It's my party and i'll cry if i want to

[PeachedCream]

My birthday is coming up and since i'll be turning 22, i want to do something different this year. Last year I went to Vegas and got spanked 21 times by a table full of Marines and made out with a sheriff. What could possibly top that?

 

[killallhippies]

My birthday is coming up and since i'll be turning 22, i want to do something different this year. Last year I went to Vegas and got spanked 21 times by a table full of Marines and made out with a sheriff. What could possibly top that?

ritualistic mass suicide.

 

[Problem Child]

Getting gangfucked in the ass by a platoon of howler monkeys.

 

[It'sasecret]

What could possibly top that?

Getting spanked 22 times.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Getting gangfucked in the ass by a platoon of howler monkeys.

What is it with you and the freakin' howler monkeys tonight? Baboons are more fun.

 

[Basia]

Getting gangfucked in the ass by a platoon of howler monkeys.

Sign me up for that for my next one!

 

[PeachedCream]

Not exactly into sex with animals nor do i want to kill myself. But spanks are always a welcomed routine

 

[Problem Child]

Not exactly into sex with animals nor do i want to kill myself. But spanks are always a welcomed routine

Boring. At least give your poodle's scrotum a lick or two.

 

[Problem Child]

Sign me up for that for my next one!

The howler monkeys are booked for a while but I might be able to get you a three way with a Cape buffalo and a tree sloth.

 

[killallhippies]

your loss. suicide is the coolest.

 

[Mischka]

What could possibly top that?

How about a sex toy party? It's like a Tupperware party, but with a far more interesting theme. Invite all your girlfriends, they can buy you a stash of new goodies, and you'll end up with enough variety to keep you (and any lovers) entertained for the next year.

 

[MWG]

Getting gangfucked in the ass by a platoon of howler monkeys.

Just as long as they never attempt to correct your grammar.

 

[celiaKitten]

How about a sex toy party? It's like a Tupperware party, but with a far more interesting theme. Invite all your girlfriends, they can buy you a stash of new goodies, and you'll end up with enough variety to keep you (and any lovers) entertained for the next year.

Yeah, but make sure there isn't a local law against it.

 

[Marathonman]

Boring. At least give your poodle's scrotum a lick or two.

I knew a girl who blew chunks on her 22nd birthday.

 

[DarkDuchess]

I don't know, babe. That last party sounds like a keeper. Maybe you could get spanked by a Special Forces Unit...some SEALS, some Rangers....you know- mix it up. And then you could fuck the sherriff and maybe a deputy? And tape it all and sell it online...then you could go buy yourself another good present....

 

[PeachedCream]

well.. i do need a new car.. and since i live in alabama.. i could work my way through the phone book.

 

[DarkDuchess]

And good times were had by all!!! It would be one you would never forget.... Especially if you got a really nice car....