Ive decided to put myself up for sale.

[Aquila]

One slightly used beat up, scar tissued up software engineer.
Up for sale to the highest bidder.
(penis included)

 

[Monazwx]

We'll start the bidding at $100

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Fifty cents. I need someone to clean for me.

 

[Aquila]

oooo a hundred bucks. YAY

 

[tulip2lipservice]

wow all this for a $100

OK I will up the antie to $101.00. Now realize I just want to be a trophy wife. You can dress me up anyway you like anytime. I want to be able to pop out some kids. Hey do you do windows? If yes that might increase my bidding.

Peace,
Tulip

 

[Aquila]

Re: wow all this for a $100

OK I will up the antie to $101.00. Now realize I just want to be a trophy wife. You can dress me up anyway you like anytime. I want to be able to pop out some kids. Hey do you do windows? If yes that might increase my bidding.

Peace,
Tulip

I have a service that does my windows.

 

[Linedrive]

I've collected $ 125 from the PTA members of Valleywood Elementary, they think you'd make a wonderful Jesus in our Christmas play.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Ok, the highest bid is $125 w/ penis....I'll bid $124.99 without the penis.

 

[Aquila]

The penis goes where I go.

 

[Meridian_Child]

Isn't there a song called "Detachable Penis" out there somewhere?

 

[Nicki19]

King Missile

Detachable Penis



But I bid 130 with penis, as long as it's in good working order.

 

[Nicki19]

King Missile

Detachable Penis



But I bid $130 with penis, as long as it's in good working order.

 

[Aquila]

King Missile

Detachable Penis



But I bid $130 with penis, as long as it's in good working order.

Octuple your money back if not completley satisfied.

 

[lost]

131

 

[hogjack]

Is there a warranty?

Just checking. Warranty still good?

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Hmm a window server, a man

with a workable penis, and no dishpan hands....

OK are you handy about the house... translation.... not sexual things but fixing things....

I'll up the bit to 150.00

Tell me what else is in it for me? (It is all about me if I am going to spend this kind of money on ya)

Peace,
Tulip

 

[Aquila]

Re: Hmm a window server, a man

with a workable penis, and no dishpan hands....

OK are you handy about the house... translation.... not sexual things but fixing things....

I'll up the bit to 150.00

Tell me what else is in it for me? (It is all about me if I am going to spend this kind of money on ya)

Peace,
Tulip

I make chocolate from the bean all the way up as a hobby.
and Im damn good around the house. I call people to fix things.

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Hmmm so what you are saying

is you can afford a house cleaner and a fix it person to fix anything that is broken. Translation you make the money to do this.

OK what about emotional compatibility. Would you dance with me after I give you an earth shattering cum or would you roll over and go to sleep?

Since nobody has bid after my last the price still stands at 150.00

OK all about me what do you mean by damn good about the house?

Peace,
Tulip

 

[Monazwx]

Oh, I forgot the three chocolate recipes!
That ups the ante to $175

 

[Aquila]

Re: Hmmm so what you are saying

is you can afford a house cleaner and a fix it person to fix anything that is broken. Translation you make the money to do this.

OK what about emotional compatibility. Would you dance with me after I give you an earth shattering cum or would you roll over and go to sleep?

Since nobody has bid after my last the price still stands at 150.00

OK all about me what do you mean by damn good about the house?

Peace,
Tulip

I make a living.

I've never rolled over and slept after sex. I get too keyed up.

I cook, clean, take out the garbage, don't watch t.v.

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Hmmm I did over look that

chocolate thing you mentioned ok I am a smart shopper. I will make my bid at 177.00 something about that number.

Peace,
Tulip

 

[Aquila]

Oh, I forgot the three chocolate recipes!
That ups the ante to $175

Three? those are just my new ones.

I have a whole trapper keeper full. which reminds me I have to go get another one soon.

 

[SweetCherry]

So what can I get for pocket lint, a half used up book of matches, 3 pennies and a print out of my layaway list from Wal Mart?

 

[Aquila]

Money isn't the only currency I accept.

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Wow now he tells us....

and here I thought I was going to have to break my bank. Dang.... ok what are those things?

Peace,
Tulip