Isolated Blurt Thread

[bluebell]

I wish I could be more straight with her.

You will get there. One day you'll snap and start whacking her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and thennnnnn she'll geddit.
Either that or she'll never pee on the floor again.
That newspaper trick comes in handy for so many reasons, I guess.

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unrelated:



Over. The. Rhine.
*happy meltiness*

 

[CeriseNoire]

Ouch, that keeps rubbing against my ribs

Other blurt: that song is still stuck in my head.

 

[togitc]

Story posted, YAY! Check out the link in the sig.

On another note: They are home, I missed them so much.

 

[damppanties]

You will get there. One day you'll snap and start whacking her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and thennnnnn she'll geddit.
Either that or she'll never pee on the floor again.
That newspaper trick comes in handy for so many reasons, I guess.

How did you know it was about that?

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I rather liked living on my own.

 

[Tarakin]

I fucking do the best I can.

I will not bite back at the delusional dipshit.
I will not bite back at the delusional dipshit.
I will not bite back at the delusional dipshit...

* Hugs *

 

[oggbashan]

Grandparents can be mean

Today we were looking after our infant granddaughter for the morning.

She has been constipated and wasn't feeling very well. She slept most of the time with us, ate her lunch and was then collected by her father.

Twenty minutes after her return home father rang asking for an emergency top-up of nappies. She had filled four between getting home and his phone call.

We thought that was amusing (but did remedy the deficiency).

Og

PS. Perhaps we shouldn't have given her so much fruit

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Today we were looking after our infant granddaughter for the morning.

She has been constipated and wasn't feeling very well. She slept most of the time with us, ate her lunch and was then collected by her father.

Twenty minutes after her return home father rang asking for an emergency top-up of nappies. She had filled four between getting home and his phone call.

We thought that was amusing (but did remedy the deficiency).

Og

PS. Perhaps we shouldn't have given her so much fruit

Perhaps her parents should have been giving her more . . .

 

[CeriseNoire]

,,,...;;;!!!,,,...;;;???
Sorry, just making sure these things still existed.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

It's 108 degrees here, and I just want to jump into an ice-cold swimming pool.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

It's 108 degrees here, and I just want to jump into an ice-cold swimming pool.

Given a choice between heat and hurricane . . .

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Lived through two hurricanes and the worst tornado of my life back in the day. I was in Atlanta at the time of that killer tornado and my Aunt and I stood and watched that wind take the deck chairs up and carry them far, far away across the hill. We just laughed. It was so surreal.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Lived through two hurricanes and the worst tornado of my life back in the day. I was in Atlanta at the time of that killer tornado and my Aunt and I stood and watched that wind take the deck chairs up and carry them far, far away across the hill. We just laughed. It was so surreal.

Sounds like a Dali come to life.

 

[SapphicTides]

i'm too drunk to find the mood thread...
but...totally pissed off doesn't even begin to sum it up

 

[rgraham666]

i'm too drunk to find the mood thread...
but...totally pissed off doesn't even begin to sum it up

*HUGS*

 

[SapphicTides]

*HUGS*

*hugs back*
thanks sweet

 

[rgraham666]

Damn! When is that going to stop hurting?

 

[bluebell]

How did you know it was about that?

How would I not know about that?
I remember about stoopid, time-sucking leeches.

I rather liked living on my own.

I'm telling you. Garbage can.

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Still tripping that I talked to Linford Detweiler. Godddd. I was such a goof, too.
Oh well. I suppose there's no cure for social ungraces.

 

[maggot420]

How would I not know about that?
I remember about stoopid, time-sucking leaches.


I'm telling you. Garbage can.

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Still tripping that I talked to Linford Detweiler. Godddd. I was such a goof, too.
Oh well. I suppose there's no cure for social ungraces.

Yes there is a cure for that. Gin & tonics.

 

[CeriseNoire]

Obama and McCain paper dolls?! Creepy...

 

[Chantilyvamp]

i'm too drunk to find the mood thread...
but...totally pissed off doesn't even begin to sum it up

 

[damppanties]

How would I not know about that?
I remember about stoopid, time-sucking leaches.

Leeeech.

I'm telling you. Garbage can.

Or recycle bin?
I should invest in a bigger garbage can. Hmmm.
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What am I doing awake?

 

[JagFarlane]

What am I doing awake?

I ask myself that every morning...only to have to remind myself that the military looooves making its people drive in during dark hours

 

[hollyocks]

yipeee sun's out now

 

[starrkers]

Don't see that too often - dangerous road condition warnings on the TV for snow and ice.

Yes, folks, it's bloody freezing!

 

[bluebell]

Yes there is a cure for that. Gin & tonics.

That's your cure for almost anything, leetle vyrus.
Mostly.

Leeeech.

*four letter curse word*
Fixed.
I hate when I do that.

Or recycle bin?
I should invest in a bigger garbage can. Hmmm.


What am I doing awake?

How about a chinchilla cage?


What was I doing awake all night?
We suffered together and didn't even know it.