Jacking-Off Log

[Hester]

the spinal cord is quite the zone. just thought i'd mention that.

 

[Canis_latrans]

Excellent, Bacetti. I am looking forward to it!



There was this woman at lunch, openly staring. Brunette, attractive, and brazen as hell. I'd glance up, lock eyes, smile, go back to my book and my salad. Look back up a few minutes later. Still staring. Bold little minx. I smiled again and returned to my book, feeling her intent gaze on me all the while. This went on the whole time I was there.

It got me thinking. What if she was a reader of the JOL, unbeknownst to me? It's not completely outside the realm of possibility. What if she recognized me, and was reminiscing about all of my exploits here? My fantasies, my jacking methods, my currently insatiable hunger?

Was she wet, watching me? Even if she had no idea who I was, could she somehow sense the barely contained fucklust coursing through me? Did she long for me to unleash that fucklust on her? Was she thinking about my cock in her mouth, or in her cunt? Which did she hunger for more? Was she squeezing her thighs together under the table? Is she going to touch herself tonight, thinking about being taken by me?

I wonder if she noticed that I didn't turn the page on my book at all for several minutes, too engrossed in all of the above thoughts to read.

Such bold intensity. It strummed my current hunger. Such a knowing look, as if she could read my thoughts. Or if she HAD read my thoughts, here. A daunting prospect, but the fantasy of it is definitely working for me. The way she was looking, I felt like I could make her explode just by walking by her and touching her neck or her face. Such a powerful feeling. Intoxicating.

Yeah. Spring is definitely in the air. Rutting season.

*fucksnarl*

Perhaps, ya'll need to come up with a secret signal, so you know a JOL member.

 

[bridgeburner]

Ball peen jokes? Hell, where are the Peter, Paul and Mary jokes!!?

 

[Saint Peter]

Ball peen jokes? Hell, where are the Peter, Paul and Mary jokes!!?

Only fitters use ball peen hammers.

Pussies.

 

[Hester]

as of today, i'm partial to 22oz framing hammers with wooden handles.

 

[cfnmparty]

Snuck in a nice JO session just off a secluded running trail today. Had a very intense orgasm.

 

[tortoise]

the spinal cord is quite the zone. just thought i'd mention that.

*taps your spine*

Perhaps, ya'll need to come up with a secret signal, so you know a JOL member.

A gesture comes to mind immediately. Heh.

Ball peen jokes? Hell, where are the Peter, Paul and Mary jokes!!?

Or John Henry.

as of today, i'm partial to 22oz framing hammers with wooden handles.

Thank you. The devil is in the details.

 

[Bacetti]

Tortise~ I meant to tell you that I'll be on the bench by the fountain at lunch tomorrow. You know...just in case you happen to be there and feel the need to touch someone's neck. Just sayin..

 

[tortoise]

Tortise~ I meant to tell you that I'll be on the bench by the fountain at lunch tomorrow. You know...just in case you happen to be there and feel the need to touch someone's neck. Just sayin..

Oh my.

What a sequence of delicious thoughts that calls to mind. Frissons galore.

Fuck I love this feeling. I'm savoring every second of it.

It's funny. Fucklust hits me hard while driving, especially today (for various reasons). Any time I arrive at my destination these days, I inevitably have to sit in the car for a varying period of time, trying to clear my head and let things... subside. This evening it took a LONG time. I'd simmer down, and some stray thought or vision would trigger it again.

Unruly cock.

 

[Bacetti]

...Unruly cock...

It just needs to be taken in hand.

*rimshot*


I know what you mean though. I've been hit hard with spring fever myself...my brain translates everything into sex. An innocent man, say, walking the courtyard in front of me, wearing oh, I don't know, perfectly fitting jeans and I fitted black t-shirt becomes the object of a very vivid, spontaneous fantasy. And I play it over and over throughout the day...relentless. Self sadistic. Absolutely gratifying.

 

[tortoise]

Absolutely gratifying.

Absolutely!

It's torture, but a sweeter torture has never been devised.

I swear sometimes I can hear my nerve endings vibrating. And yeah, the simplest, most innocuous touch could send me into paroxysms of pleasure right now. The lightest brush of fingers on my arm. Warm breath on my neck. The brush of soft hair on my skin. A scent. A sigh.

Yeah. Fuckhum.

 

[garbage can]

as of today, i'm partial to 22oz framing hammers with wooden handles.

Hester, is that a self av.?

 

[Bacetti]

Absolutely!

It's torture, but a sweeter torture has never been devised.

I swear sometimes I can hear my nerve endings vibrating. And yeah, the simplest, most innocuous touch could send me into paroxysms of pleasure right now. The lightest brush of fingers on my arm. Warm breath on my neck. The brush of soft hair on my skin. A scent. A sigh.

Yeah. Fuckhum.

*blows gently...hair falling over your shoulder*

 

[Canis_latrans]

A gesture comes to mind immediately. Heh.

*an amused look*

and that gesture would be... what, pray tell?

 

[Guest]

 

[katiebarthedoor]

Last night. I wasn't in the mood - had some things on my mind. There was actually even a defiant, angry feeling to my actions as I initially put the massager between my legs. Ok, maybe more than maybe.

Anyway, I pulled back a number of times and then just let it flow. Very nice climax - in the 7 range.

Then, I didn't move the thing right off. I didn't expect anything to come of that - I rarely climax twice, and never that quickly - it just still felt good. But it built again, and it was even scary in it's intensity. I was almost afraid to relax and come. I was soaked - the inside of my thighs wet and sliding together - the toy actually a little hard to keep on my clit, it was so slick. When I did come again, it was unbelievable - and not really rate-able.

