Isolated Blurt Thread

[impressive]

aww c'mon....

now you're reading my cel phone text messages and dialed and received calls in the morning before I wake up?

give me a fucking break...

New text msg to Bel:

That was SO good, baby. Again, please?

Note to self: Send draft at 6am Eastern.

 

[4degrees]

four to go.

 

[Dar~]

New text msg to Bel:



Note to self: Send draft at 6am Eastern.

I was thinking more along the lines of "hey, you really are a paranoid delusional freak.. WTF checking your sweet loyal husband's calls like he's some sort of cheat. get yourself checked out."

 

[sophia jane]

I was thinking more along the lines of "hey, you really are a paranoid delusional freak.. WTF checking your sweet loyal husband's calls like he's some sort of cheat. get yourself checked out."

Lol.

I was going with Imp and wanting to send something naughty, like "I haven't come like that in years. Thanks."

 

[impressive]

I was thinking more along the lines of "hey, you really are a paranoid delusional freak.. WTF checking your sweet loyal husband's calls like he's some sort of cheat. get yourself checked out."

*snort*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I was going to say...."Thanks for the extra $$$ I can finally become the woman I need to be.".

 

[Dar~]

"...i mean, what is she so jealous about anyway, it's not like she can give you cock anyway."

 

[sophia jane]

"...i mean, what is she so jealous about anyway, it's not like she can give you cock anyway."

Carson should send that.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Solitaire is addictive as well as a pathetic form of time mis-management.

 

[cloudy]

"...i mean, what is she so jealous about anyway, it's not like she can give you cock anyway."

"Baby, next time should I wear the maid's uniform or the leather?"

 

[ABSTRUSE]

"Baby, next time should I wear the maid's uniform or the leather?"

or
"I can't get the duct tape off my arms completely and I have rug burns on my ass."

 

[cloudy]

or
"I can't get the duct tape off my arms completely and I have rug burns on my ass."

"What a kinky thing you are! Next time, you bring the toys."

 

[ABSTRUSE]

"What a kinky thing you are! Next time, you bring the toys."

"I think I chipped a tooth."

 

[cloudy]

"I think I chipped a tooth."

"Where did you put that handcuff key?"

 

[ABSTRUSE]

"Where did you put that handcuff key?"

"ITS A GIRL!!!"

 

[cloudy]

"ITS A GIRL!!!"

Oh, Jeez....you win.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, Jeez....you win.

PMSL.

 

[McKenna]

there are days when i wake up wicked
there are days when i don't wake up at all

there are times when i feel you listening
and then there are those times i'm talking to the wall

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Somedays, I wonder what on earth got into me when I said I wanted kids. This is one of those days.

(Don't get me wrong. I love them bunches, but some days they get on my last nerve.)

 

[Guest]

 

[impressive]

there are times when i feel you listening
and then there are those times i'm talking to the wall

there are months when you shower me with attention
and then there are months when you never call

 

[lil_elvis]

Somedays, I wonder what on earth got into me when I said I wanted kids. This is one of those days.

(Don't get me wrong. I love them bunches, but some days they get on my last nerve.)

Then they grow up and you wonder where the time went.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It's like the knight in Monty Python's Holy Grail.....the more you hack off a limb, the less they notice.

Tis a mere scratch.

 

[The_Darkness]

Don't you hate it when you get parts of yourself stuck in a zipper?

 

[McKenna]

It's like the knight in Monty Python's Holy Grail.....the more you hack off a limb, the less they notice.

Tis a mere scratch.

Come back and fight like a man!