Isolated Blurt Thread

[carsonshepherd]

dear walgreens assholes,

if I didn't need the fucking pills, the doctor wouldn't have prescribed them to me. Are you paid not to give a shit, or is it just your own miserable life?

Have a nice day.

 

[lil_elvis]

Holiday in Hong Kong today. My life has been simplified by 50%

Only to be complicated by 150% tomorrow.

 

[Guest]

Holiday in Hong Kong today. My life has been simplified by 50%

Only to be complicated by 150% tomorrow.

sounds like you need a manager.
*pick me, pick me*

 

[Samandiriel]

Today I think I'll meditate....then piss and moan for a while...then smoke.

 

[logophile]

Today I think I'll meditate....then piss and moan for a while...then smoke.

Can I join you?

 

[Samandiriel]

Can I join you?

Absolutely!!!

 

[logophile]

Absolutely!!!

Excellent.
I'll bring the lighter.

 

[Samandiriel]

Excellent.
I'll bring the lighter.

You're so sweet.
Let's just go right to the pissing and moaning and smoking...who needs a clear mind and light conscience when there is the chance of exciting converstation peppered in innuendo?

 

[logophile]

You're so sweet.
Let's just go right to the pissing and moaning and smoking...who needs a clear mind and light conscience when there is the chance of exciting converstation peppered in innuendo?

Peppered?
Steeped.

Yes, skip meditation.
Let the p and m commence!

 

[Samandiriel]

Peppered?
Steeped.

Yes, skip meditation.
Let the p and m commence!

You can easily win me over with such talk.

Shall we start with light loathing or go right for the downright hate?

 

[logophile]

You can easily win me over with such talk.

Shall we start with light loathing or go right for the downright hate?

Let's ease our way in with light loathing.
I'll start.

Why am I the only person in the house capable of cleaning up spilled jelly? It's sticky and icky and gets all over and then you almost can't clean it up. Grr.

 

[Samandiriel]

Let's ease our way in with light loathing.
I'll start.

Why am I the only person in the house capable of cleaning up spilled jelly? It's sticky and icky and gets all over and then you almost can't clean it up. Grr.

How hard is it to put something in the damn garbage can? and why does everyone think I have a full mental inventory of everything in this house?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

How hard is it to put something in the damn garbage can? and why does everyone think I have a full mental inventory of everything in this house?

Hey, Sam, have you seen my remote control? It's missing again.

 

[eric shawn listo]

So, if I've gone through a full abttery charge, does that mean I've been on here too long this morning?

 

[Samandiriel]

Hey, Sam, have you seen my remote control? It's missing again.

Which one?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Which one?

The DVD remote, so I can watch porn, of course!

 

[Samandiriel]

The DVD remote, so I can watch porn, of course!

Left couch cushion, you'll also find seven cents and a sock.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Left couch cushion, you'll also find seven cents and a sock.

You're the bomb!

 

[Samandiriel]

You're the bomb!

Yes. Yes I am.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I'm horny.

 

[logophile]

My column's not done.
I'm hiding out from my editor.
And I just decided to delete everything I had written so far and start over with a new topic.

That's not a problem, is it?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

My column's not done.
I'm hiding out from my editor.
And I just decided to delete everything I had written so far and start over with a new topic.

That's not a problem, is it?

Sounds like my research paper.

I'm headed up to finish it now. Come up with me and hammer out your column. We'll celebrate together when it's all done.

 

[logophile]

Sounds like my research paper.

I'm headed up to finish it now. Come up with me and hammer out your column. We'll celebrate together when it's all done.

Sounds like a plan. Race ya.

 

[mismused]

delete

 

[Belegon]

Damn it! I didn't want to call because I did not want to be clingy, now I'm afraid to call because of what the news might be...it ain't like her not to call and rub in a victory...please just let it be she's pissed at me for some arcane reason, don't actually let there be something really wrong..