Isolated Blurt Thread

[damppanties]

Damn, and here I thought you two were talking about Vajazzling.

My wife does that once in a while, then surprises me with it.

Your wife does what? Decorates her vagina with gems?

Shouldn't that be "I just big bad Googled"...?

No. Big, bad is only for Google+ (Evil incarnate).

 

[slyc_willie]

Your wife does what? Decorates her vagina with gems?

Well, plastic ones, but it's a damn cute effect. There's a whole line of them.

They can look something like this:

 

[Handley_Page]

Damn, and here I thought you two were talking about Vajazzling.

My wife does that once in a while, then surprises me with it.

What a pleasant surprise.

I had to look the word up. When I discovered what it was, it made me think of a tattoo written just on the bikini line of a young female in the newspapers (famous for being famous as far as I could see).
It said "Lucky You"
My first thought of her was 'what an arrogant bitch'.

 

[damppanties]

Well, plastic ones, but it's a damn cute effect. There's a whole line of them.

Cute! I assume they're meant to be taken off before... well, you know. I mean, jewels have sharp edges! Even those plastic ones.

 

[slyc_willie]

Cute! I assume they're meant to be taken off before... well, you know. I mean, jewels have sharp edges! Even those plastic ones.

If placed well, they don't get in the way . . . although I've scratched the tip of my nose on a few. In general, they'll stay affixed for a few days before beginning to fall off in the shower (dependent upon how much a woman scrubs that area).

I find the whole effect very cute and endearing. It shows me my wife is still a playful nymph.

 

[damppanties]

If placed well, they don't get in the way . . . although I've scratched the tip of my nose on a few. In general, they'll stay affixed for a few days before beginning to fall off in the shower (dependent upon how much a woman scrubs that area).

I find the whole effect very cute and endearing. It shows me my wife is still a playful nymph.

Oh, wow. A few days is good. I would have thought it would stay for a few hours at most.

In related news, I just discovered that there's a male equivalent. Pejazzle. Some of those images in a google image search for the word are just wrong... cannot be unseen.

 

[NaokoSmith]

If placed well, they don't get in the way . . . although I've scratched the tip of my nose on a few. In general, they'll stay affixed for a few days before beginning to fall off in the shower (dependent upon how much a woman scrubs that area).

I find the whole effect very cute and endearing. It shows me my wife is still a playful nymph.

Oh, wow. A few days is good. I would have thought it would stay for a few hours at most.

In related news, I just discovered that there's a male equivalent. Pejazzle. Some of those images in a google image search for the word are just wrong... cannot be unseen.

OMG! Willie, that is the most endearingly sly reveal of a very sexy activity.

Pejazzle, huh. But the intrepid fashionista HP has discovered that vejazzling is passé and shared this in Naked Party!
is my rating for this activity:
http://gawker.com/5588325/meet-your-...trend-twattoos
_

 

[NaokoSmith]

Okay, so I just googled and found this: http://www.southernspeakers.net/2013/02/adding-followers-gadget-in-blogger-post.html

It works.

OMG, you are right! You are my total heroine, I love you and want to marry you!



I did find this in an earlier Google search and tried it but I realise now I did it all wrong in my typical MILFy fashion. I really need some nice technically minded person to stand by my side while I do these things and breathe the instructions in my ear.

Now I just have to figure out how to not follow my own blog, as I seem to have inadvertently signed up to it myself while trying to figure this out ...

 

[damppanties]

OMG, you are right! You are my total heroine, I love you and want to marry you!



I did find this in an earlier Google search and tried it but I realise now I did it all wrong in my typical MILFy fashion. I really need some nice technically minded person to stand by my side while I do these things and breathe the instructions in my ear.

Now I just have to figure out how to not follow my own blog, as I seem to have inadvertently signed up to it myself while trying to figure this out ...

Okay. Let's do it.

Here, I would write instructions on unfollowing but a little apprehensive about what kind of proposal that would earn me.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Minecraft porn... (it's a blocky video game where you dig and build things)

 

[NaokoSmith]

Okay. Let's do it.

Here, I would write instructions on unfollowing but a little apprehensive about what kind of proposal that would earn me.

Dampy, I am your willing slave.

(I actually have managed to work out how to unfollow , but perhaps we could role play me not knowing and you telling me? )

 

[NaokoSmith]

Minecraft porn... (it's a blocky video game where you dig and build things)

LOL, you must tell the boys in Naked Party, they are already excited enough about building the bar in Minecraft - the prospect of a co-worker like this to help them will make them completely overheat.

 

[NaokoSmith]

(Actual isolated blurt)

I just love it when I spend most of the day from 5 or 6 am till 10 - 12 at night cleaning, and I just really did get the kitchen clean, and Someone comes home and says *whiny self-sacrificing voice* "Do you think 'we' could clean these carpets? I suppose I could do it myself."

