, with what I consider a very submissive position: receiving anal while facing away from your partner. It's strange and fascinating, but who says dommes don't enjoy a big cock up the poop chute every now and then? And when they do get one, do they just sit there quietly, like a sub would? Do they moan, like a girly girl? No, a domme's job is to instruct and control. Of course, she can't be so comfortable with anal that she can move back and forth with the dick or can moan orgasmically. That wouldn't do it for me as much. She needs to hold still, holding on while bending over that couch/toilet/desk, wincing at the same time she's yelling commands and encouragement.

Perhaps that's what's sexy: she thinks she's dominating, but she's not.

So, that's what I'm going to be thinking about in a few minutes.
 
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