Isolated Blurt Thread

[Young-Impressionable]

Why do I always end up being the shoulder for them to cry on?

Because you aren't?

 

[Guest]

just gotta remind meself thats shes gonna be ok

 

[hugo_sam]

......

 

[Guest]

Yes, she is, and you will be, too.

Hugo

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Dear Fucktard in the Honda:

I know you think your kid is the only one that has to get to school, but leaning on your horn behind me isn't going to make the other three cars in front of me magically disappear.
If you're running late...too bad, so sad....been there. Not my problem.

but next time....I will put my car in park, get out and chew off your fucking bumper.

Have a nice day.

 

[Young-Impressionable]

but next time....I will put my car in park, get out and chew off your fucking bumper.

Damn, I wanna see that.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Damn, I wanna see that.

I figure it's better than dragging the bitch out of her SUV and bitch slapping her infront of children

 

[Young-Impressionable]

I figure it's better than dragging the bitch out of her SUV and bitch slapping her infront of children

You can always wait till the kids go to class.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You can always wait till the kids go to class.

She got away too fast.........this time.

 

[Aurora Black]

Iced tea spew...

*blurt*

Water is life.

 

[Guest]

but next time....I will put my car in park, get out and chew off your fucking bumper.

Have a nice day.

I actually did that once to a woman in her red Cherokee who blocked me in an intersection because she was a brainless idiot and was possibly trying to kill me. Didn't actually pull OFF the bumber, but after standing on the side of the highway in front of her herscreaming for a few seconds, she backed off long enough for me to jump into my car, check the oncoming traffic and pull into a lane,

It's amazing what the unexpected can do.

 

[McKenna]

It's March and I haven't written anything substantial yet this year. Must get on that.

 

[Guest]

It's March and I haven't written anything substantial yet this year. Must get on that.

Yes, your fans are waiting.


<tapping foot expectantly>

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I actually did that once to a woman in her red Cherokee who blocked me in an intersection because she was a brainless idiot and was possibly trying to kill me. Didn't actually pull OFF the bumber, but after standing on the side of the highway in front of her herscreaming for a few seconds, she backed off long enough for me to jump into my car, check the oncoming traffic and pull into a lane,

It's amazing what the unexpected can do.

I'm getting tired of the dead being allowed a driver's license.....and we have a British invasion here, everyone likes my side of the road....they learn fast that I'm not moving.

 

[McKenna]

Yes, your fans are waiting.


<tapping foot expectantly>

Eeep! I'd better get busy!

 

[Guest]

I'm getting tired of the dead being allowed a driver's license.....and we have a British invasion here, everyone likes my side of the road....they learn fast that I'm not moving.

I snorted my milk on that.

Here, it is retirees, snowbirds and tourists...from November through to roughly April, I drive with special caution, looking for land yachts with bucket hats or blue permed hair just visible above the two set of knuckles on the steering wheel.

I live near a divided highway and more than once I've had to dodge an oncoming driver who didn't see the passthrough (or didn't realize there wasn't one) and is on the wrong side. Oh, and the right hand turns from the far left turn lanes ALWAYS give me a ...thrill. I used to drive a larger car out of stubbornness. Now I drive a small one so I can get the hell out of the way, because that Lincoln Town Car (Or Cadillac Esplanade -- why oh WHY is there a Cadillac SUV and why are there so MANY Of them?) ain't stopping until it gets to the Denny's....

There's a "town" just north of here we call Hamunaptra (City of the dead, where all the wealth of The Atlantic Coast is kept) that is a strickly retiree community and everyone drives golf carts in special lanes.

 

[Edge23]

Wait...we're supposed to be writing things that are substantial? Damn. Coming up on two years and I haven't gotten there yet. Good thing I don' have any fans. hehehehe

 

[Guest]

There is white shyte on the ground.... dammit dammit dammit

 

[Guest]

There is white shyte on the ground.... dammit dammit dammit

Well, the groundhog warned you winter was not yet over.

 

[Guest]

There is white shyte on the ground.... dammit dammit dammit

I've got a couple more months of gloating about how my roses are already blooming and it's barefoot weather here before the humidity and the hurricanes show up and I cease to leave the house.

 

[Guest]

Well, the groundhog warned you winter was not yet over.

Yeah I know... doesn't make me feel any better.

I've got a couple more months of gloating about how my roses are already blooming and it's barefoot weather here before the humidity and the hurricanes show up and I cease to leave the house.

Yeah and I have to drive 20 miles to town today for exams.... it just suckssssss.

 

[sophia jane]

I've got a couple more months of gloating about how my roses are already blooming and it's barefoot weather here before the humidity and the hurricanes show up and I cease to leave the house.

Ah...hurricanes. So so so fucking glad I moved north. No way could I handle another one.
Got a message from a friend down there and he's dreading hurricane season this year. Another evacuation would be even worse than the last one and that's saying something.

 

[cloudy]

Ah...hurricanes. So so so fucking glad I moved north. No way could I handle another one.
Got a message from a friend down there and he's dreading hurricane season this year. Another evacuation would be even worse than the last one and that's saying something.

Tornado season officially starts for us on Saturday.

yeehaw.

 

[rgraham666]

Ya know, I'll stick with the snow.

 

[cloudy]

Ya know, I'll stick with the snow.

Said on the news we may have some come through on Saturday or Sunday. I shoulda known when I saw the temp was gonna reach 80.