... and I seriously want to go home right now and do it again.

i havent had a 7 by myself in months. good work.

 

[JustSkye]

Well... my day and daydream woke me nicely.
Hands splayed and tied above me while his cock painted my mouth and face with the sweetest precum. My hips arching slightly, hoping, as my tongue snaked out, for more of a taste, but it was not to be. I was promptly turned my stomach, feeling a sound smack on my ass and a wonderfully hot sensation spreading to my pussy.
My ass going high, begging for more. Getting it, too. Mmmm Smack! I writhe and wiggle my ass, only to feel a thumb being pressed against my tight hole.
Pushing, pressing, pumping. In and out, harder, faster. My ass backing up to meet it, only to have it taken out and replaced by a nice thick, meaty cock.
The big head pressing until it pops through. Oh god yes! Thrusting hard, all the way in. He grabs my hips, making me cry out as slams into me, grinding, balls slapping my wet cunt. Fuck me! Wetness trickling sticky down my legs... oh yes
Slam, thrust, pound my ass! Ramming, grunting, slapping me pink. Hearing him growl, roaring as he calls me the nastiest names.. cunt, whore, assslut.
Panting, gasping, whimpering and begging for it harder, as my ass is jetted with a nice thick load...

Mmmmmm heaven.

 

[Cleopatra]

Perhaps, ya'll need to come up with a secret signal, so you know a JOL member.

I suggest a lapel pin, or a bumper sticker.

 

[Samael]

I have a new recurring fantasy that is driving me wild lately...making me crazed with need.

I'm in my darkened bedroom, sitting on the edge of my bed. Standing before me is a naked man, hard bodied with his cock in his hand. He nudges at my lips with the head...glossing them with precum as he slides it over my lips, pressing, demanding that I open to him. His other hand grabs my hair and pushes my head forward and as my mouth opens he forces his cock inside. All the way inside...the head hitting the back of my throat...making my eyes water and causing me to gag a little. He pulls out only to thrust all the way in again, telling me to 'Take it bitch.' 'Suck my fucking cock.' and I don't want to like it, but I do.

He fucks my face...hips thrusting as I suck and choke and swallow around him. My eyes watering like tears...melting my mascara. He sounds his pleasure in breathy grunts and moans and in the tightening of his fist in my hair. My pussy gushes as I become increasingly aroused. His balls hit my chin and he hold my face tight against his pelvis, my nose pressed into his pubic hair as he cums...shooting jet after jet down my throat. I milk him...sucking greedily at first and then tenderly. soft sucking kisses as he softens inside of me.

He wipes my face off with his hands and walks away, leaving me quivering with desire and trembling with need.

Wow.... now that is one hell of a fantasy..... would love to be the dark stranger fucking your mouth. Hell got me hard and I started jerking off to this.

 

[plasticman33]

Well... my day and daydream woke me nicely.
Hands splayed and tied above me while his cock painted my mouth and face with the sweetest precum. My hips arching slightly, hoping, as my tongue snaked out, for more of a taste, but it was not to be. I was promptly turned my stomach, feeling a sound smack on my ass and a wonderfully hot sensation spreading to my pussy.
My ass going high, begging for more. Getting it, too. Mmmm Smack! I writhe and wiggle my ass, only to feel a thumb being pressed against my tight hole.
Pushing, pressing, pumping. In and out, harder, faster. My ass backing up to meet it, only to have it taken out and replaced by a nice thick, meaty cock.
The big head pressing until it pops through. Oh god yes! Thrusting hard, all the way in. He grabs my hips, making me cry out as slams into me, grinding, balls slapping my wet cunt. Fuck me! Wetness trickling sticky down my legs... oh yes
Slam, thrust, pound my ass! Ramming, grunting, slapping me pink. Hearing him growl, roaring as he calls me the nastiest names.. cunt, whore, assslut.
Panting, gasping, whimpering and begging for it harder, as my ass is jetted with a nice thick load...

Mmmmmm heaven.

Good God!

 

[Guest]

 

[unregistered]

 

[JustSkye]

Good God!

What?! It's a rather reoccuring one. This isn't much of one at all.. not yet anyway.

 

[JustSkye]

...then I found out he was a Republican...what a rude awakening!

Hah! Funny!

 

[Samael]

Well... my day and daydream woke me nicely.
Hands splayed and tied above me while his cock painted my mouth and face with the sweetest precum. My hips arching slightly, hoping, as my tongue snaked out, for more of a taste, but it was not to be. I was promptly turned my stomach, feeling a sound smack on my ass and a wonderfully hot sensation spreading to my pussy.
My ass going high, begging for more. Getting it, too. Mmmm Smack! I writhe and wiggle my ass, only to feel a thumb being pressed against my tight hole.
Pushing, pressing, pumping. In and out, harder, faster. My ass backing up to meet it, only to have it taken out and replaced by a nice thick, meaty cock.
The big head pressing until it pops through. Oh god yes! Thrusting hard, all the way in. He grabs my hips, making me cry out as slams into me, grinding, balls slapping my wet cunt. Fuck me! Wetness trickling sticky down my legs... oh yes
Slam, thrust, pound my ass! Ramming, grunting, slapping me pink. Hearing him growl, roaring as he calls me the nastiest names.. cunt, whore, assslut.
Panting, gasping, whimpering and begging for it harder, as my ass is jetted with a nice thick load...

Mmmmmm heaven.

All these amazing fantastizes you lovely ladies have to start your days. No wonder I am so hard and stroking my cock right now. Vermillion... dear you sound like a woman after my heart. Letting a man wake you by spanking and playing with your sexy ass.