Isolated Blurt Thread

[MrsDeathlynx]

well, of course...

mind you, it can also be a great deal of fun to lead a good girl down the path of temptation.

If that wink was for me you got me pegged wrong, I try to tell people I'm an angel and a good girl but they always end up saying 'bullshit', lol. *is somewhere inbetween the two*

 

[Belegon]

If that wink was for me you got me pegged wrong, I try to tell people I'm an angel and a good girl but they always end up saying 'bullshit', lol. *is somewhere inbetween the two*

well, I didn't so much mean that I thought you were an innocent waif... most of 'dem don't have such revealingly lovely pictures up...

it was more of a co-conspirator/"in the know" kinda wink...

 

[Douglas Lee]

Expedilitocius.

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

well, I didn't so much mean that I thought you were an innocent waif... most of 'dem don't have such revealingly lovely pictures up...

it was more of a co-conspirator/"in the know" kinda wink...

You can still be innocent and post pics like that, blame it on my hubby for corrupting me in that field, also all the other ladies who have done such themselves.

I'm bad at conspiring, then again I usually don't have anyone to conspire with cause they are usually conspiring against me...

 

[Belegon]

You can still be innocent and post pics like that, blame it on my hubby for corrupting me in that field, also all the other ladies who have done such themselves.

I'm bad at conspiring, then again I usually don't have anyone to conspire with cause they are usually conspiring against me...

hmmmm.... I think Hubby enjoys you being corrupted in that field... and I think I'm thankful for that, nor am I the only one.

as for conspiring with you... I'd be very careful. I don't want to be crossing any boundaries between you and DL. Now, once I know what the ground rules are, I'd be happy to conspire with you about some of these people conspiring against you.

 

[The_Fool]

hmmmm.... I think Hubby enjoys you being corrupted in that field... and I think I'm thankful for that, nor am I the only one.

as for conspiring with you... I'd be very careful. I don't want to be crossing any boundaries between you and DL. Now, once I know what the ground rules are, I'd be happy to conspire with you about some of these people conspiring against you.

You need a new title....


Instigator

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

hmmmm.... I think Hubby enjoys you being corrupted in that field... and I think I'm thankful for that, nor am I the only one.

as for conspiring with you... I'd be very careful. I don't want to be crossing any boundaries between you and DL. Now, once I know what the ground rules are, I'd be happy to conspire with you about some of these people conspiring against you.

Oh I know he enjoys corrupting me, he wants to do a set of photos on the front steps of our house in lingerei, one of these days I'll take a pic from the front door so people can see it cause it's on a busy road and I'm still not sure, lol.

I'm not so sure you could help me conspire against hubby, best friend and then there's also my parents that he conspires against me with...lol. I know it's all in good fun, but for once I'd like to get him and pick on him as badly as I get picked on but they always seem to team up with him, lol.

 

[Belegon]

Instigator? lil 'ol me? (hey, how come there ain't no angel smilie?)

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

(hey, how come there ain't no angel smilie?)

I've been wondering the same thing, apparently they don't believe any of us could possibly be anything but a devil, lol.

 

[CeriseNoire]

Instigator? lil 'ol me? (hey, how come there ain't no angel smilie?)

'Cause there are no angels here. (Except for me)

 

[The_Fool]

I stole em all for use later. I am the only one that deserves to use them anyway.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I gave up everything. I don't have a job, I'm not sure how the bills are gonna get paid, and I even wrecked my car.

But most days, I still manage happy.

I'm finally living the right life. I'm where I should be. I don't have to lie or pretend anymore. Everything feels like it fits.

It's so fucking good to finally be free.

 

[togitc]

Why am I over a hundred miles from my friends? I've lost 3 inches since I started this job. I can live with 'fake' nice. I haven't written anything in almost 2 months. I'm so desperate for cash I applied at my old job. God I hate that place.

Rain, rain, come today, wash all my sins away,
if you don't then that's ok, I just want to go away

It is never a good sign when I start to get religious.

There is no new energy in the universe. Energy cannot be made or destroyed, simply altered. A soul or spirit is merely energy that the world does not understand and due to this simple law I believe in reincarnation, though not in the truest sense.

 

[deathlynx]

Instigator? lil 'ol me? (hey, how come there ain't no angel smilie?)

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/25.gif Here you go...use away

 

[Chantilyvamp]

I gave up everything. I don't have a job, I'm not sure how the bills are gonna get paid, and I even wrecked my car.

