ISO Wisdom

[Cheri]

As I near another birthday, I've been thinking of wisdom and how much of it I may have attained in my 30 years on this planet. Let's all sit in a circle and share what things we've learned in this life. Then we'll have a nice big group hug (gag).

 

[Ambrosious]

I've learned

To wash my hands after eating Dorito's and before putting in my contacts. I still have trouble with that eye.

 

[Shylady]

I learned when you are checking to see if a babies diaper is wet, to look inside first.


Now where is my hug?

 

[ericred50]

I have learned never to tell a lie, always tell the truth, because if you don't, you will be caught out.
Can't wait for the big circle to hug you all.

 

[Isolde]

To read the labels on the clothes BEFORE you wash them. Oh well, my eight year old sister has a better wardrobe than she used to have.

I'm with the others...hugs!

 

[bluntforcemama]

LOL

That the world is a lot smaller than we think!

 

[CreamyLady]

That the off button is there to be used, and the relief it gives is out of all proportion to its size.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Perspective

That there are at least two sides to every story and none of them are ever the absolute truth.

MP

 

[Purple Haze]

We are all perverts.

Some of us will admit it.

 

[R Nitelight]

The Wisdom Of B Kliban

Never eat anything bigger than your head.