It's the Sideshow Cecil Haiku thread

[sideshow_cecil]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: My new cyber crush

I love the sex part...
sports and breasts I'm glad you like
Not a fan of steak

what I was saying
was about a normal man
I am abnormal

I think that my mind
might cross an escher painting
with hogwart's staircase

 

[XXXmandieXXX]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: My new cyber crush

what I was saying
was about a normal man
I am abnormal

I think that my mind
might cross an escher painting
with hogwart's staircase

Abnormality
is what I thrive on, oddly
and what I look for

My last boyfriend, Scott
was the most abnormal guy
and close to perfect

At times it seems like
I must be the only girl
craving men like him

But it's true, I do!
Don't get me wrong, please
I won't date right now

A long break from men
is what I need, I'm thinking -
A sabbatical

Too many issues
(like a sexual addiction)
for one chick to have

So until I fix
my screwy, mixed-up girl-self
I'll spare you my crap

(So I have issues. I think you might've guessed it from some of my posts. I'm working on it... but in the meantime, I've been turning down dates and trying to explain myself is something I've given up on. )

Mandiepants

 

[skye in silk]

see what anger brings?
the seven sylable line
forgotten in rage

read this dear cecil
skye interprets it this way
seven?who needs seven?

(yes haiku dictator you. i know the last line is six syllables, but as the article reads....its hard to do in english. at least that is my excuse and im sticking to it!

LOL

http://www.toyomasu.com/haiku/#whatishaiku

 

[skye in silk]

skye has a crush on
a funny clown of a man
bozo the sex god

sweet silly bozo
whisper sweet nothings to me
love under the bigtop

listen babe, bagpipes
do you hear their call?
playing the humptydance.

( dang it i can't do 5-7-5 who made up these rules?)

Cecil don't kick me out of the thread....please. i will get better. signing up for haiku lessons tomm.


Skye

 

[Angeline]

What's Normal?

Hello, how are you?
My name is Abby Normal.
Convention bites it.

I like who I am.
Scorn my eccentricity?
You bite it, too.

Be wild with me.
Be the kind of geeky nerd.
Who digs jazz; writes poems.

Worried what they think?
You want to know a secret?
People could care less.

Just be who you are.
You'll probably live longer.
You won't stress as much.

 

[Angeline]

Boob-ku

were doing these on the poetry board--thought you might enjoy them.

This is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. If you're a female-type person, examine those girls and get a mammogram if you're due for one.

And now in praise of breasts, let's write some boob-ku. Why? Well for one to keep everyone's attention on the fight to prevent breast cancer and two, what's not to like? They're pretty, they're sexy, they nurture.

Like my new AV?
Do you think that they are mine?
Are you all crazy?

Not that mine are bad!
They're fine, thank you very much.
Just not your business.

Pass the pencil test?
Not a bloody chance of that.
More like a desk set.

 

[sideshow_cecil]

No dictator I
I understand that rules are
made to be broken

one important rule
probably should be followed:
make sure to have fun

all may haiku here
on any topic they wish
even cecil crush

 

[sideshow_cecil]

as a wise man said
"hey, let's go up to hahvahd,
fuck up some smaht kids"

 

[XXXmandieXXX]

all may haiku here
on any topic they wish
even cecil crush [/B]

No more Cecil-crush
At least no more posts 'bout it
Mandie's leaving Lit.

I hope you miss me
but even if you don't care
I will miss y'all tons.

I love you guys!!!

Love and tears,
Mandie

 

[skye in silk]

My favorite Thread
made by my favorite Clown
Haiku! Everybody Haiku!

 

[ozme52]

haiku welcome oz
thank you for your kind words sir
may we meet again

Opportunity?
New friend awaits your summons.
Hopes for a Skye page!

 

[alwaysawake]

Windows XP crashed,
I am the Blue Screen of Death,
No one hears your screams.

Line at Mickey D's
Taking up all of my time
All I want is fries



AA

 

[Angeline]

My poor friend AA
Windows XP sucks, you know?
I liked 98.

Was that you today?
I was at Mickey D's, too
Bagel and OJ.

 

[sideshow_cecil]

once Wakko Warner
wisely wished with wacky words
for two haypennies

 

[ozme52]

Opportunity?
New friend awaits your summons.
Hopes for a Skye page!

Still I wait, hoping
A skye page, my desire
Silence deafens me!

 

[skye in silk]

Still I wait, hoping
A skye page, my desire
Silence deafens me!

A skye page? what for?
where i can talk to myself?
wouldn't be much fun.


Skye

 

[capricious_chic]

Good morning to all
I hope the sandman was kind
And your day sublime.



Thought I would reply
and give this thread a wee try
even though I suck.

 

[sideshow_cecil]

Good morning to all
I hope the sandman was kind
And your day sublime.



Thought I would reply
and give this thread a wee try
even though I suck.

why do women think
that it would be a problem
when they say they suck?

most guys would agree
that even when you're sucking
we love the effort

double entendre
perhaps a bit obvious
maybe a single

 

[ozme52]

bedtime approaches
alone between two sheets, I
am future hopeful

 

[capricious_chic]

why do women think
that it would be a problem
when they say they suck?

most guys would agree
that even when you're sucking
we love the effort

double entendre
perhaps a bit obvious
maybe a single

Is that a question
Perhaps a double meaning
Obvious, perhaps.

 

[sideshow_cecil]

Is that a question
Perhaps a double meaning
Obvious, perhaps.

capricious and chic
a little wild, quite unique
enjoying haiku

 

[ozme52]

Last haiku ever,
sadness permeates my heart,
friend lost, too forward.

 

[skye in silk]

no room for sadness
only misunderstanding
from a tired skye

future conversations
for you and for me to explore.
i awaite the pleasure.


Skye

 

[ozme52]

blue skye guiltless be
follow your true heart choices
have not discomfort

think upon your wants
if this be truely your choice
then do PM me

 

[~Dream~]

living for the lust
put inside my soul by
one who knows Control
He exudes it over me


(leavin kisses for oz)