Jacking-Off Log

[bridgeburner]

I haven't decided yet. It's hard not to be flattered when your first real sexual crush looks you up after 20 years and admits to having kind of obsessed over you all this time. It never occurred to me that anyone would think of me that way. It's an amazing feeling.

and here comes the BUT

He's married and I don't feel good about talking with him when I know his wife would be hurt if she knew. He loves this woman. Finally settled down after being a playboy all his life. Wants to have children with her. Grow old with her. Whether or not he'll succeed has to be all on him. I really don't want to be the kind of person who is so selfish that I'd jeopardize that or hurt someone else just because I'm giddy with the ego rush and incredibly turned on by him.

So, yes, I need to not talk to him, but it's a hard thing to say no to. Every now and then I really wish I was a shittier person, you know?

And boy was that off-topic and oversharey. ;->


-B

 

[Flight420]

mastur-man

I have "nutted" twice today (so far) .. once to guy porn and another to bi porn.. I'd be ALL ABOUT going for round 3.. 4... 5..
but it seems that "Dr. Jackoff" is now being a little "Mr. Hide"

 

[rosco rathbone]

Some times we need to blurt it all out, beebs.

 

[Queen Bee]

Welcome, Flight. May want to give it a rest for a bit!

Beebs, well, that kind of sucks. Flattering, though, to be sure! And it's always good to know that someone has a sexual yen for you across time and space.

 

[bridgeburner]

I wish there were a way to fetishize being a goody-two-shoes that didn't involve falling off the pedestal. Ah well, I'll go flog my conscience and do the right thing in the end. ;->


-B

 

[Rion]

Jacking off

Yes, I jacked off the other day. Looking at photos of lovely young girls on line. It was really good, thick white semen coming out of my cock in grear big gobs.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Far flew I on the wings of masturbation this day.

I was thinking about how to tie a girl to my bed; so that I could stand above her and deliver the right-handed strap-stroke of chastisement across her nether cheeks. This demands that she be secured such that her head is to my left and her feet to my right. Otherwise, in order to hit the sweet spot, I would have to aggravate my rheumatoid arthritis with some unpleasant torquing motions.

The problem is that, after a beating, I want to fuck her thus: by placing a pillow beneath her hips so as to elevate the nether cheeks, and then to straddle them from the back; with my left knee on the bedstead and my right foot on the floor for thrust. Not the left, only the right will do.

There is no way to accomplish both ends with the current bondage setup which uses my bed as a frame. I indulged in a spirited bout of self abuse as I turned this over in my head.

 

[cpk50]

In the shower, thinking about doing my aunt with 40DD's

 

[Queen Bee]

Can you move your bed, RR?

Yesterday I got off in the tub, using the waterproof bullet vibe that I keep in my cosmetics drawer for just such emergencies.

I leafed through a paperback of smutty excerpts and settled on this funny and pathetic passage from "A Gallery of Nudes" for the climax:

"I hopped, in sheer torture, from foot to foot, torn between fiendish impatience and jealousy. My turn would come to repay this lewd, hot-slotted nympho in kind, and I hoped it would hurt the crazy, cock-struck whore -- hell take her grinding guts, I'd give it to the bitch till she laughed on the wrong side of her foul, fat fanny, damn it. I'd shoot some decent good sense up her leching, bawdy bum..."

I broke the surface of the water, my neck pressed against the cold, porcelain edge of the tub and the bathwater gently slapping my hips as I orgasmed. Rating: 7/10.

 

[rosco rathbone]

When I read your erotica excerpts, flea, I begin to percieve why we get along so well.

Moving the bed wouldn't work. Consider a moment, in your mind's eye: Given the nature of the bed, she must be restrained face down with the length of her body across the narrow dimension of the bed, ie at either end. I use the frame underneath to hold wrist and ankle chains. Thus, I always secure her with her head facing to my left, just as a right-handed spanker always puts the guilty party across his knee in a leftwards facing manner. A moment's reflection should make it clear that, no matter how I have my bedstead oriented, if her head is to my left then I will never be able to get my right foot on the floor for traction during punitive sexuality from rear position.


