Jacking-Off Log

[rimmy]

Damnit!


Evil, just evil you are.

I try my best.

Then again, you're talking to a guy that wants to assfuck someone with a scrub brush so who am I to argue?

 

[rosco rathbone]

While those are certainly viable options i was thinking more along the lines of cuffing her hands behind her, getting her on her knees and alternating face fucking her and dunking her head in the toilet. Or maybe ass fucking her with the scrub brush.

Stuff like that.

You have rage rimmy. Damn!

 

[rimmy]

You have rage rimmy. Damn!

I jacked to the thought of doing this to Luxey once and it was memorable.

I have worse than this but modesty prevents me from posting. HA!

 

[JustSkye]

I try my best.

Then again, you're talking to a guy that wants to assfuck someone with a scrub brush so who am I to argue?

Not with the bristles, I hope!

:covers my ass:

 

[rimmy]

Not with the bristles, I hope!

:covers my ass:

The bristles are for when I'm finished. Gotta make sure she's clean and all.

 

[JustSkye]

The bristles are for when I'm finished. Gotta make sure she's clean and all.

Start small with a toothbrush!

 

[MechaBlade]

A jacker's dilemma: what do you do when the jack-scenario that gets you going is one that involves denying sex to a slut who is begging for it?

"Naah, you're not really blowjob material. I'll fuck your ass maybe." Followed by a scene of buggery.

But then we're getting kinda beyond believable to have a girl hear that and still oblige.

More realistically:

She's on him, crawling over his lap up to his face to whisper, "A blowjob, maybe?"

A beat. "Naah."

A second while confusion wracks her face and shock. "What?"

"You're not really my type."

She stands up, getting angry. "Your type? I'm every guy's type! What are you gay?"

Then it could follow that scene with Grace Jones from Boomerang where she calls Eddie Murphy's bluff about being gay. Maybe follow that with her grabbing parts of her body, asking if he's prepared to turn down "an ass like this." All the while the man holds back laughter.


I might be messed up.

 

[rimmy]

"Naah, you're not really blowjob material. I'll fuck your ass maybe." Followed by a scene of buggery.

But then we're getting kinda beyond believable to have a girl hear that and still oblige.

More realistically:



Then it could follow that scene with Grace Jones from Boomerang where she calls Eddie Murphy's bluff about being gay. Maybe follow that with her grabbing parts of her body, asking if he's prepared to turn down "an ass like this." All the while the man holds back laughter.


I might be messed up.

Since when does realism enter the jacking domain?

 

[MechaBlade]

Since when does realism enter the jacking domain?

It's always on the outskirts. I have to imagine whether or not I would leave the theater if I saw it on film.

 

[rimmy]

It's always on the outskirts. I have to imagine whether or not I would leave the theater if I saw it on film.

Realism never enters into it for me. That would ruin all my fun.


I wish I could see half the shit I think of on film.

 

[MechaBlade]

Realism never enters into it for me. That would ruin all my fun.


I wish I could see half the shit I think of on film.

It's like rosco can't jack to porn stars, I couldn't really picture turning a girl down for a blowjob and she still wants to fuck me so bad, she'd give up her anal cherry to have my dick in her one way or another.

I would completely finance films if they were based on my stories.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

You are a literary theorist, Ham. Would it be appropriate to describe a jack like katie's as "ironic"?

It's been decades since I had to learn all those classical rhetorical figures, and while there is undoubtedly a more precise term for it, I'd call it simply paradox or perhaps aporia.

One of life's many mysteries.

I say the best thing to do is find a way to degrade her that she won't enjoy but still works for you. Tricky but doable.

Yes, that's the thing: turn her down in order to get her to degrade or humiliate herself further--which only makes her want to give the blowjob more. But if you're determined not to let her have your cock or your cum, how can you let yourself cum if you're jacking to that scenario and still be 'true' to the scenario you're jacking to?

 

[MechaBlade]

Yes, that's the thing: turn her down in order to get her to degrade or humiliate herself further--which only makes her want to give the blowjob more. But if you're determined not to let her have your cock or your cum, how can you let yourself cum if you're jacking to that scenario and still be 'true' to the scenario you're jacking to?

I can cum to two lesbians, why can't I cum to a girl getting turned down for sex?

 

[rosco rathbone]

But if you're determined not to let her have your cock or your cum, how can you let yourself cum if you're jacking to that scenario and still be 'true' to the scenario you're jacking to?

That's the paradox of jacking. The aporia if you will. *a sound of chinese temple bells is heard*

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I can cum to two lesbians, why can't I cum to a girl getting turned down for sex?

Well, you can, of course--but if it's the whole idea of not-cumming that's getting you off, it would seem to me to be paradoxically more satisfying as a jack if you didn't finish. That's what I'm getting at.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Want a blowjob baby?

Naaah, but I'm gonna step in the bathroom and rub one out to the thought that I just turned your snotty ass down.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Want a blowjob baby?

Naaah, but I'm gonna step in the bathroom and rub one out to the thought that I just turned your snotty ass down.

Well, I think the simplest resolution to the dilemma would be to just make her kneel there, not let her suck your cock, and then jack off on her face. But, then, my girl gets off on that kinda thing.

 

[Batch]

steller jacking and jaying, Tuesday last

this assisted me
greatly

http://www.youporn.com/watch/81339

wish there was more sound, though.

 

[MechaBlade]

Well, you can, of course--but if it's the whole idea of not-cumming that's getting you off, it would seem to me to be paradoxically more satisfying as a jack if you didn't finish. That's what I'm getting at.

It's not the idea of cumming that gets me off. Ideally, I'd never stop cumming. It's the idea of turning down a haughty bitch who thinks she's the shit.

