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[Trinique_Fire]

I can't cross the street unless Luna is with me, because I don't pay attention and she has to yell at me or pull me back up on the curb. I'm scared to walk to work because we don't work at the same place anymore. I might get hit.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I did an entire presentation with my shirt inside-out... someone kindly waited until after the presentation to tell me...


and does it count being embarrassed for someone else?
There was a woman in church in front of me, and a man came and sat next to her... wearing a bag to catch his urine (what do you call those again?) on the OUTSIDE of his pants...

 

[Trinique_Fire]

I did an entire presentation with my shirt inside-out... someone kindly waited until after the presentation to tell me...


and does it count being embarrassed for someone else?
There was a woman in church in front of me, and a man came and sat next to her... wearing a bag to catch his urine (what do you call those again?) on the OUTSIDE of his pants...

Catheter bag, I think.

 

[AthenasFury]

I once had a really rigid and unfriendly english teacher. She had horrid allergies and got called from the room once. A fellow student dared me to empty a perfume sampler into the box of tissues on her desk.

I did. It was funny at the time but embarrasses me now.

 

[ibhard]

i don't like spiders. i had one crawl up my leg while at my computer and wouldn't go near it for two days after.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

I trip. A LOT

 

[NoJo]

I'm incapable of embarrassing myself. But I'm quite adept at embarrassing everyone else.

 

[BlackShanglan]

So I waved. Couldn't think of anything else to do.

Perfect!

It's the conclusion that really makes a story.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I got very drunk once and redecorated Kennington Tube Station using only those materials I had on (or rather in) me. The worst part, and I am so ashamed to admit this - as the train was pulling out a rush of passengers came running down to the platform and someone slipped and fell in it. God, I wish I could make that up to the poor sod - though lord knows *how*.

The SO still has only to mention the word "Kennington" to win any "who's done the most ridiculously wrong thing lately" contest. I'm a Holmes fan; it's my own personal Norbury.

Shanglan

 

[Guest]

*pausing to think*
Even after all these years, slow dancing brings the risk of uncontrollable erections...
*dashing back into the shadows*

Dance with me, Remec?

Originally Posted by lilredjammies

Something similar happened to me, except that it was a pair of sweatpants, and Littlefoot had eaten away a big swath of fabric at the crotch.

I had done all my grocery shopping (sans undies) before I noticed.

I did that just this morning.

White shorts, big hole in the crotch, didn't notice until after I'd finished hours of shopping. *sigh*

Hopeless.

 

[rgraham666]

I did that just this morning.

White shorts, big hole in the crotch, didn't notice until after I'd finished hours of shopping. *sigh*

And I missed it.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

I'm not sure if this counts as embrassing, I think it's more of a confusion story.

After a very hard night of drinking in Wichita Falls, Texas, I woke up the next morning in Dallas. It's about 110 miles between the two.

I have no idea how I got there, I woke up alone.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I'm not sure if this counts as embrassing, I think it's more of a confusion story.

After a very hard night of drinking in Wichita Falls, Texas, I woke up the next morning in Dallas. It's about 110 miles between the two.

I have no idea how I got there, I woke up alone.

Was this the same trip where you woke up naked under a tree?

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Was this the same trip where you woke up naked under a tree?

Nope, that was in my front yard. I knew how I got there.

 

[deathlynx]

My gf has gotten me hooked on her silly romance novels.....not something that any man should admit. Then again, most romance novels don't involve vampires, werewolves, and Pagan Gods. That's how they get you....something interesting for a change.

Yeah, I'm absolutely addicted to Laurel K. Hamilton...Especially the Merideth Gentryseries...

As for embarassing, well, I don't get embarassed...Miss wired that way I guess, but here's something other people might find embarasing...

All through my teen years about the closest thing I ever had to a wet dream was a reoccurring one where I was being chased around a pool by a giant lobster!

 

[BlackShanglan]

As for embarassing, well, I don't get embarassed...Miss wired that way I guess, but here's something other people might find embarasing...

All through my teen years about the closest thing I ever had to a wet dream was a reoccurring one where I was being chased around a pool by a giant lobster!

I'm having the most wonderful time trying to imagine the pursuing and yet sulty crustacean.

 

[FallingToFly]

I'm having the most wonderful time trying to imagine the pursuing and yet sultry crustacean.

There.. I've done it. I corrected the horsie's spelling.

*blows kisses towards the Grasshopper* So... I suppose I should go ahead and buy that lobster suit after all, eh Lynx?

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

I'm having the most wonderful time trying to imagine the pursuing and yet sulty crustacean.

Chicago.

Fisherman"s Wharf.

A young and attractive man wearing a lobster suit wandering around in front of the restaurant talking to tourists to drum up business (like THAT was needed).

The group of us flirted with him, he joined us later for drinks.

So I can easily picture the merry chase.

 

[minsue]

Welcome to the Sisterhood Of Accidental Flashers, SSSarahh. So far, it's just you and Min and me, but that's pretty good company, I think.

Together, I bet we could stop traffic.

 

[arienette]

I lounge around my house naked. A lot. In fact, most times when I'm posting here, I only have panties on or nothing at all. So now that you know the back story on how I lounge around the house...

The boy ordered pizza one night and got it delivered because we're quite lazy and can't be bothered by actually going to pick it up. They said it would be about 30 minutes and through that time I got told about 832897439249 times (probably more) to quickly put something on for when I answered the door. "Yeah, yeah..." I'm thinking, I have time. So before I know it, there's a knock at the door and I run around like a chicken with it's head cut off trying to find something to put on. I spot the robe, put it on and can't find the waist band. I figure I'll be okay just holding it...

I answered the door, everything is going fine until I hand him the money, he tries to get it as I try to get the pizza and the pizza begins to fall. I drop the money, leaving him to get it on his own and go right for the pizza before it's a big pizza mess that I can't eat. The robe opened...and not only that, but practically fell off of me and he saw everything. He refused to take the tip, but I'm guessing I gave him the best one he had since taking that job anyway.

 

[Guest]

Together, I bet we could stop traffic.

DAMN straight.

You wanna try?

 

[Guest]

I lounge around my house naked. A lot. In fact, most times when I'm posting here, I only have panties on or nothing at all. So now that you know the back story on how I lounge around the house...

The boy ordered pizza one night and got it delivered because we're quite lazy and can't be bothered by actually going to pick it up. They said it would be about 30 minutes and through that time I got told about 832897439249 times (probably more) to quickly put something on for when I answered the door. "Yeah, yeah..." I'm thinking, I have time. So before I know it, there's a knock at the door and I run around like a chicken with it's head cut off trying to find something to put on. I spot the robe, put it on and can't find the waist band. I figure I'll be okay just holding it...

I answered the door, everything is going fine until I hand him the money, he tries to get it as I try to get the pizza and the pizza begins to fall. I drop the money, leaving him to get it on his own and go right for the pizza before it's a big pizza mess that I can't eat. The robe opened...and not only that, but practically fell off of me and he saw everything. He refused to take the tip, but I'm guessing I gave him the best one he had since taking that job anyway.

Great story!

I would have loved to see the look on his face!

 

[arienette]

Great story!

I would have loved to see the look on his face!

and then and then
Basically...

 

[Guest]

and then and then
Basically...

Quite the tip.

Do you think he went home and - well - enjoyed the experience again?