And here a quote from what I've been reading all day; David Ohle's The Age Of Sinatra


Moldenke suffered greatly in the deadening stillness as the ship entered the quiet waters off the Fertile Crescent and a dank miserable envelope of bad air surrounded the passengers day and night. A victim of ejaculatio praecox, he had nightly dreams that ended in pollution. His semen had a peculiar consistency and when he masturbated there was a severe cramp in the femoral region simultaneously with the orgasm. Only a small drop came, but afterwards, while he was washing, the real semen flowed, as insubstantial and watery as skimmed mulce. He feared he would never father children.

After a sleepless night, Moldenke walked the deck at dawn. His faith in nature was shaken when he found a small toad in the ship's rain gauge. It was destitute of a head and had begun to putrefy. How it came to be there, he could not imagine, unless it fell from the sky. Then he saw that the decks were covered with small masses of jelly, each about as large as a horsebean. He carried one of these to Doctor Burnheart, who examined it microscopically and said, "Yes, what we have here is sputum lunae, literally moon spit, sometimes known as sperm astrale, or star semen, thought to be an efflux of the moon. These lumps often fall from the sky and sometimes prove to contain the ova of insects and worms."

 

[Queen Bee]

Moon spit, star semen -- those are great.

Can you make longer chains and place her hind end conveniently at the foot of the bed, where you can spank from her left and mount from the rear?

 

[rosco rathbone]

Moon spit, star semen -- those are great.

Can you make longer chains and place her hind end conveniently at the foot of the bed, where you can spank from her left and mount from the rear?

That would entail placing her at the right side of the bed, longitudinally speaking; which would mean that in order to inflict chastisement, I would need to reach across the bed's width, in addition to the bother of long chains.

 

[theonuts]

sat here at the computer with my shorts around my ankles. milked it for about an hour. saw some pics of a hot sexy lit woman and stroked with all my might. came hard, gave myself a facial sitting up. good amount of cum, about a palm full, maybe more.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I was jacking this morning thinking about fight sex.

An angry girl crackling with static electricity is like a walking tazer looking for someone to zap. "If you try to fuck me I will mace you!".

Throwing her down, trying to climb on top of her, being kicked in the chest and elbowed in the scrotum, hauling off and lacing her hard, once to make her still and once to make her quiet. Still struggling but now with huge hurt eyes and a quiver to the lower lip, skin flushed, hair sticking up like a troll. The fumble to hold limbs out of the way and stick it in. When I got to the angry intimacy of that moment; which some people understand and some never will, I O'd like a beast. I came so much that it was as if I had tapped a third nut. I emitted a strange sound, somewhere between a drill-sergeant bark and a choked croon.

 

[scottslaughter]

Re: Re: Re: Jacking-Off Log

At work in the bathroom???

Well, just color me intrigued.

I've played through my clothing, under my desk...oh, never mind.

Masturbating at work is a great experience. I've done it many times at my desk, storeroom, hallway or wherever I can.

And yes, I have had sex at work too but that's not the subject of this forum. LOL

e-mails / PMs always welcome

 

[unit113]

new here

I have to jack off at least once a day I am an older single man and sometimesit is just as easy to take things in hand and relieve the pressure that forms in the balls yourself. I usually go dry looking at pictures of women giving long blow jobs it is a real turn on to me to have my cocked sucked and cum on her face after starting to shot in her mouth .

 

[rosco rathbone]

Re: new here

I have to jack off at least once a day I am an older single man and sometimes it is just as easy to take things in hand and relieve the pressure that forms in the balls yourself.

Yes, the eternal pressure that builds in the balls. Your phraseology gave me a laugh , old man. Keep wanking.

 

[avery_elzmyth]

Masturbating doesn't have to mean blowing my load, right? I don't know if it's the way I sit at the pc, but I'm always aroused and playing with it thru my clothes. Sometimes it's actually annoying!

 

[rosco rathbone]

Jacking is always an attempt to shoot seed. Not always successful.

