I've decided to be officially pissed off now

[KillerMuffin]

And I mean it, too.

My boobs hurt and I need a boob massage and the boob decides to go lift weights. So I'm going to be pissed off and snotty until he gets back and attends to his husbandly duties.

 

[Shaq]

Go to the lit personals and say you need a boob massage and read the results.


Classic!

 

[Pyper]

Ow! If my boobs hurt, I wouldn't want them massaged. It's not like they're strained or anything.

...Or are they?

 

[Problem Child]

And I mean it, too.

My boobs hurt and I need a boob massage and the boob decides to go lift weights. So I'm going to be pissed off and snotty until he gets back and attends to his husbandly duties.

Did you lose your arms in a horrible chi-hua-hua milking accident?

 

[Pyper]

Go to the lit personals and say you need a boob massage and read the results.


Classic!

*chants* Do it! Do it!

 

[islandman]

I love you too.

 

[Guest]

Why should now be any different from every other moment of your sour life?

 

[TN_Vixen]

there's nothing worse than sore boobies. *arms-length hug*

 

[Laurel]

...except milking a chi-hua-hua.

 

[KillerMuffin]

It's the monthly thing. They hurt. Nothing strained, just needs a deep tissue massage.


I see you've been attending the magicpenis school of charm, PC. I bet you'll graduate with flying colors.

 

[acitore_vuli]

there's nothing worse than sore boobies. *arms-length hug*

You've obviously never been kicked in the nuts.

 

[Problem Child]

there's nothing worse than sore boobies. *arms-length hug*

You two should team up and form an emergency nation-suckling program.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You've obviously never been kicked in the nuts.

I don't have nuts so boobie pains take the cake.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You two should team up and form an emergency nation-suckling program.

You still can't watch.

 

[curious2c]

Ok...at the risk of being a real jerk here...weight lifting is a great excuse in my book...I mean, in order to keep in shape and be fit for 'boob massages' one needs to continue to train with the weights.

Now...studmuffins timing may be poor right now...I think it is best to use the calm and logical approach in this matter...Honest.

 

[Problem Child]

You still can't watch.

Watch what?

 

[KillerMuffin]

That's the spirit, PC!

 

[TN_Vixen]

You still can't watch.

heh

I've got this great lotion, KM.... c'mere & I'll show you just how to apply it.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

And I mean it, too.

My boobs hurt and I need a boob massage and the boob decides to go lift weights. So I'm going to be pissed off and snotty until he gets back and attends to his husbandly duties.

So now would be a bad time to tell you I wanna be friends?

 

[TN_Vixen]

You've obviously never been kicked in the nuts.

I'm sorry, I thought that having breasts excluded the possibility of having balls, but I live in a simpler world than you I suppose.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

I'm sorry, I thought that having breasts excluded the possibility of having balls, but I live in a simpler world than you I suppose.

Men have breasts, hopefully they don't protrude like a womans, but we got em ...lol

 

[TN_Vixen]

Men have breasts, hopefully they don't protrude like a womans, but we got em ...lol

Thanks for sharing about your man breasts. We're all quite impressed with it all. heh

 

[KillerMuffin]

*sighs dreamily* I love pecs.


Especially the StudMuffin's pecs. Yes, weightlifting is a good thing. Oooohhh those pecs....

 

[curious2c]

Men have breasts, hopefully they don't protrude like a womans, but we got em ...lol

But...according to my wife and several other women I have talked to...mens boobs are not near as sensitive as a womens. Any way that is the claim.

Now...If I were to propose a test in which onehundred women were to get boob masages by yours truly, and then they could massage mine...I might be able to determine if there is a significant difference or not...any volunteers?

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Thanks for sharing about your man breasts. We're all quite impressed with it all. heh

And my backhair is long enough for a combover. You can only imagine how well I do on the singles scene between that and my Hyundai.