Isolated Blurt Thread

[togitc]

(Best read with a horrible imitation of a british accent)

So I'm sitting there, right, and this bird totters up to me and says, 'oi fancy a fuck?'

Naturally, i gave her a go. So's afterwards I realized this is the same bird I who gave me mate a go whiles back. In that tick i sees that me mates name is all scractched on her tit.

What's a bloke to do?

Side from calling her tomorrow that is.

 

[togitc]

There are all these crush threads... does anyone have a crush on me?

 

[sincerely_helene]

If you didn't mean it that way, you wouldn't keep on doing it.

 

[rgraham666]

Snarl and sigh.

 

[ibhard]

i'm such a dork. i don't know when someone is flirting with me online.

 

[Aurora Black]

Life is good, but it also hurts like hell.

 

[Aurora Black]

5,000 posts!!! Hell yeah!

 

[ibhard]

*is still sleepy* going back to bed.
i can. it's sunday.

 

[ElenaBeautyRus]

I think it will very interesting for you!!!!!!!

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[zeb1094]

Spam...spam...spam...spam

 

[TxRad]

Spam...spam...spam...spam

yeap.... all over the board this morning.... been reporting it as I see it..... Morning Zeb.....

 

[Harry Leg]

I want to know who Harry Leg is, how bout it Harry?

I want to know who Harry Leg is too

 

[Guest]

Feh.

Just plain feh.

 

[carsonshepherd]

omg that was the worst trip to Walmart EVER. Like there can be a good one, but still....

 

[damppanties]

Raspberry tea instead of cold coffee because I can't have coffee cos of the meds I'm talking. I feel so deprived!!

 

[zeb1094]

yeap.... all over the board this morning.... been reporting it as I see it..... Morning Zeb.....

Marnin' Tex

 

[Noor]

I want to know who Harry Leg is too

Okay, I will be a bit clearer

I would like to know who else Harry Leg is

 

[Liar]

Aaaaaaargh!

God damn useless piece of manure! I don't have time for this kind of crap.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Feh.

Just plain feh.

*nuzzles*


Unrelated:

It's remarkable how much you do with so little.

 

[BlackShanglan]

God damn useless piece of manure! I don't have time for this kind of crap.

Oops, sorry about that.

Please don't make me wear those hideous horse-diaper things.

 

[impressive]

Son of a fuckin' bitch! That reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally pisses me off.

 

[Aurora Black]

That heart-ripping scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom? That's me, right now.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Well aren't we a cheery bunch today?

*ducks shower of thrown vegetables*

 

[Aurora Black]

Well aren't we a cheery bunch today?

*ducks shower of thrown vegetables*

Save the carrots. They'll keep your coat shiny.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Well aren't we a cheery bunch today?

*ducks shower of thrown vegetables*

Hey, I'm cheery. Now that I've had a nap, I'm ready to roll.

Seriously.

ZZZZZZzzzzzz *thud*