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Haven't had snow here in weeks. And what's on the ground is now completely gone.

Strangest winter we've had here in a while.
 
That's no moon, it's a space station

cloudy said:
Said on the news we may have some come through on Saturday or Sunday. I shoulda known when I saw the temp was gonna reach 80.

Yeah, it's tornado time here, too, although it's been very quiet and the season is fairly short compared to other areas.. No spring thunderstorms so far.

Of course, this means we have wildfire watches. Wee.

I'm not on the coast, so hurricanes are just a lot of wind and rain. Where we are, if we start to flood, the whole state's gone.

Sometimes I think I should move somewhere else, but I don't think it's a matter of finding the best weather/least chance of natural disaster, but the weather/disaster you can live with.
 
When I was a child, I thought that the rain was the result of God's tears. But when I asked my mom, she said that rain fell because the Devil was beating his wife. I didn't know which explanation was worse. :rolleyes:
 
Aurora Black said:
When I was a child, I thought that the rain was the result of God's tears. But when I asked my mom, she said that rain fell because the Devil was beating his wife. I didn't know which explanation was worse. :rolleyes:

Argh! In kindergarten, a kid once said rain was God peeing on everyone, and I wouldn't go outside. Lucky for me a teacher pulled out a book and got me all interested in the weather. I'm still not much for walking in the rain, tho....

what would that make hail?
 
malachiteink said:
Argh! In kindergarten, a kid once said rain was God peeing on everyone, and I wouldn't go outside. Lucky for me a teacher pulled out a book and got me all interested in the weather. I'm still not much for walking in the rain, tho....

what would that make hail?

An angel blowing chunks? :p
 
OhMissScarlett said:
*blurt*

Dude, the white people already unite, I think they call it Nascar. :rolleyes:
Funny how that damn thread alway shows up around School letting out in the central time zone! Coincidence?
 
sophia jane said:
I don't think my neighbors realize how easily I can see many of the things they do. :eek:
Now the question comes to mind. Would anyone want to see what they are doing? :D
 
zeb1094 said:
Now the question comes to mind. Would anyone want to see what they are doing? :D

Um, no.
On one side, I have a late 30's overweight couple. I can sorta see into their shower from my front yard, and I can see their back deck from my kitchen window (which is what prompted this thread; the husband just went out in boxers- all wrong). On the other side, is a late 40's single man. I've contemplated giving him a show because his living room window and front door look into my bedroom, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it.
 
rgraham666 said:
Haven't had snow here in weeks. And what's on the ground is now completely gone.

Strangest winter we've had here in a while.
You wanna know why?? Because I took on a second job doing snow removal. Ever since I did, it hasn't snowed here, so I've not had any work. It's all my good karma coming back to kick me in the ass. Your welcome for the lack of snow *nods knowingly*
 
sophia jane said:
Um, no.
On one side, I have a late 30's overweight couple. I can sorta see into their shower from my front yard, and I can see their back deck from my kitchen window (which is what prompted this thread; the husband just went out in boxers- all wrong). On the other side, is a late 40's single man. I've contemplated giving him a show because his living room window and front door look into my bedroom, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it.
Well you can get your courage up a the get together. :D :devil:
 
zeb1094 said:
Well you can get your courage up a the get together. :D :devil:
Hahahahaha.
The only reason I haven't done it is cuz I'm afraid it might embarass him. He doesn't exactly get out much.
 
sophia jane said:
On the other side, is a late 40's single man. I've contemplated giving him a show because his living room window and front door look into my bedroom, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it.
You'd make his life, not his day, but his life!

But be careful of small town gossip.

And unless he's divorced or a widower, a late 40's single man is likely single-for-a-reason.
 
sophia jane said:
Hahahahaha.
The only reason I haven't done it is cuz I'm afraid it might embarass him. He doesn't exactly get out much.
Probably adicted to porn! And as Ted says you would make his life...but he may just be single for some other reason that you wouldn't want to find out about!
 
zeb1094 said:
Probably adicted to porn! And as Ted says you would make his life...but he may just be single for some other reason that you wouldn't want to find out about!

*makes cuckoo noises* :D
 
sophia jane said:
Yes.
He's an attorney and seems quite nice. Boring, but nice.
Ok, that explains alot. Probably was married until his wife decided she want a husband instead of a lawyer, now he divorced and throwing himself into his work. Yeah, that's it! :rolleyes:
 
zeb1094 said:
Ok, that explains alot. Probably was married until his wife decided she want a husband instead of a lawyer, now he divorced and throwing himself into his work. Yeah, that's it! :rolleyes:

That's a common scenario, yes.
 
Aurora Black said:
That's a common scenario, yes.
Many a lawyer I have known, unless they where in Corporate Law, has a current marital status of divorced. Especially in family law practices.
 
zeb1094 said:
Many a lawyer I have known, unless they where in Corporate Law, has a current marital status of divorced. Especially in family law practices.
Must be hard to be married to someone trained to argue any point.
 
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