Isolated Blurt Thread

[carsonshepherd]

I don't fucking need this.

 

[Guest]

Why am I blessed with the most succulent and desirable flesh in the world - from a mosquito's point of view? That's one form of admiration I could live without.

No, can't be you. They love ME (and I have the scars to prove it).

I am also beloved of fleas. I do not return this affection.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Don't be sad.

 

[Guest]

unrelated:

I am going to be stuck at a truck stop in Amarillo ALL bloody friggin day on sunday... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[TxRad]

unrelated:

I am going to be stuck at a truck stop in Amarillo ALL bloody friggin day on sunday... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Related:

Damn, that's the wrong end of Texas.....

My condolences.... I've been to Amarillo..... which is Armadillo spelled wrong....

 

[Guest]

Related:

Damn, that's the wrong end of Texas.....

My condolences.... I've been to Amarillo..... which is Armadillo spelled wrong....

Well this time its across 40....
last time it was across 20... omgoodness... I wanted to shoot myself

 

[Guest]

Ohhhh and further... I may have to spend three weeks in Mineral Wells TX in August... I know... August there... I must be nuts... ugh...LOL

 

[carsonshepherd]

You'd be surprised at what I remember about you.

 

[joeys-game]

Whatever.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Go Junior, Go!! (Yes, I'm watching the NASCAR race.)

 

[blackhaus7]

Go Junior, Go!! (Yes, I'm watching the NASCAR race.)

He went.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

He went.

Yes he did. Whoohoo!!

 

[BlackShanglan]

You'd be surprised at what I remember about you.

Crap. Not the, um ... crap.

Can you be bribed?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Crap. Not the, um ... crap.

Can you be bribed?

No, but I can be begged.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Fuck me.
No, really.
Fuck me.
Raw, real, natural as the day is long.
Just do it.

 

[Guest]

Fuck me.
No, really.
Fuck me.
Raw, real, natural as the day is long.
Just do it.

ok

 

[lucky-E-leven]

ok

Don't tease me, blondie. I need you.

 

[Guest]

Don't tease me, blondie. I need you.

You have me.
and my heart

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You have me.
and my heart

I sometimes wonder if you have any clue about how deep my desires run.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Fuck, get a room!

 

[carsonshepherd]

And in other news

I want you. I need you. Fucker.

 

[Harry Leg]

there is an angel that sleeps,
breathing softly in my ear
and the love that flows through her
and into me
fills my heart so utterly, so completely
that my only fear
is that it now beats so strongly, so loudly
it might wake her from her dreams

 

[Noor]

I want to know who Harry Leg is, how bout it Harry?

 

[BlackShanglan]

No, but I can be begged.

*grovels*

*grovels again, but this time with beer*

 

[matriarch]

unrelated:

I am going to be stuck at a truck stop in Amarillo ALL bloody friggin day on sunday... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Although you have my sincere condolences, I have to ask.......WHY?????