It's somebody's B-day Tomorrow, Help Me Think Of a Present

Marxist

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She's smart. Artistic. Doesn't need sex, so much as affection and a suprise.

Oh, she's in her 30's, White, and has a dog.


Help?
 
goddamnit i was gonna start a thread for her. you bastard, she's mine!





i think you should show up randomly at her house when she isn't dressed yet and take her out for a beer.
 
seXieleXie said:
goddamnit i was gonna start a thread for her. you bastard, she's mine!





i think you should show up randomly at her house when she isn't dressed yet and take her out for a beer.


"Take her out for a beer" naked? That's just weird. Maybe that's fine for California, but we don't play those games down here.
 
Marxist said:



"Take her out for a beer" naked? That's just weird. Maybe that's fine for California, but we don't play those games down here.


well, rumor has it that last time you waited until she finished getting dressed, i thought you could shake things up a bit this time.
 
Marxist said:


But that's what I gave you last year. Can I have it back so I can re-gift?

no you gave me the hair pick. It must have been one of your other hos.
 
perky_baby said:


no you gave me the hair pick. It must have been one of your other hos.

a hair pick? does it have a black panther symbol on it? i've been looking everywhere for one of those!
 
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miles said:


Do white women get different gifts?

Of course. I was thinking of something implying Southern Heritage, but not including any unpleasantness like slavery or Jim Crow.
 
a cotton picker. Carlton, you still have yours, right?
 
seXieleXie said:


a hair pick? does it have a black panther symbol on it? i've been looking everywhere for one of those!

it says BP mrowr and on the back side it says, "summer camp was way cool, don't ever change."
 
perky_baby said:
a cotton picker. Carlton, you still have yours, right?

It's a mock-up of a new and improved cotton gin. We're going to change everything around here.
 
Marxist said:


It's a mock-up of a new and improved cotton gin. We're going to change everything around here.

I'm going to dress for the occasion.
 
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Marxist said:


Of course. I was thinking of something implying Southern Heritage, but not including any unpleasantness like slavery or Jim Crow.


Ahhhhhhhhh. How about a nice frilly bonnet, a parasol, and day of the week bloomers ?
 
Rambling Rose said:
I can loan you my pantaloons, perky. They're ruffled!

I declare, what a lovely idea.


I'll see you at the festivities.
 
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Marxist said:
Of course. I was thinking of something implying Southern Heritage

Then a Confederate Flag is just perfect...a really big one.
 
Confessions of an Azalea Trail princess

Hm, it looks like I'm going to be loaning perky a 'nice frilly bonnet and a parasol', too! The confederate flag I'll use to dry off after my shower.
 
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