But most days, I still manage happy.

I'm finally living the right life. I'm where I should be. I don't have to lie or pretend anymore. Everything feels like it fits.

It's so fucking good to finally be free.

 

[maggot420]

Perhaps I'm old and tired but I think the chances of finding out what's actually going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is say hang the sense of it and keep yourself busy. I'd much rather be happy than right any day.

And are you?

Ahh. No. Well that's where it all falls down, of course.

 

[McKenna]

If someone already hasn't, they should make a song about raisin bran. Or granola. Maybe both?

 

[maggot420]

If someone already hasn't, they should make a song about raisin bran. Or granola. Maybe both?

Oh...I have song about toast.

 

[McKenna]

Oh...I have song about toast.

I remember that!

But alas, no song about raisin bran.

 

[slyc_willie]

I remember that!

But alas, no song about raisin bran.

(sing to the cadence of the old 'Spider-Man' song)

Raisin bran, raisin bran
Does everything a raisin can
Fills you up, just in time
Gives you fiber, and that's fine

Look out, look out, here comes the raisin brannnnn . . . .

 

[carsonshepherd]

(sing to the cadence of the old 'Spider-Man' song)

Raisin bran, raisin bran
Does everything a raisin can
Fills you up, just in time
Gives you fiber, and that's fine

Look out, look out, here comes the raisin brannnnn . . . .

That made me laugh. I need more sleep.

 

[impressive]

I don't want to talk again unless/until you have something new to say.

 

[The_Fool]

I don't want to talk again unless/until you have something new to say.

I'm thinking....

 

[FatDino]

Who the hell turned off the a/c???

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Study: Alligators Dangerous No Matter How Drunk You Are

BATON ROUGE, LA—In a breakthrough study that contradicts decades of understanding about the nature of alligator–drunkard relations, Louisiana State University researchers have concluded that people's drunkenness does not impair the ancient reptiles' ability to inflict enormous physical harm.

"Our data strongly indicates that human intoxication does not transform an alligator into a docile creature that enjoys wrestling," said professor Ryder McCrory, chair of the Wildlife Taunting Department of LSU's prestigious Center For Bullying And Hazing Studies. "Despite its slow-witted demeanor and tendency to bask motionlessly in the hot sun, it's a mistake to believe that an alligator will passively tolerate a half nelson, no matter how much Southern Comfort is fueling it."

McCrory said the study yielded statistics that speak for themselves.

"In 10 out of 10 documented cases of violent alligator–drunkard encounters, the reptile was not influenced by the fact that the victim was 'just kidding' or 'just having some fun,'" McCrory said.

To an alligator, McCrory explained, a human forearm, even drunkenly dangled between the creature's casually opened jaws, still appears to be prey.

In field experiments, members of the control group performed no better-—and often far worse—than their sober counterparts in defending themselves against a 300-pound, seven-foot bull alligator. Even when armed with an empty tequila bottle.

"At best, the bottles bounced harmlessly off the alligator's snout," said LSU research assistant Tracy Sawyer.

When placed in water, the drunken volunteers fared even worse, and the alligator markedly better, Sawyer said.

In addition, the alligators far outperformed their inebriated human counterparts in the following areas: lunging, biting, crushing, dismembering, and swallowing.

Drunkard Jim Boudreaux taunts the alligator he called "a total [sissy]" in front of friends.

According to the study, an alligator's characteristic grin should not be interpreted as a lighthearted reaction to the outrageous nerve of an alcohol-addled human. "Don't let an alligator's easygoing appearance fool you," Sawyer said. "These creatures have no empathy for drunken pranksters looking for fun. They are not black bears."

McCrory recommended that alligator wrestling be undertaken solely by professionals, specifically roadside-attraction proprietors. For drunkards interested in proving their mettle with alligators, the researchers proposed these guidelines:

Instead of baiting an alligator, seek another form of drunken recreation, such as attending a strip club, burning a pile of tires, or painting one's buttocks with a funny face and videotaping it.

Sick or infant deer are considered a far safer match for most inebriated humans; kicking a raccoon or squirrel already dying by the side of the road is also recommended.

Experts suggest that those who become aggressive after consuming alcohol would be safer channeling that energy into more constructive behavior, such as calling an ex-lover.

And McCrory warned drunkards who "absolutely must assault an alligator while inebriated" to first make sure it is not a John Deere Gator cargo utility vehicle. This oversight "is a common occurrence," he said.