Isolated Blurt Thread

[The_Darkness]

ignore, ignore, ignore, report bad post, report bad post, ignore, ignore, report, report....somebody make it all go away!!!

Beat your head into your desk. I find that if you do it enough, the sensation is almost....soothing.....

 

[DrFreud]

Nothing like hitting the nail on the head.
Fuck you very much Ikea!

 

[The_Darkness]

Nothing like hitting the nail on the head.
Fuck you very much Ikea!

I had to read that like three times to make sure you didn't say "Nothing like hitting the nail with your head."

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Today would be a good day to just disappear, change my name and not really exist.

 

[cloudy]

Today would be a good day to just disappear, change my name and not really exist.

Can I go with you?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Can I go with you?

You're driving, remember?

 

[cloudy]

You're driving, remember?

Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

I'm going to be Betty Kablonski, a mass transit worker from DeMoine.

 

[cloudy]

I'm going to be Betty Kablonski, a mass transit worker from DeMoine.

Not sure what name for me.....but I sorta like the name of one of my ancestors: Going Snake.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Not sure what name for me.....but I sorta like the name of one of my ancestors: Going Snake.

Like a modern day Lone Ranger and Tonto except we are bitches and aren't saving anyone's asses but out own....cool.
First stop for cigs and coffee, then lunch, then I need a tattoo and then some leather goods...then drinks.

 

[cloudy]

Like a modern day Lone Ranger and Tonto except we are bitches and aren't saving anyone's asses but out own....cool.
First stop for cigs and coffee, then lunch, then I need a tattoo and then some leather goods...then drinks.

I'm good on the tats, but I'll watch while you get yours.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm good on the tats, but I'll watch while you get yours.

Watch? You're going to help hold me down while I scream like a sissy girl and curse out loud.

 

[cloudy]

Watch? You're going to help hold me down while I scream like a sissy girl and curse out loud.

It's not that bad, I promise. I went to sleep while the guy did my last one......'course, it took awhile, though.

 

[logophile]

Damn. I'm good.

 

[Dar~]

I'm good on the tats, but I'll watch while you get yours.

Sadist.

Anyone want to loan me their eye. I can't see around this thing on mine.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It's not that bad, I promise. I went to sleep while the guy did my last one......'course, it took awhile, though.

Well if I could give birth twice, this should be a piece of cake....but I'm still going to curse.

Where should we go first?......Philly for the tattoo, I have a connection, then wherever.

 

[logophile]

Well if I could give birth twice, this should be a piece of cake....but I'm still going to curse.

Where should we go first?......Philly for the tattoo, I have a connection, then wherever.

Abs, if you gave birth with no medication, a tattoo will be easy for you. I'd say that the hardest part of mine was still no worse than a contraction at 3 cms. A breeze, really.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Abs, if you gave birth with no medication, a tattoo will be easy for you. I'd say that the hardest part of mine was still no worse than a contraction at 3 cms. A breeze, really.

First one I was awake, he was a preemie and in a hurry. Second was a cesaerian and I was blissfully knocked out.

With all the blood work I've had a tat should be a breeze...but I'm still wimpy sometimes.

Are you still good?

 

[logophile]

Are you still good?

Thanks for asking.

I'm fucking amazing, actually.

 

[logophile]

Where's Sophie, by the way?
Anyone seen her yet today?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Thanks for asking.

I'm fucking amazing, actually.

I'll make note of that.

Haven't seen Sophie, maybe she got lucky?

 

[ElizabethWest]

Nothing like hitting the nail on the head.
Fuck you very much Ikea!

Uh oh. This is my fault, isn't it?

 

[sophia jane]

I'll make note of that.

Haven't seen Sophie, maybe she got lucky?

Not in a sexual sense. I do however get to sleep in until 10:30, which was almost as good as sex. Actually better since my sex drive is still MIA.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Not in a sexual sense. I do however get to sleep in until 10:30, which was almost as good as sex. Actually better since my sex drive is still MIA.

You need donuts and me.

 

[sophia jane]

You need donuts and me.

Always.