Isolated Blurt Thread

[Guest]

Do I get a spanking first?

lift your tail feathers and mind the quills
do boy ducks have weiners? like ones that you can see? hrm

 

[cheerful_deviant]

lift your tail feathers and mind the quills
do boy ducks have weiners? like ones that you can see? hrm

Yeah, little ones....

(Depressingly similar to my real life. )

 

[Guest]

Yeah, little ones....

(Depressingly similar to my real life. )

somehow i dont believe you and i usually do. i think i saw you promenading down the park blvd the other day, dragging your 12" penis behind you.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

somehow i dont believe you and i usually do. i think i saw you promenading down the park blvd the other day, dragging your 12" penis behind you.

I don't promenade... I saunter, strut or occasionally mosey.

 

[Dar~]

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Lets talk about sex bay bee lets talk about you and me. . .

 

[Guest]

I don't promenade... I saunter, strut or occasionally mosey.

liar

 

[Belegon]

What I mostly want to know is "why?" But I think that is an answer I will never get....

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

What I mostly want to know is "why?" But I think that is an answer I will never get....

Nonsense, the answer is "Because"

 

[Belegon]

Nonsense, the answer is "Because"

"D'oh! Of course it is, Barney...hey Moe, give me another beer..."

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Somebody please fucking knock me over the head! Make me sleep! Somehow, I don't care, anyway that WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Celtic Princess]

I'm awake and for the next 30 minutes, I'll have absolutely no pain whatsoever.


If I didn't hate mornings so bad, I might actually enjoy this.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Ahhh.... Nothing like the smell of wet dog in the morning...

 

[McKenna]

Four hours? That's it?

You gotta be kidding me.

 

[logophile]

How far am I willing to go if I know in my gut that it's going to hurt like hell when it's over?

The other side of the coin:
You are so fucking sexy when you lean over me with that smile on your face that means you KNOW that you already own me.

 

[impressive]

Son of a fuckin' bitch! I'm gonna break something. I NEED to break something.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Son of a fuckin' bitch! I'm gonna break something. I NEED to break something.

You can break Cloudy's husband's head open.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You just don't get it do you? I thought you were thick but you're just apathetic. It doesn't matter what I say so stop expecting me to say things I don't feel.
Stop playing on my guilt and using my words against me.
For someone who claims to help me, you have a funny way of showing it. You thrive on making me feel worse and then blame others.
Grow the fuck up.

 

[logophile]

I'm starting to freak out a little here. I have to be ready to take the four kids to the water park in two hours and if I need to find someone else to help me, I wish you would just tell me so I can get my stuff done.

 

[sophia jane]

I'm glad that's done. So, what now?

 

[sophia jane]

Oh! I almost forgot. I had a dream about Lucky and Vella last night. They came over to give me advice on my love life.

 

[Belegon]

aww c'mon....

now you're reading my cel phone text messages and dialed and received calls in the morning before I wake up?

give me a fucking break...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

aww c'mon....

now you're reading my cel phone text messages and dialed and received calls in the morning before I wake up?

give me a fucking break...

Has she gone through your email yet?

 

[maggot420]

you know its going to be a bad day when this is your horoscope...

Today: Your death is looming so enjoy what little time you have left. Try to avoid trains and other people as this will surely decrease your life span. Retire to a basement or shed and live out what little time you have left.

Love: No body loves you because your just too bossy. If you are looking for love, you were born at the wrong time. Who could possibly love you? Try settling! Your personality is nothing special, in fact I'd rather date a transsexual gorilla then spend a minute listening to you spew information about your pointless and boring life.

 

[cloudy]

aww c'mon....

now you're reading my cel phone text messages and dialed and received calls in the morning before I wake up?

give me a fucking break...

Welcome to my world, although I hate to see anyone else in it.

 

[maggot420]

there are days when i wake up wicked
there are days when i don't wake up at all