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seXieleXie said:goddamnit i was gonna start a thread for her. you bastard, she's mine!
i think you should show up randomly at her house when she isn't dressed yet and take her out for a beer.
Marxist said:
"Take her out for a beer" naked? That's just weird. Maybe that's fine for California, but we don't play those games down here.
Marxist said:.
Oh, she's in her 30's, White, and has a dog.
Help?
perky_baby said:a hand carved back scratcher.
Marxist said:
But that's what I gave you last year. Can I have it back so I can re-gift?
perky_baby said:
no you gave me the hair pick. It must have been one of your other hos.
miles said:
Do white women get different gifts?
seXieleXie said:
a hair pick? does it have a black panther symbol on it? i've been looking everywhere for one of those!
Rambling Rose said:No re-gifts! Those suck. This white girl wants an all new prize.
perky_baby said:a cotton picker. Carlton, you still have yours, right?
Marxist said:
It's a mock-up of a new and improved cotton gin. We're going to change everything around here.
Marxist said:
Of course. I was thinking of something implying Southern Heritage, but not including any unpleasantness like slavery or Jim Crow.
Rambling Rose said:I can loan you my pantaloons, perky. They're ruffled!
Marxist said:Of course. I was thinking of something implying Southern Heritage