Isolated Blurt Thread

[Handley_Page]

I blame Fag-Ash Lil.

Nah; blame M Ducos.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Argh. Why won't my head/heart let go of this?

 

[Rollinbones]

Argh. Why won't my head/heart let go of this?

May I prescribe chocolate and red wine? Always assists me when I struggle with daft internal conflicts over which I ultimately have little control.




My blurt - minus 8 kilos in 6 weeks. Exercise and slow carb diet seems to be working well. 7 kilos to my <90kg goal.

 

[TxRad]

They don't make younger women like they used to.

Of course, the younger part changes as you age. So it's all relative but then again that could depend on which relative.

 

[Rollinbones]

They don't make younger women like they used to.

The best part about getting older is that there are so many more younger women.

 

[Handley_Page]

The best part about getting older is that there are so many more younger women.

Often with shapely legs and short skirts as the weather gets warmer.

 

[Rollinbones]

Often with shapely legs and short skirts as the weather gets warmer.

God bless them all. I'm humbled by his handiwork. I hope he accepts my untimely public boners and lecherous awkward fumblings as praise. It's hard work being a dirty old man these days.

 

[Handley_Page]

God bless them all. I'm humbled by his handiwork. I hope he accepts my untimely public boners and lecherous awkward fumblings as praise. It's hard work being a dirty old man these days.

I've noticed that, too.
I don't know about you, but I run out of breath too quickly.

 

[Rollinbones]

I run out of breath too quickly.

I just get this infernal tennis elbow...

 

[TxRad]

The best part about getting older is that there are so many more younger women.

Back in my 40's I instituted a ten year rule. I didn't mess with a lady more than ten years younger than I was. The sex was always great but after that the generation gap got in the way.

In my fifties i changed it from ten years to twenty.

In my sixties, I changed it from twenty to thirty and then quickly changed it back. The generation gap had finally caught up and the number of single women has doubled as i reached this point.

Being one of few widowers in a retirement area has many perks.

 

[oggbashan]

The best part about getting older is that there are so many more younger women.

Look but don't get involved is good advice.

Treat them as you would a tiger in a zoo - impressive to look at, but don't get too close.

 

[Handley_Page]

Look but don't get involved is good advice.

Treat them as you would a tiger in a zoo - impressive to look at, but don't get too close.

How very true.
On the other hand. . . .

 

[trysail]

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[TxRad]

How very true.
On the other hand. . . .

Scratches and bite marks can be fun.

 

[MagicaPractica]

May I prescribe chocolate and red wine? Always assists me when I struggle with daft internal conflicts over which I ultimately have little control.

Thank you, doctor. One packet of dark chocolate covered almonds consumed. Red wine is available, but I'm considering substituting Bailey's in a decaf coffee tonight.

 

[Handley_Page]

Thank you, doctor. One packet of dark chocolate covered almonds consumed. Red wine is available, but I'm considering substituting Bailey's in a decaf coffee tonight.

Together with a nice film on the TV and a relaxing afternoon

 

[MagicaPractica]

Together with a nice film on the TV and a relaxing afternoon

Ha! Yeah, that's not gonna happen. Munchkin is sick and I had to work today.

 

[Handley_Page]

Ha! Yeah, that's not gonna happen. Munchkin is sick and I had to work today.

Ah; that's a bit of a problem, then.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Ah; that's a bit of a problem, then.

Writing helps most. I suspect Julia Cameron's admonition to " Keep the drama on the page" was intended for the likes of me.


Blurt: What a weird dream, who would wrap their house in bubblewrap to keep the cold air out?

 

[TxRad]

Blurt: What a weird dream, who would wrap their house in bubblewrap to keep the cold air out?

Many, many, many moons ago, I worked at a shipping company. A group of us were on break. One young lady was going on and on about this vacation she wanted to go on but couldn't afford the airfare. Someone said we could ship her. I wondered aloud how much bubblewrap it would take to wrap her up completely. With a deep moaning groan, she gave me this funny look and hurried from the room. I think I touched someones deep dark fantasy.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Many, many, many moons ago, I worked at a shipping company. A group of us were on break. One young lady was going on and on about this vacation she wanted to go on but couldn't afford the airfare. Someone said we could ship her. I wondered aloud how much bubblewrap it would take to wrap her up completely. With a deep moaning groan, she gave me this funny look and hurried from the room. I think I touched someones deep dark fantasy.

LOL

 

[Handley_Page]

Blurt: What a weird dream, who would wrap their house in bubblewrap to keep the cold air out?

Think of a better way to insulate something ?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Think of a better way to insulate something ?

Well, that was what I said in my dream! At least get some insulation!


Blurt: Homemade oatmeal muffins are the best!

 

[MagicaPractica]

I can't believe NOBODY has titled a story that here. I am so using it this summer.

 

[Handley_Page]

I can't believe NOBODY has titled a story that here. I am so using it this summer.

What? "Homemade oatmeal muffins" as a title?