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My thoughts on sending my children to the big Boatnik carnival with the mother and grandfather of their friends...
"I'm going to want those back in the same condition in which I'm giving them to you."
Why is it that when they aren't directly under my wings, they seem so very small and vulnerable? It matters not that the 11 year old daughter is two inches taller than me or the 6 year old son is not a great deal shorter than I am...I am supermom and I will kill grown grizzlies with my bare hands if they threaten my babies.
But Mommmmm......![]()
No lip! I brought you into this world, I can take you out!

Now where have I heard that before? Oh yeah,I said it to mine on more than one occasion.
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I feel like I'm the only person in my family who isn't allowed to speak up when I'm being treated unfairly.![]()
I had to turn down sparring the other day because I was overheating...![]()

I didn't think I'd like it, but I surprised myself....I'm a lot more violently inclined than I thought.![]()
Ya right....
I know you would knock me out, cuz I couldn't keep my eyes on your eyes or your hands. Just sayin'.

The weapons of boobage would keep you distracted so that I could use my awesome ninja powers on you.![]()

But you have to catch us first.![]()
I thought the common wisdom was "A man chases a woman until she catches him."
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You're not supposed to know that!![]()
You forget I'm not like other men