 

[MechaBlade]

When I got to the angry intimacy of that moment; which some people understand and some never will

I understand that moment.

I nutted the other day thinking about how wonderful it would have a sex slave. Not a fuckbuddy, which is also nice, but a slave who you tap on the shoulder and anally fuck while she's doing homework or bills or something.

I didn't have a specific girl in mind, which is unusual for me (at least recently), but I had a body type (although she is based on someone I know). A slightly plump blond with a large ass and a cute face. I'm sure that if I had a harem of slaves, I'd tire of fucking only the cute skinny ones and would want to see the pain on the face of the plumper ones every now and then.

She sees I'm ready and slowly gets up. I tire of her slowness and I throw her in the bathroom and bend her over the john, fucking her asshole as she winces. She is impatient to get back to her work, but has no choice but to reluctantly wait until I am done using her rectum, as my pleasure is far more important than anything she could be doing. I know that once I am done, I will push her away, letting her leave my sight so that I can enjoy the orgasmic afterglow.

A good jack, like most. I don't remember it well enough to rate it with a number.

 

[unit113]

hello ellows and gals lurking

I might be a little older but my cock gets very stiff and long at least twice a day and knowing that age men get postrate cancer if they do not cum a lot. So it is a medical treatment that men should do often not for only the pleasure but their health.
My old saying if you do not use it you will lose it.

I have fantasys alot and it is so pleasureable to have two women at one time both taking turns sucking my cock and licking my balls, as they share the large unit savor the taste of my cock and looking into my eyes as the loving suck and stroke. It is really nice to hold off the cum several times until you feel like you can not any more. This is a form of self patience and when you are with a woman you can last a long time and make her cum several times before you get close. It is fun and I ask them to tell me when they want me to cum and where they want it deposited. I have found this really makes a woman hot asking her if that question shows her that you are interested in her having the pleasure first. They always cum again and again when a man holds off until they are ready. I would like to know if any ladies lurking agree with me?

 

[rosco rathbone]

Mechablade, good to see you. Keep perving and wanking. You give me ideas. I might have to try a harem jack myself.

Unit: In your down-home way, you touch on several points of key importance to those who would turn their hand to the jacker's trade.

1. Jack for health. Tighten up-tone the bone-use it or lose it. The prostate is a gland. A gland is a muscular bulb. A muscle needs exercise.

2. Controlled jacking promotes retention of the seed and cures premature ejaculation, firms the skin and muscle tone, improves circulation, diminishes bad thoughts, and has been shown to slow or entirely halt make hair loss.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I had an extremely to-the-point wank today. Had to use some of my special "Slippery Stuff" water soluble personal gel lubricant though on account of I've been wanking too much, too slow and hard, too long and too dry lately.

So it was slippery and fast. Real fast. I barely had time to formulate the basic fantasy of how I was mad at a girl and wanted to make her cry and put her on her knees and teach her the oral humiliation of sucking off a man; before I O'd. Onetwothree like moving pictures fluttering. My seed has a unified clumpy consistency lately. O's have a powerful heave-ho shotputting champion quality to them.

 

[unit113]

Hello people

I had to bring my member out last night and was so up tight things have not been good lately not sleeping and I just sat back and looked at some pictures of porn of women sucking and letting the man cum all over their faces and thought that would get me off quick. I had to stroke about thirty minutes. For some reason I have taught myself to last a long time even when I want to cum quick but when I do their is so much cum every where that I need a small cloth to wipe it all up.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I've had the same problem myself, Unit. I think we long-haul jackers get so used to passing over the initial climax phases; where, as young boys we might have "gone for it" and squirted at the ceiling, that we aren't even aware of them anymore. And as every tantric adept knows, once you pass the initial peak there is a long slow back-stretch.

As an experiment, you might try re-learning your teenage ways and just busting off as soon as possible. Let us know how it goes. I am too compulsive about controlling the seed to try it myself. (Although I did get a quite fast one off last night, mainly motivated by fear of rubbing the skin right off my member on account of I've been wanking too much lately-really overdoing it.)