Isolated Blurt Thread

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Belegon said:
aww c'mon....

now you're reading my cel phone text messages and dialed and received calls in the morning before I wake up?

give me a fucking break...

New text msg to Bel:

That was SO good, baby. Again, please?

Note to self: Send draft at 6am Eastern. ;)
 
impressive said:
New text msg to Bel:



Note to self: Send draft at 6am Eastern. ;)


I was thinking more along the lines of "hey, you really are a paranoid delusional freak.. WTF checking your sweet loyal husband's calls like he's some sort of cheat. get yourself checked out."
 
Dar~ said:
I was thinking more along the lines of "hey, you really are a paranoid delusional freak.. WTF checking your sweet loyal husband's calls like he's some sort of cheat. get yourself checked out."


Lol.

I was going with Imp and wanting to send something naughty, like "I haven't come like that in years. Thanks."
 
Dar~ said:
I was thinking more along the lines of "hey, you really are a paranoid delusional freak.. WTF checking your sweet loyal husband's calls like he's some sort of cheat. get yourself checked out."

*snort*
 
I was going to say...."Thanks for the extra $$$ I can finally become the woman I need to be.".
 
"...i mean, what is she so jealous about anyway, it's not like she can give you cock anyway."
 
Dar~ said:
"...i mean, what is she so jealous about anyway, it's not like she can give you cock anyway."

"Baby, next time should I wear the maid's uniform or the leather?"
 
cloudy said:
"Baby, next time should I wear the maid's uniform or the leather?"
or
"I can't get the duct tape off my arms completely and I have rug burns on my ass."
 
ABSTRUSE said:
or
"I can't get the duct tape off my arms completely and I have rug burns on my ass."

"What a kinky thing you are! Next time, you bring the toys."
 
maggot420 said:
there are days when i wake up wicked
there are days when i don't wake up at all

there are times when i feel you listening
and then there are those times i'm talking to the wall
 
Somedays, I wonder what on earth got into me when I said I wanted kids. This is one of those days.

(Don't get me wrong. I love them bunches, but some days they get on my last nerve.)
 
McKenna said:
there are times when i feel you listening
and then there are those times i'm talking to the wall

there are months when you shower me with attention
and then there are months when you never call
 
CrimsonMaiden said:
Somedays, I wonder what on earth got into me when I said I wanted kids. This is one of those days.

(Don't get me wrong. I love them bunches, but some days they get on my last nerve.)

Then they grow up and you wonder where the time went.
 
It's like the knight in Monty Python's Holy Grail.....the more you hack off a limb, the less they notice.

Tis a mere scratch.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
It's like the knight in Monty Python's Holy Grail.....the more you hack off a limb, the less they notice.

Tis a mere scratch.


Come back and fight like a man!
 
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