 

[katiebarthedoor]

But then we're getting kinda beyond believable to have a girl hear that and still oblige.

call it what you will. tellevision sodomized my imagination, or whathaveyou - but i need at least a kernal of probability in my jacks, also.

this a little while ago. a friend of mines girlfriend was drunk, propositioned me, and i turned her down.
after leaving almost immediately i found myself stroking off in the car. i was so turned on by what had happened - but even right after the fact, i still couldnt 'close the deal', as it were. i got to my house and tried again to no avail.

i've been working on this an embarrassing ammount of time.

 

[coffeebean]

i found this clip on that site.......the title attracted my attention so i got comfortable and started to watch....the style of the clip was very much
to my liking......so much so that i began to feel pressure at my pussy...i go with it and ride the wave. The slow hand movements, the glossy bodies,
the looks in their eyes, they are assaulting my senses. The slow care to which their hands moved. Their bodies moving with pleasure....mmmmmmmmmm
I tensed and released, timing was everything.....staying focused and using my willpower ...i did not touch myself even once. This is how i like to
get off.....to tease myself to the point that there is no other place i can go....release is a must. And so it begins.
For twenty glorious minutes, i had my pelvic muscles on full alert....holding steady, not move a muscle aside from needing to click here and there.
all i was doing was holding my body still and push my oozing wet pussy forward....pushing the warm liquid of my release......G_d that first orgasm
was good, but rather than stop.....i did not relax, but kept on riding....upward and onward i say!....on the screen a smooth cream vibe was brought out.

I remember the feeling of hearing the vibe when it was turned on for the first time. G-d, i love that sound....i envisioned that it was my pussy being
teased....my pussy whose lips were being slowly parted to reveal a treasure of sensations. watching as the vibe was guided in and out of her, as she moved.
focusing on her hips and the beat at which she thrusted to meet her penetrator....hearing her moans and her need for release....Oh fuck how i wanted that
vide inside me. I wanted to be filled. I wanted to grind my hips so badly but i did not. Staying very still I continued to push....i could actually slow
my thoughts and feel myself cumming....feeling my warm cum ooze out of me. I laughed a little knowing that that was just the tip of the iceberg.
This is my foreplay. I continued watching....the moaning, the moving, the bodies teasing....i was so ready.....but i did not want to finish.......
i wanted this feeling to go on some more. by the time the clip ended my thighs were wet. thank goodness i was wearing pants....That was my cue to
take this upstairs.

Part 2 to follow.

 

[katiebarthedoor]

It's not the idea of cumming that gets me off. Ideally, I'd never stop cumming. It's the idea of turning down a haughty bitch who thinks she's the shit.

by virtue of calling her value into question. because it would only torment her so badly if she knew her value as a person was to suck cocks.
you take that away, and her self-esteem cracks at the foundation.
god damn this is frustrating.

 

[MechaBlade]

call it what you will. tellevision sodomized my imagination, or whathaveyou - but i need at least a kernal of probability in my jacks, also.

this a little while ago. a friend of mines girlfriend was drunk, propositioned me, and i turned her down.
after leaving almost immediately i found myself stroking off in the car. i was so turned on by what had happened - but even right after the fact, i still couldnt 'close the deal', as it were. i got to my house and tried again to no avail.

i've been working on this an embarrassing ammount of time.

Wouldn't do anything for me unless I didn't like her.

 

[rimmy]

Yes, that's the thing: turn her down in order to get her to degrade or humiliate herself further--which only makes her want to give the blowjob more. But if you're determined not to let her have your cock or your cum, how can you let yourself cum if you're jacking to that scenario and still be 'true' to the scenario you're jacking to?

True, shmue.

If I jack, I cum. This way she doesn't get to enjoy it in her mouth. She's not worthy of my cum but she can watch me do it and get all worked up by it. Ideally I'd put a vibe in her on low and not let her get off.

I may jack to this later.

 

[rimmy]

i found this clip on that site.......the title attracted my attention so i got comfortable and started to watch....the style of the clip was very much to my liking......so much so that i began to feel pressure at my pussy...i go with it and ride the wave. The slow hand movements, the glossy bodies, the looks in their eyes, they are assaulting my senses. The slow care to which their hands moved. Their bodies moving with pleasure....mmmmmmmmmm I tensed and released, timing was everything.....staying focused and using my willpower ...i did not touch myself even once. This is how i like to get off.....to tease myself to the point that there is no other place i can go....release is a must. And so it begins.
For twenty glorious minutes, i had my pelvic muscles on full alert....holding steady, not move a muscle aside from needing to click here and there.
all i was doing was holding my body still and push my oozing wet pussy forward....pushing the warm liquid of my release......G_d that first orgasm
was good, but rather than stop.....i did not relax, but kept on riding....upward and onward i say!....on the screen a smooth cream vibe was brought out.

I remember the feeling of hearing the vibe when it was turned on for the first time. G-d, i love that sound....i envisioned that it was my pussy being
teased....my pussy whose lips were being slowly parted to reveal a treasure of sensations. watching as the vibe was guided in and out of her, as she moved. focusing on her hips and the beat at which she thrusted to meet her penetrator....hearing her moans and her need for release....Oh fuck how i wanted that vide inside me. I wanted to be filled. I wanted to grind my hips so badly but i did not. Staying very still I continued to push....i could actually slow my thoughts and feel myself cumming....feeling my warm cum ooze out of me. I laughed a little knowing that that was just the tip of the iceberg.
This is my foreplay. I continued watching....the moaning, the moving, the bodies teasing....i was so ready.....but i did not want to finish.......
i wanted this feeling to go on some more. by the time the clip ended my thighs were wet. thank goodness i was wearing pants....That was my cue to
take this upstairs.

Part 2 to follow.

Fucking hot, baby.