Isolated Blurt Thread

[lacycheeks]

I need parameters

 

[loquere]

I need food.

 

[loquere]

I'm starving.

 

[glynndah]

Someone I know recently had her dog, a miniature dachshund, cremated. It cost exactly the same as it did to have her husband cremated fifteen years earlier.

 

[loquere]

Someone I know recently had her dog, a miniature dachshund, cremated. It cost exactly the same as it did to have her husband cremated fifteen years earlier.

Stupid question here. Was the cremation done at a normal funeral home, or an animal one?

 

[glynndah]

Stupid question here. Was the cremation done at a normal funeral home, or an animal one?

One of each. I'll let you figure out which.

 

[loquere]

One of each. I'll let you figure out which.

Witchcraft it was then.

 

[glynndah]

Witchcraft it was then.

Oh no, no, no.


I charge by the pound.

 

[loquere]

Oh no, no, no.


I charge by the pound.

Good night. I'm off to a better place now.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Damn, I miss Mitch Hedburg tonight.

 

[Handley_Page]

Damn, I miss Mitch Hedburg tonight.

who ?

PS. Get your ears round THIS.

 

[loquere]

Damn, I miss Mitch Hedburg tonight.

You think I'm funny?

 

[oggbashan]

I've been washing Pandora's ass.

I bought a statuette of Pandora from a charity shop this week. The poor woman had been standing in a garden and was filthy. I couldn't let Pandora remain a dirty girl, so I have been washing her in the kitchen sink.

Most of the dirt came off with gentle soap and water, but her ass crack needed scrubbing to get it clean. Only now can I read the legend 'Made in Greece' on a fold of her robe that doesn't cover her backside.

Now, she's a lovely lady again.

 

[trysail]

I need parameters

So does climate $cience.



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[SweetDommeSam]

I need orange juice.

 

[loquere]

I need orange juice.

I just drank it all, sorry.

 

[oggbashan]

Apparently there is a new trend for birthing cakes:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7a/a5/ae/7aa5ae81141d9d069123404df2823e32.jpg

http://lebakerysensual.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/SCAN0265-picsay-450x521.jpg

http://etoileparties.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/img_5996.jpg?w=300

 

[loquere]

"Vasectomy."

 

[oggbashan]

"Vasectomy."

There are cakes for that too:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7b/af/f1/7baff1a3af27f78e62dd8e401982be99.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/xxsybTkl.jpg

http://www.ninapaley.com/taart.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nnHfN_SQbzo/UHuTD3-VBpI/AAAAAAAAAIs/hMAtEsPkK0o/s1600/003.JPG

 

[loquere]

There are cakes for that too:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7b/af/f1/7baff1a3af27f78e62dd8e401982be99.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/xxsybTkl.jpg

http://www.ninapaley.com/taart.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nnHfN_SQbzo/UHuTD3-VBpI/AAAAAAAAAIs/hMAtEsPkK0o/s1600/003.JPG

Now that's just fucked up.

 

[MagicaPractica]

who ?

PS. Get your ears round THIS.

You think I'm funny?

Are you really Mitch Hedburg?! Gosh, this is like an Elvis sighting!

 

[loquere]

Are you really Mitch Hedburg?! Gosh, this is like an Elvis sighting!

I think therefore I maybe.

 

[loquere]

Good night.

 

[Handley_Page]

All these giant cakes . . . .
Good Night all

 

[LiteTouch10]

All these giant cakes . . . .
Good Night all

Giant cakes? Is that what you have for breakfast?