It's that time of year, where are the wedding announcements?

[riff]

Spring. Ah the sounds of phone-sex. People relocate. Yes. it's spring. That time of year when people make real the thing "that just happened...."


Well, what happened?

 

[prettypussy]

I think it's the pollen. People go crazy.

 

[Coca~Cola]

Hopefully not in my mailbox!

 

[MechaBlade]

I've got bad news. I'm pregnant. I've got worse news. It's all of Lit's.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

We've decided to wait until I'm actually divorced.

Minor details.

 

[prettypussy]

It's always good to wait, just not too long. Then I get impatient.

 

[honeylick]

I've got bad news. I'm pregnant. I've got worse news. It's all of Lit's.

you aren't getting a fucking dime from me in support either.

 

[prettypussy]

Maybe two cents of support.

 

[Guest]

I got a wedding invitation about 3 weeks ago. A colleague of mine is getting married for the 5th time! Gee, I wonder if it will last...

 

[Cheyenne]

riff! Are you moving to be with that woman you met in Madagascar back in 2001 on your trip there?

 

[tswyk]

We've decided to wait until I'm actually divorced.

Minor details.

You crack me up, gurl!!!!



Hugs - t

 

[SweetLuvin]

I have a bridal shower to go to today, I have another bridal shower next Saturday. A wedding May 16, May 30 and one June 14. should be getting another invitation soon! Blah! Weddings schmeddings.

 

[Small town girl]

I know of at least 3 weddings this summer and 2 vow renewals that i will need to make an appearence at. For the unlucky in love like myself this time of year is nausiating

 

[breakwall]

I got asked to emcee a wedding this month.


They'll be fucking sorry.

 

[someplace]

My best friend is getting married the end of June. It will be the first time in our 33 yr friendship that one of us has attended the other's big day. She's a widow and I'm really really happy for her. (And NOT terribly disappointed to get a trip to San Diego out of the deal either! yea ME!)

 

[Basia]

In my group of friends, if the tradition holds true I'll be the next to tie the knot.
I went to a friends wedding last night, and I was the lucky gal to catch the bouquet. Go me

 

[breakwall]

In my group of friends, if the tradition holds true I'll be the next to tie the knot.
I went to a friends wedding last night, and I was the lucky gal to catch the bouquet. Go me

Good luck. If you look like your av, you'll need it.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Good luck. If you look like your av, you'll need it.

I think she's cute, she just needs to wax above her upper lip.

 

[Basia]

I think she's cute, she just needs to wax above her upper lip.

Ouch... I tried that once, never, ever again!

 

[tswyk]

Morning, Ruby...











will you marry me????

 

[Rubyfruit]

Good morning, tswyk.

Why, this is so sudden. Shouldn't we like IM for a while before getting married?

 

[Marxist]

Good morning, tswyk.

Why, this is so sudden. Shouldn't we like IM for a while before getting married?

I've tried to IM for a long long time but no dice...is this a notsosubtle way of saying we're through?

 

[celiaKitten]

I have an announcement.

I'm never getting married. I'm going to live in sin for the rest of my life.

 

[tswyk]

Good morning, tswyk.

Why, this is so sudden. Shouldn't we like IM for a while before getting married?

Your avs just do something to me...I'm sure it will work out, so let's just skip the shit and dive into the good stuff!!!

 

[Guest]

No announcement yet.