Is there a story prize for weirdness?

[maverickstud]

Okay, how about if I could pull off scribbling a genuinely enjoyable BDSM story that involved a porcupine, a leprechaun, several bassett hounds, and a redhead?
I'm not saying that I'm certain I could do it, but I was just wondering if there might be some potential prize, if I made the effort?

Not sure about the redhead - that might make it TOO weird,
Jack

 

[InnerDarkness]

Okay, how about if I could pull off scribbling a genuinely enjoyable BDSM story that involved a porcupine, a leprechaun, several bassett hounds, and a redhead?
I'm not saying that I'm certain I could do it, but I was just wondering if there might be some potential prize, if I made the effort?

Not sure about the redhead - that might make it TOO weird,
Jack

I say ya give it a whirl and see what comes of it. Perhaps the prize of accomplishing it would be enough

That, and I would love to see how you would work it all out!!

 

[Guest]

I'm not too sure. . .

but I believe Durt Gurl (et al.) is working on a story with a similar plot! (Speaking of weird . . .)

If you haven't perused any of her, ahem, literary works, you're in for a real treat!




Oh - and leave the redhead. I mean, give the leprechaun something to do!

 

[maverickstud]

Re: I'm not too sure. . .

but I believe Durt Gurl (et al.) is working on a story with a similar plot! (Speaking of weird . . .)

If you haven't perused any of her, ahem, literary works, you're in for a real treat!




Oh - and leave the redhead. I mean, give the leprechaun something to do!

Sarah,

Oh, puh-leeze! You cannot seriously expect me to believe that someone is working on a story with a leprechaun AND a porcupine!! A leprechaun, maybe - perhaps even a redhead - but no way it's got porcupines and bassett hounds, too!

By the way, I don't mean to be disgustingly shallow in focus here, but if that's really your picture...would you mind not decapitating yourself next time?

P.S. I'm wondering whether to work the porcupine in as part of a love triangle...or maybe the leprechaun could just use it as a torture device.

You see, you start these threads of twisted thought, and they just bloody run away with you.

Addicted to love,
Captain Jack

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: I'm not too sure. . .

. . . P.S. I'm wondering whether to work the porcupine in as part of a love triangle...or maybe the leprechaun could just use it as a torture device. . .

So you're saying the little prick can use the porcupine to give lots of little pricks?

 

[maverickstud]

Re: Re: Is there a story prize for weirdness?

I say ya give it a whirl and see what comes of it. Perhaps the prize of accomplishing it would be enough

That, and I would love to see how you would work it all out!!

Dear InnerDarkness,

Hey, I'D love to see how I'd work it all out, too! I mean, do you make the leprechaun a nice leprechaun, like the Lucky Charms guy, or make him kind of an evil leprechaun? The porcupine - is he a sub in dom's clothing, with a lot of identity issues - or maybe just a fairly traditional "anti-hero" type, like Clint Eastwood or Humphrey Bogart?

Just thinking,
Jack

 

[Quint]

Re: Re: Re: Is there a story prize for weirdness?

Dear InnerDarkness,

Hey, I'D love to see how I'd work it all out, too! I mean, do you make the leprechaun a nice leprechaun, like the Lucky Charms guy, or make him kind of an evil leprechaun? The porcupine - is he a sub in dom's clothing, with a lot of identity issues - or maybe just a fairly traditional "anti-hero" type, like Clint Eastwood or Humphrey Bogart?

Just thinking,
Jack

Well, all depends on what kinda category you're planning on sticking this thing into. I mean, naturally you're thinking "porcupines, basset hounds, it's a shoo-in for Extreme...or at the very least Non-Human." Well, I may be a radical, but I propose that porcupines are people too. And if you disagree, I challenge you to say that 5 times fast.

Really, having an evil leprechaun would woo you the fringe vote of "Erotic Horror," but if you're feeling a little more mainstream, I'm sure everyone would be sobbing into their conveniently-close-by Kleenexes for "The Tale of the Leprechaun's Loving (Redheaded, Submissive, President of Basset Fans Anonymous) Wife."

As you may tell by this post, my personal choice is Anal.

Punfully yours,
Quint

 

[maverickstud]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Is there a story prize for weirdness?

