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TeflonGuy said:
Hypoxia said:
The new meds are funny but I'm not.
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Want some of mine? They work wonders for dizzy spells.
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I could use a few more dizzy spells. Do they cluster?

TheeGoatPig said:
That happened to me four years ago. It was a nice four month vacation :D
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Before unions and unemployment. 'vacation' was the cashless period between jobs. Time to hit the rails.

TeflonGuy said:
I haven't always been this way. I have my moments. :)
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A momentary surge, then fall back, exhausted. Oy.
 
Handley_Page said:
I got some new pills. They ain't funny.
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Same here. The latest dirt-cheap meds supposedly ease pain from nerve damage but wipe me more than the recent cardiac procedure. Catching up on my sleep? Sure.

Meanwhile, the contractors await delivery next week of high-quality materials for rebuilding our house steps, so we'll have quiet till then. Neighbors' dogs seem repressed. No bears here lately, but the in-laws a couple miles away have a big brownie lounging on their back porch. No pumas there but the season is young. The highlands haven't yet dried out and driven game down to our neighborhood.

Meanwhile, pain sucks.
 
Hypoxia said:
Same here. The latest dirt-cheap meds supposedly ease pain from nerve damage but wipe me more than the recent cardiac procedure. Catching up on my sleep? Sure.

Meanwhile, the contractors await delivery next week of high-quality materials for rebuilding our house steps, so we'll have quiet till then. Neighbors' dogs seem repressed. No bears here lately, but the in-laws a couple miles away have a big brownie lounging on their back porch. No pumas there but the season is young. The highlands haven't yet dried out and driven game down to our neighborhood.

Meanwhile, pain sucks.
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In addition to the new pills, I had my chest (well, what's left of it) X-rayed today.
A simple walk-in jobbie, too!

How do you get rid of a huge Bear on your porch ?
 
Handley_Page said:
In addition to the new pills, I had my chest (well, what's left of it) X-rayed today.
A simple walk-in jobbie, too!

How do you get rid of a huge Bear on your porch ?
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:eek: My dizzy pill prescription has been refilled. I'm told it's a lifetime prescription. No hallucinations.

Want some?
 
Handley_Page said:
How do you get rid of a huge Bear on your porch ?
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There are several ways. One, never leave the rocker and recliner on the porch. A loud recording of a large dog barking sometimes works. Feed him some of your wife's left over meatloaf. Yeah, I know, that last one was far to cruel and unusual not to get you in trouble with Peta.

It's good to hear everyone has new meds to fall back on. I go the middle of next month for my next check and lube. Oh wait, I have a new old med. I ran out on it and called the new doc and he okayed it over the phone.
 
It's going to get better. It's going to get better. It's going to get better. If I just keep doing what I'm doing, It's going to get better.
 
Handley_Page said:
In addition to the new pills, I had my chest (well, what's left of it) X-rayed today.
A simple walk-in jobbie, too!

How do you get rid of a huge Bear on your porch ?
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TxRad said:
There are several ways. One, never leave the rocker and recliner on the porch. A loud recording of a large dog barking sometimes works. Feed him some of your wife's left over meatloaf. Yeah, I know, that last one was far to cruel and unusual not to get you in trouble with Peta.

It's good to hear everyone has new meds to fall back on. I go the middle of next month for my next check and lube. Oh wait, I have a new old med. I ran out on it and called the new doc and he okayed it over the phone.
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My brother-in-law had success by getting a real dog. You can also try leaving some food by your neighbor's porch.
 
Handley_Page said:
Not that I'll ever need it, but what 'food' does one leave a honking great bear ?
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They love canned beets.

My in-laws solve the problem by being a few hundred miles away in Vegas, gambling, and watching their home security cams on phones from that safe remove. Hopefully the big brownie will have moved on to neighbors' trash by the time they return.

Meanwhile, I'm getting another superstar -ologist, but she can't handle my latest severe pains, and necessary -ologists don't practice anywhere nearby, so we'll see how far I must go. Sacramento? (2 hrs) San Francisco? (4 hrs)

As long as it's not Stockton CA. We had a medical visit there last year, then shopped at CostCo. We emerged from the store to find our car smashed up. Then came the sirens, the police helicopter, the high-speed chase through the parking lot 200 feet away from where we crouched. Avoid Stockton CA.

We need a gyroplane for remote appointments. Driving takes too long.
 
My former coworker from up north came down this week and we hung out and saw a movie the other day. It was nice doing something social for the first time since last year.

I'm probably not getting any cake for my birthday this year.

I need friends down here in Florida...
 
TeflonGuy said:
You need some John Denver.
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One of my fave Python bits:

Announcer, BBC accent: "And now, the sound of Mr John Denver being strangled."

Nasal voice, singing: "You came on my pill-low ...aaargh! gurgle! gasp!"

Announcer: "Thank you."
 
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