It it really bad that…

[EmilyMiller]

…I was in ShopRite, they had Come on Eileen on the PA, and I immediately thought about facials?

 

[BodieOhl]

I suppose it depends on how close you are with Eileen?

 

[Djmac1031]

You in that dress
My thoughts, I confess
Verge on dirty...

 

[MillieDynamite]

So, does Eileen lean?

 

[djrip]

Is it just because they played it a lot when I was 19 and going to beach clubs with foam cannons trained on their dance floors that I love that song so much? Well, that and the facials it made me think of?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Is it just because they played it a lot when I was 19 and going to beach clubs with foam cannons trained on their dance floors that I love that song so much? Well, that and the facials it made me think of?

I guess it could be an homage to bukkake?

 

[Djmac1031]

I guess it could be an homage to bukkake?

If that's the case, then Singing In The Rain must be an homage to watersports...

 

[AwkwardlySet]

Come on Eileen, the bukkake song...

Oh, come on Eileen,
You can't be that mean!
My cock is so keen,
To cum on Eileen.

Where has my cock been?
Inside of Eileen!
What did it all mean?
Remains to be seen!

LA, LA LA ...
I am humming a tune right now. I might compose this song.

 

[alohadave]

…I was in ShopRite, they had Come on Eileen on the PA, and I immediately thought about a facials?

Now listen to Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood. The lyrics are not subtle.

 

[BarracudaSwordfish]

Many years ago I saw a musical comedy duo in Dublin do a very graphic sketch to that song involving an oversized condom.

Needless to say, that vision is still firmly in my mind whenever I hear it to this day.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Now listen to Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood. The lyrics are not subtle.

I’ve heard of it. Not sure that I’ve heard it though. A GM anthem, right?

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

You guys have ruined Dexy's Midnight Runners for me forever...

Thank you...

 

[EmilyMiller]

You guys have ruined Dexy's Midnight Runners for me forever...

Thank you...

My work here is done

 

[lc69hunter]

…I was in ShopRite, they had Come on Eileen on the PA, and I immediately thought about facials?

Loved the song. loved the MTV video, and hadn't thought of it in that regard. Love your incredibly perverted mind.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Loved the song. loved the MTV video, and hadn't thought of it in that regard. Love your incredibly perverted mind.

The really sad thing is I wasn’t even concentrating on it. I was trying to find chicken soup…

 

[BodieOhl]

The really sad thing is I wasn’t even concentrating on it. I was trying to find chicken soup…

You're just that awesome Em!

 

[M_K_Babalon]

I was in a store once, and Totos Africa was playing. I then knew what Patton Oswalt was talking about.

 

[Djmac1031]

Related and yet not really;

There's this 80s pop song, "Two Of Hearts," by Stacey Q.

Driving around with my friends back in the day, we changed the lyrics and I can never hear the right ones now:

"Two Pop Tarts
Two tarts that pop as one,
Two Pop Tarts,
I eat you, I eat you!"

Compare and contrast. My lyrics are better:

 

[TheRedChamber]

See what you make of this one...No right answer, no wrong answers.

 

[SimonDoom]

Ah, 80s songs. Memories.

Where's Josie?

 

[Sinstories]

Ah, 80s songs. Memories.

Where's Josie?

On a vacation far away of course.

 

[gunhilltrain]

I hear some unexpected songs on store sound systems. (I remember being a kid around 1965 and stores generally didn't play music.) My supermarket recently had "Losing My Religion." There's not a lot of REM fans in my neighborhood. Joni Mitchell seems to be played in a lot of fast food places.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I hear some unexpected songs on store sound systems. (I remember being a kid around 1965 and stores generally didn't play music.) My supermarket recently had "Losing My Religion." There's not a lot of REM fans in my neighborhood. Joni Mitchell seems to be played in a lot of fast food places.

It’s weird right? ShopRite seems to have this 1980s thing. Then it’s bad covers of bad original Bryan Adams. Actually no, the Bryan Adams was Wegmans. And maybe it was the original and their PA sucked.

Em

 

[Djmac1031]

Actually no, the Bryan Adams was Wegmans. And maybe it was the original and their PA sucked.

"Have you ever really,
Really ever loved a Kumquat?"

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

It’s weird right? ShopRite seems to have this 1980s thing. Then it’s bad covers of bad original Bryan Adams. Actually no, the Bryan Adams was Wegmans. And maybe it was the original and their PA sucked.

Em

You want weird? Imagine "Whip It" by a full chorus with orchestra at about half speed. Came over Musak one night at the country club I worked at(about 1983), I swear. It was the strangest thing I have ever heard to this day.