Jacking-Off Log

[Hester]

must go tend to something


with both hands

whore!

*washes alt with purell before touching it

 

[tortoise]

Oh fuck, I think she almost formed a word there! We can't have that.

*thrusting deeper*

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

I'm buying extra carpal tunnel insurance as we speak.

*can't laugh. airtight*

 

[tortoise]

i'm going to request no public board speculation of who has posted.

Agreed, completely.

 

[tortoise]

*can't laugh. airtight*

Quiet, slut!

*grabbing the back of your head*

 

[Guest]

 

[EternalWinter]

Quiet, slut!

*grabbing the back of your head*

I'll bet she was trying to tell us lies.

Somebody put it in her ass and teach her a lesson.

 

[tortoise]

whore!

*washes alt with purell before touching it

Hah!!

 

[rimmy]

i'm going to request no public board speculation of who has posted.

That seems fair enough. The last thing we want to do is pressure you in any way and have you stop posting.

*shakes fist * You hear that guys?

 

[Guest]

 

[rimmy]

*can't laugh. airtight*

Everybody switch positions.

And yes that means Ass to Mouth

 

[rimmy]

and now i'm going to bed, to touch and feel, imagine and dream.

of Pants being gang-banged by the JOL Gang.

The PPV possibilities are endless.

Of her being banged and you jilling.

 

[tortoise]

That seems fair enough. The last thing we want to do is pressure you in any way and have you stop posting.

*shakes fist * You hear that guys?

Exactly. Speculate in public, rimmy and I will kick your ass.

 

[tortoise]

and now i'm going to bed, to touch and feel, imagine and dream.

of Pants being gang-banged by the JOL Gang.

Delicious dreams, Effin A.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

ok ok. I'll spill my guts in the ya ya files. We promise you at least a few posts in the next 24 hours.

 

[Guest]

 

[tortoise]

ok ok. I'll spill my guts in the ya ya files. We promise you at least a few posts in the next 24 hours.

YES!!

 

[Hester]

This could be a hallmark day in JOL history. Someone should call rr and inform him.

i don't think he'll be as hyped as the rest of you. he's not so into female sexuality.

 

[Hester]

ok ok. I'll spill my guts in the ya ya files. We promise you at least a few posts in the next 24 hours.

right. so ANY posts in the next 24 are oly's.

oops, broke my own rule. someone tie me up and tentacle rape me!

 

[EternalWinter]

right. so ANY posts in the next 24 are oly's.

oops, broke my own rule. someone tie me up and tentacle rape me!

It's not as fun when you ask for it!

Cheater.

 

[tortoise]

right. so ANY posts in the next 24 are oly's.

oops, broke my own rule. someone tie me up and tentacle rape me!

*laughing so hard my pancreas bursts*

You are fucking hilarious.

I'm fresh out of tentacles, though. Howzabout I testicle rape you instead?

 

[rimmy]

i don't think he'll be as hyped as the rest of you. he's not so into female sexuality.

Killjoy. He'll still respect the sanctity of the jack and will appreciate the honesty and self-debasement, so HA!

 

[rimmy]

ok ok. I'll spill my guts in the ya ya files. We promise you at least a few posts in the next 24 hours.

Victory is ours.

 

[tortoise]

It's not as fun when you ask for it!

Cheater.

Yeah. At least do a somewhat convincing br'er rabbit routine. "PLEASE don't throw me into that tentacle patch!"

 

[tortoise]

Killjoy. He'll still respect the sanctity of the jack and will appreciate the honesty and self-debasement, so HA!

Yes. The rapscallion reveres all that is perverse. Dominus Vobiscum.