Jacking-Off Log

[Hester]

Yeah, it pisses me off. Hence the angry jack.

I can often predict the onset, though. It's when I'm really humming before bed, but decide not to jack, for whatever reason.

It's my cock's way of exacting revenge for that abnegation of gratification.

Fucking petulant piece of meat, it is.

been happening to me lately. but i've been wanking morning noon and night these days. it's enough already. i need a break.

 

[tortoise]

I'll add an entry to this log. I flicked the bean this afternoon.

I first read that as "I fucked the bean this afternoon." Hot.

Anyway. I digress.

Welcome to the thread, purr.

*shakes your still-damp hand*

 

[tortoise]

been happening to me lately. but i've been wanking morning noon and night these days. it's enough already. i need a break.

I fucking love Spring.

 

[purrrfect_pussy]

I first read that as "I fucked the bean this afternoon." Hot.

Anyway. I digress.

Welcome to the thread, purr.

*shakes your still-damp hand*

thank you *wipes my damp hand on my pants* sorry about that

 

[tortoise]

thank you *wipes my damp hand on my pants* sorry about that

Heh.

No apologies. Embrace your wetness.

Now.

 

[purrrfect_pussy]

Heh.

No apologies. Embrace your wetness.

Now.

sure thing *grabs crotch*

 

[Hester]

I fucking love Spring.

it interferes with work and life. seriously, when i have to leave work at lunchtime every day and i lose a couple of hours sleep in the middle of each night it's gone from love to hate. these are the times when i'm sure i qualify as sex addict.

 

[Guest]

 

[Hester]

Yeah, but no hammertime for me!



Hey!... I need to go to the hardware store.

just for you

http://www.utilitydesign.co.uk/catalog/images/tool_kit2.jpg

 

[tortoise]

sure thing *grabs crotch*

Atta girl.

it interferes with work and life. seriously, when i have to leave work at lunchtime every day and i lose a couple of hours sleep in the middle of each night it's gone from love to hate. these are the times when i'm sure i qualify as sex addict.

Yeah, I'd feel all manner of sympathy for your plight, but (A) I'm in the same boat and (2) uh, newsflash, wanking women get me fucking hot.

So. Bless your heart and stuff. *pat pat*

Yeah, but no hammertime for me!



Hey!... I need to go to the hardware store.

Oh.

Bless you.

Improvised sex toys are fucking hot.

 

[Guest]

 

[~Avalon~]

twice yesterday... much needed.

 

[tortoise]

Nips and DP all in one package. damn.

Damn.

You're hot when you're angry. Feisty. I like.

(True, you're hot when you're _________, but still)

 

[tortoise]

twice yesterday... much needed.

Spring is in the air.

Welcome, Avalon.

 

[~Avalon~]

Spring is in the air.

Welcome, Avalon.

it is...
and thank you

 

[luxey313]

frustrated, shameful jack this morning
emotions running too low yesterday
thinking of all the things I shouldn't have done
when he found out, his dissappointment
realizing the way whores were fucked, is the way I was
jaying to that concept
a natural born whore
needing cock to satisfy
for a moment in time
everything moving so fast like a movie
being something special
being someone's
till he pulls out

...yeah

 

[Boomerpw]

I actually have a different rating system for alone and not alone.

This was a 7 on the Jill scale. Not to discount it - but a 7 with someone would be a higher rating.

Mine are stronger alone. After all, who could know better exactly where to apply the pressure? I'd say last night (alone) was a 9. That probably means I'll have to settle for a 2 or 3 the next couple of days.

 

[cfnmparty]

Got a call from my neighbor inviting me over tonight. We have a little cuckold/dom thing going and I'm hoping she'll let me JO for her. It's been a very long time....

 

[fyrfyter_1961]

This one usually gets me to stroking...

It is similar to another post but with a slight twist...thanks for the encouragement my dear....

In my fantasy I'm standing over a woman laying on a bed she is clad only in panties and a tshirt. She sees me standing over her my cock in my hand. I feed her my cock. She takes it willingly in fact with a hunger i've never before experienced. I'm able to stand over her and watch her suck me as she touches her self. Watching her pleasure herself drives me crazy with desire. She of course knows that in reality she controls the situation. To make a long story short the combination of watchiner her, the control and the physical sensation are too much and i explode into her mouth. She fingers herself to a delicious orgasm as i swallows every drop of me.

Damn think i better go pull one off...hehe

 

[Hamletmaschine]

My time for angry maintenance jacks is generally when my cock wakes me in the middle of the night, insistent, rampant, demanding.

"Okay, okay, I'll jack you. Just shut the fuck UP already!"

Quick peeved manhandling, focusing on guaranteed mental triggers, the tried and true greatest hits.

Had one of those frustrated, semi-angry maintenance jacks yesterday. Spring being in the air and a 3-day fuckfest with the Muse ahead of me, I've been in a 'betruncheoned' state more or less continuously for over a week now.

I've done my best to ignore it, but the prick keeps paying me back with Bulging Britches at the most inopportune of times, Crusty Shorts from the dribbling precum nozzle, and, ultimately, that sharp Groinal Throb of impending blue balls.

I can put up with the first two afflictions but not the last. And so I surrendered.

When blue balls are setting in, there is no other option than "quick peeved mandhandling" -- get those precious bodily fluids out of there before they bung up the works. Flush out the pipes, like the fireman opening up a hydrant. Such a shame she wasn't here to enjoy playing in it.

 

[exec1101]

Woke up in a strange bed this morning. Looked over and saw my FB sleeping next to me. I remembered the phone call at 11:00 last night. "What are you doing?" "Nothing, why?" "Want to come over?" "Sure, see you in a few minutes."

I put my hand on her hip and felt my arousal, normal for me in the morning. As I stroked the curves of her body, I pressed my cock against her ass and rubbed along her, enjoying the stimulation. My precome providing just enough lubrication.

She rolled over onto her back and slightly spread her legs providing an unspoken invitation. I thrust into her, penetrating her completely with the first stroke. Masturbation, using her pussy in lieu of my hand. No words spoken, no gentle touches asked or given. Primal release for each of us. Her first, me a few moments later.

I left the bed in darkness, found my clothes on the floor and locked the door as I left her home.

 

[Guest]

 

[Cleopatra]

I seriously need a better imagination.

My jill's these days are strictly maintenance, without any creative thought whatsoever, and it's lost its "fun".

hmm.

 

[Riles]

I seriously need a better imagination.

My jill's these days are strictly maintenance, without any creative thought whatsoever, and it's lost its "fun".

hmm.

You should try picking up some cheesey romance (code for literary porn) novel and let your mind curl around those ideas. Works for me when I'm feeling like that.




That or I can send you some hot young farm-bred stud to fuel the furnace.

 

[_Milky_Whites_]

I have been slowly masturbating on and off all morning. I lie back and rub my extremely wet pussy, dipping my fingers inside while I roll my clit. When I begin to feel that tingle that says I will cum soon, I stop. My clit is so fucking swollen right now. I want to cum so fucking bad. But, just a little longer.....