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tortoise said:
*laughing so hard my pancreas bursts*

You are fucking hilarious.

I'm fresh out of tentacles, though. Howzabout I testicle rape you instead?
lol!

testicle rape it is.
 
well this has been both fun and damning.

but it's a school night and the short bus comes for me early in the morning.

wet dreams to all of you.

love,
hester
 
I'm always pleasantly surprised when I come across a photoset or illustration that illustrates a scene from one of the stories I've written or am planning to write. I think I might start putting related pictures alongside my stories (not at lit, where everything is text) even though they weren't drawn specifically for my story.

Tonight I found a comic book that illustrates my Utopia High series, where the girls attend school to learn, but spend most of their time letting boys fuck them. This comic ("Private Risshin Seminary") is especially focused on the necessity of sperm drainage: the boys get "unbearably" horny and the "Sex Monitors" aid them by offering their orifices to the boys' hard dicks. Right up rosco's alley.

I decided to cum while reading the part where the anal-obsessed girl helps out a classmate by letting him use her ass in the chapel. As I approached orgasm, my mind drifted in a million horny directions, as it always does. One direction I stuck with is this one girl who gave me "the look" the other day. I came several minutes ago, saying her name, well, not her name because I don't know it yet, but her descriptive features.
 
location: my brand new bed, soft and plush.

lube: nothing i can't create myself.

time: early evening, after bath.

strength, duration, and noteables of orgasm: about a 7 of 10, extremely drawn out O, coildn't breathe during it, knocked the wind out of me. It was mostly in my back, making for an arched O. I found myself slapping my tits and then my face while I O'd.

notables: this is how lit affects my libido. noteable things in the dream are in bold, things only lit would make me dream about. i napped this afternoon, after looking around on the GB, and i had a crazy dream about wanting to have phone sex (phone sex) with my fellow, but i needed a new dildo to do it with. I went to wal-mart to buy a chicken leg (beastiality), but was told that I couldn't shop there because I am black (racism?). I began yelling at the security guard (arguing) and he said 'you're always in here wearing your coat! you're going to steal!' and so I said 'does this look like a coat to you?' and unzipped my hoodie, under which I was wearing absolutely nothing (exhibitionism). I then said 'thanks for that, i'm going to sue your fucking asses! (empty threats) I walked out into the parking lot and met up with an aunt and uncle of mine (do i even have to name this one?) and told them the story. My aunt said 'geisha.. why would you do that?' (domination and submission, coupled with my lit name) and then I woke up, and my pussy was aching, m y clit was positively vibrating, wanting to be rubbed LOL

You litsters LOL
 
SaintPeter said:
geisha buys her dildos at walmart?

Sure, it sounds like fun, but chicken leg dildos are not a good idea. Mind the salmonella. Don't try this at home.
 
tortoise said:
Sure, it sounds like fun, but chicken leg dildos are not a good idea. Mind the salmonella. Don't try this at home.

I saw a porn clip where the lady had special chicken leg dildo condoms to keep everything nice and tidy.
 
SaintPeter said:
I saw a porn clip where the lady had special chicken leg dildo condoms to keep everything nice and tidy.

Finger lickin' good!

Does nonoxynol-9 kill salmonella, too? I'm going to ask my pharmacist today!
 
SaintPeter said:
I saw a porn clip where the lady had special chicken leg dildo condoms to keep everything nice and tidy.
do those come in flavors? like shake and bake?
 
Hester said:
do those come in flavors? like shake and bake?

*wincing at the cajun flavor*

Ah, the eternal struggle of capsaicin vs. genitalia. It always comes back to that.
 
MechaBlade said:
I decided to cum while...
i'm curious about moment-of-orgasm choices.

do you folks have a tried-and-true standby O scenario/scenarios or do you channel surf through a bevy of pervy images at O time?

i have 1 or 2 regulars but on special occasions will flip to a different channel.
 
Hester said:
i'm curious about moment-of-orgasm choices.

do you folks have a tried-and-true standby O scenario/scenarios or do you channel surf through a bevy of pervy images at O time?

i have 1 or 2 regulars but on special occasions will flip to a different channel.

I'm the same way. A handful of regulars at the moment of truth, but I will occasionally throw myself a curveball, just for grins.
 
Hester said:
morning rimmy.

do you folks ever sleep?

Sleeping is giving in,
no matter what the time is.
Sleeping is giving in,
so lift those heavy eyelids.

People say that you'll die
faster than without water.
But we know it's just a lie,
scare your son, scare your daughter.

People say that your dreams
are the only things that save ya.
Come on baby in our dreams,
we can live our misbehavior.

Every time you close your eyes
Lies, Lies!

People try and hide the night
underneath the covers.
People try and hide the light
underneath the covers.

Come on hide your lovers
underneath the covers,
come on hide your lovers
underneath the covers.

Hidin' from your brothers
underneath the covers,
come on hide your lovers
underneath the covers.

People say that you'll die
faster than without water,
but we know it's just a lie,
scare your son, scare your daughter,

Scare your son, scare your daughter.

Now here's the sun, it's alright! (Lies!)
Now here's the moon, it's alright! (Lies!)
Now here's the sun, it's alright! (Lies!)
Now here's the moon it's alright (Lies!)

But every time you close your eyes. (Lies!)
 
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