Do you know what, I suppose you could. I suppose I could even give you the address of the place to go and hire a carpet cleaning machine, and I suppose you could take time out of your work to go and pick it up and pay for it out of your money instead of my money. Wouldn't that be the best fun in the whole wide world!

 

[TxRad]

(Actual isolated blurt)

I just love it when I spend most of the day from 5 or 6 am till 10 - 12 at night cleaning, and I just really did get the kitchen clean, and Someone comes home and says *whiny self-sacrificing voice* "Do you think 'we' could clean these carpets? I suppose I could do it myself."

Do you know what, I suppose you could. I suppose I could even give you the address of the place to go and hire a carpet cleaning machine, and I suppose you could take time out of your work to go and pick it up and pay for it out of your money instead of my money. Wouldn't that be the best fun in the whole wide world!

As my old granny used to say: A rolling pin is worth a whole lot of words. And if you pat it on your hand just right, none of them need to be spoken.

 

[damppanties]

Dampy, I am your willing slave.

That's one for the vanity sig!

(Sorry you had a bad-ish day.)

 

[Handley_Page]

We caught nowt, but in my case, I got sunburned.

So sat in the garden with a coffee, there's Mrs Blackbird (it might even have been Clarissa) hopping or running round the garden; less that six feet from us. I think she had a youngster in tow, 'cos she'd vanish into the undergrowth with some morsel in her beak, only to pop out seconds later.

It's been a good day.

 

[damppanties]

I'm feeling munchy but there's nothing at home I want to nibble on right now.

 

[slyc_willie]

I'm feeling munchy but there's nothing at home I want to nibble on right now.

Send me your address; I'll jump into my home-made teleporter.

* * * *

Grrr. The series is tied. One game left. Historically, my boys have always shone in the finals when it comes down to the wire, but I can't deny I'm nervous about it. The San Antonio Spurs could go down in history as one of an elite few NBA teams to have at least one member with five championship rings.

Come on, Tim, you can do it.

 

[damppanties]

Send me your address; I'll jump into my home-made teleporter.

I, um, just ate mayonnaise sandwiches.

You're still welcome though. I wouldn't deny you your adventure.

 

[slyc_willie]

I, um, just ate mayonnaise sandwiches.

You're still welcome though. I wouldn't deny you your adventure.

Mayonnaise sandwiches? As in, with nothing else? My mother used to eat those . . . .

Given my luck, if I stepped into a teleport machine, I'd be the next Seth Brundle.

 

[NaokoSmith]

As my old granny used to say: A rolling pin is worth a whole lot of words. And if you pat it on your hand just right, none of them need to be spoken.

, Tx. I might borrow hers, although there would be a great temptation to use it for more than hand-patting.

That's one for the vanity sig!

(Sorry you had a bad-ish day.)

- Naoko 'Bananas' Smith dancing and tinkling her chain! Yay, I finally got quoted in a sig! I made the grade! I am your more than willing slave!

We caught nowt, but in my case, I got sunburned.

So sat in the garden with a coffee, there's Mrs Blackbird (it might even have been Clarissa) hopping or running round the garden; less that six feet from us. I think she had a youngster in tow, 'cos she'd vanish into the undergrowth with some morsel in her beak, only to pop out seconds later.

It's been a good day.

, how lovely. I sometimes hear a blackbird in the garden - followed by gentle crunching noises from the cat (just kidding! she's too fat to move these days, grrrr).

I'm feeling munchy but there's nothing at home I want to nibble on right now.

Send me your address; I'll jump into my home-made teleporter.

Hey, get in line! The willing slave gets munched on first, or the rolling pin comes out.

 

[damppanties]

Mayonnaise sandwiches? As in, with nothing else? My mother used to eat those . . . .

Given my luck, if I stepped into a teleport machine, I'd be the next Seth Brundle.

Yes, mayonnaise sandwiches with nothing else. My guilty pleasure.

I have no idea who or what Seth Brundle is. But fine. Be that way. Tell me you'll be here and then make excuses.

 

[damppanties]

- Naoko 'Bananas' Smith dancing and tinkling her chain! Yay, I finally got quoted in a sig! I made the grade! I am your more than willing slave!

Hey, get in line! The willing slave gets munched on first, or the rolling pin comes out.

Something tells me this slave thing is going to be very enjoyable.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Something tells me this slave thing is going to be very enjoyable.

I think so too. *tinkle tinkle*

 

[slyc_willie]

Hey, get in line! The willing slave gets munched on first, or the rolling pin comes out.

Slave? Hmm. I could work with that.

Yes, mayonnaise sandwiches with nothing else. My guilty pleasure.

I have no idea who or what Seth Brundle is. But fine. Be that way. Tell me you'll be here and then make excuses.

*gasp!* You don't know who Seth Brundle is? The Fly?

Something tells me this slave thing is going to be very enjoyable.

I think so too. *tinkle tinkle*