Isolated Blurt Thread
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Stella_Omega
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same here!carsonshepherd said:Oh dear!
Honey, do we need to show up with hatchets and shotguns?
Stella_Omega
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How badly do you want to know?togitc said:
OhMissScarlett
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If only you guys were moving in with me! Think National Lampoon's Vacation.vella_ms said:
Thanks, but I'm sure they're bringing their own.
Just pick me up and then drive really fast.
carsonshepherd
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OhMissScarlett said:If only you guys were moving in with me! Think National Lampoon's Vacation.
Thanks, but I'm sure they're bringing their own.
Just pick me up and then drive really fast.
I have a great country house you can stay at, provided you like creepy basements
OhMissScarlett
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I think I'm gonna go live with your mom, no one would go looking for me there.carsonshepherd said:I have a great country house you can stay at, provided you like creepy basements
carsonshepherd
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OhMissScarlett said:I think I'm gonna go live with your mom, no one would go looking for me there.
There is a lovely, spacious shed available at the moment.
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OhMissScarlett
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I see that you've already inquired.carsonshepherd said:There is a lovely, spacious shed available at the moment.
Free to good home: Attractive male and female redheaded smut writers. We cook, clean, and rock in the sack. Come with baggage, a kid, several dogs and lots of porn. Some assembly required.
Stella_Omega
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Okay, let's see... um... You stick the banana in the sock, and stuff it in your underwear... Presto! instant Rock God! good for men and women both!togitc said:
....no? Not that?
Darn, I thought I had it....
yui
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But do you come with your own batteries … that's the kicker.OhMissScarlett said:I see that you've already inquired.
Free to good home: Attractive male and female redheaded smut writers. We cook, clean, and rock in the sack. Come with baggage, a kid, several dogs and lots of porn. Some assembly required.
Stella_Omega
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I'll be by with the Maseratti, baby- be ready to jump!OhMissScarlett said:I see that you've already inquired.
Free to good home: Attractive male and female redheaded smut writers. We cook, clean, and rock in the sack. Come with baggage, a kid, several dogs and lots of porn. Some assembly required.
Stella_Omega
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I just read Sex and candy,yui said:But do you come with your own batteries … that's the kicker.
you disgusting thing you 
OhMissScarlett
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All you need is a screwdriver.4degrees said:
No, but I hear Carson is like the Energizer bunny.yui said:
Whoop! Okay, floor it.stella said:
yui
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Stella_Omega said:I just read Sex and candy,
I have a very dirty little mind. You're right; disgusting really.
I only wish I could live inside it all the time.
Edited to add: You flustered me and I forgot to say thank you! Thank you for reading!
BlackShanglan
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Stella_Omega said:
Call me a classicist - I go for pitchforks and torches.
togitc
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minsue said:God likes a nice package.
For a while I thought that the three would pop up and in that moment was the meaning of life. Of course I was also convinced that I could fly for a few hours (another dream plus sleep-walking).
I took it that it had no meaning and thus the meaning of life was meaningless. Why worry about why when you it is the how that matters?
moonlight elf
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togitc said:
Wonder if I asked God if she'd answer me?
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