Isolated Blurt Thread

[logophile]

Wake Up!!

 

[cloudy]

Idiots on the GB are actually making fun of the situation in N.O., and waiting with bated breath for "coffins to float."

What is wrong with people?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Idiots on the GB are actually making fun of the situation in N.O., and waiting with bated breath for "coffins to float."

What is wrong with people?

I swear girl, if you don't stay out of the GB I'm going to come down there and let loose on your ass!!!!

 

[cloudy]

I swear girl, if you don't stay out of the GB I'm going to come down there and let loose on your ass!!!!

I've lost all faith in humanity, what little bit I still had.

(it's boring in here lately....no one around)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I've lost all faith in humanity, what little bit I still had.

(it's boring in here lately....no one around)

No excuses.
There are very few humans over there....some with brains even.

I think we need to drive to Canada on our road trip and smuggle a squirrel over the border.

 

[cloudy]

No excuses.
There are very few humans over there....some with brains even.

I think we need to drive to Canada on our road trip and smuggle a squirrel over the border.

Or just smuggle me over that way. I swear, I just need to get away.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Or just smuggle me over that way. I swear, I just need to get away.

Sweetie if it was in my power you would be free.
Maybe we can do an exchange over the border, you for her.

 

[cloudy]

Sweetie if it was in my power you would be free.
Maybe we can do an exchange over the border, you for her.

At least he's at work today. Sad, isn't it, when something that small just makes your whole fucking day.

I need to go back to sleep.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

At least he's at work today. Sad, isn't it, when something that small just makes your whole fucking day.

I need to go back to sleep.

Happy day for you....and Spidey is in school.....woohoo.
My son has orientation today.

 

[Dar~]

Cloudy, I wish there was soemthing I could do to help you. Your situation sucks all around.

Mornin' Abs.

Blurt: I am too damned Achy, How do I get this achy when I didn't do anything yesterday?

 

[sophia jane]

Blurt: you've got to be fucking kidding me!?

 

[The_Darkness]

Blurt: Keep your goddamn kids out of my driveway!

 

[RebeccaLeah]

WHOOP!!!!
*fingers crossed*

 

[Matadore]

Don't ya just hate it when that happens?

 

[Dar~]

I have eye boogers.

 

[Guest]

 

[Celtic Princess]

I'm tired of pain-


I'm tired of having pain. I'm tired of being in pain. I'm tired of talking about my pain. I'm tired of anticipating my pain. I'm tired of trying to find a way out of being in pain.



*adjusts ice pack and pulls covers over head*

 

[Guest]

10 gecko's on the porch last night
oatmeal is paste with texture
im allergic to spiders
IT'S FUCKEN HOT HERE
but ive got ac
im thinking of writing country tunes...shoot me.

 

[4degrees]

five long ass days.

sniff

 

[Celtic Princess]

five long ass days.

sniff

*passes tissue*

 

[McKenna]

Once I was kissed in a park in Luxembourg by a stranger with whom I had no language in common.


"Sprechen sie Deutsch?"

"Nein. Spreekt U Nederlands?"

"Non. Parlez-vouz Français?"

"No. ¿Usted habla español?"

"Non."

"Do you speak English?"

"No. Café.? Kaffee? Ja?" he asked while miming the action of sipping coffee and gesturing in the direction of downtown Luxembourg City.

"No," I said with a smile and shook my head.


And then he kissed me.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Once I was kissed in a park in Luxembourg by a stranger with whom I had no language in common.


"Sprechen sie Deutsch?"

"Nein. Spreekt U Nederlands?"

"Non. Parlez-vouz Français?"

"No. ¿Usted habla español?"

"Non."

"Do you speak English?"

"No. Café.? Kaffee? Ja?" he asked while miming the action of sipping coffee and gesturing in the direction of downtown Luxembourg City.

"No," I said with a smile and shook my head.


And then he kissed me.

If I pretend not to speak english can I kiss you too?

 

[Guest]

If I pretend not to speak english can I kiss you too?

bad duck, go to your room.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It's vella, where's my giant flyswatter????

 

[cheerful_deviant]

bad duck, go to your room.

Do I get a spanking first?