Well, all depends on what kinda category you're planning on sticking this thing into. I mean, naturally you're thinking "porcupines, basset hounds, it's a shoo-in for Extreme...or at the very least Non-Human." Well, I may be a radical, but I propose that porcupines are people too. And if you disagree, I challenge you to say that 5 times fast.

Really, having an evil leprechaun would woo you the fringe vote of "Erotic Horror," but if you're feeling a little more mainstream, I'm sure everyone would be sobbing into their conveniently-close-by Kleenexes for "The Tale of the Leprechaun's Loving (Redheaded, Submissive, President of Basset Fans Anonymous) Wife."

As you may tell by this post, my personal choice is Anal.

Punfully yours,
Quint

Quint,

I'm with you - porcupines are people, too.
Gosh, I don't see what would be so "extreme" about it - I mean, for all we know, it could just be a very pretty, romantic, ordinary love story.
Sure, it would lean toward "horror" if I made the leprechaun evil, but that's precisely why I'm more than a little reluctant to do that.
You see the redhead as the wife? I was thinking maybe one of the bassett hound's in that role...but I suppose I could re-work it. I had the redhead cast more as an interloper of some sort - witch, fairy godmother, something like that, right?
At any rate, thanks for your input - although I'm definitely not going for the "anal" classification.

Jack

 

[InnerDarkness]

My votes:

Little Green guy = on the nice side
Porcupine = the sub in Dom clothing is a nice twist....then you could focus on his/her "humanity" at some point...perhaps in a switch?

But the red head....I vote for a someone of a Fae persuasion....Slyph, general run of the mill Faerie/Fairy...something along those lines...but then again...thats MY fantasy realm creeping in, now isn't it LOL

I am sure you will work it out in the most tantalizing way

 

[maverickstud]

It's coming to me now

Okay, okay, I think I've got it. Go with me on this, and see if you can help me flesh out the sub-plots a bit.
The porcupine is a spy, or, maybe an assassin.
The leprechaun is a down-on-his-luck gambler, who befriends the porcupine (kind of like the character Tom Arnold played in "True Lies").
The redhead MAY be a spy herself, or she may simply be what she appears to be - a nymphomaniac, with a drinking problem - and possibly a terminally ill 7-year-old daughter.
The bassett hounds are a group of gangsters, who operate an underground night club where the redhead works as a hostess, and where the leprechaun has run up some sizeable gambling debts.
What do you think, huh?

Jack

 

[incubus_dark]

I'm sorry to have to tell you, but it's been done and in a Russian fairy tale no less.

Alright, the porcupine was a hedgehog recently created from a spare handsome prince (euro-trash porcupine).

The red head was a blonde princess, but the difference isn't enough to dodge copyright.

The hound was the faithfull assistant to the porcupine and the blond.

The dwarf was an evil little fellow who lusted for the blonde and caused all the trouble that fueled the plot.

Dwarf wants blonde, bewitches prince to porcupine, blonde rejects vile dwarf and runs away. Blonde discovers the porcupine's hide out and decides to hang out. Hound leads the blonde and the porcupine through the necessaries to reverse the porcupines lot. Humping and nuptuals take place and vengence is wrought upon the body of the unfortunate dwarf (who should have seen it coming as prejudices never let the dwarf win).

Still a hot new re-write might be interesting and who gets to do the puppy love bit?

 

[maverickstud]

Re: Re: Re: I'm not too sure. . .

So you're saying the little prick can use the porcupine to give lots of little pricks?

Actually, Sarah, I hadn't thought of it that way, but, damn, that's clever.

Jack

 

[maverickstud]

Pay attention!

I'm sorry to have to tell you, but it's been done and in a Russian fairy tale no less.

Alright, the porcupine was a hedgehog recently created from a spare handsome prince (euro-trash porcupine).

The red head was a blonde princess, but the difference isn't enough to dodge copyright.

The hound was the faithfull assistant to the porcupine and the blond.

The dwarf was an evil little fellow who lusted for the blonde and caused all the trouble that fueled the plot.

Dwarf wants blonde, bewitches prince to porcupine, blonde rejects vile dwarf and runs away. Blonde discovers the porcupine's hide out and decides to hang out. Hound leads the blonde and the porcupine through the necessaries to reverse the porcupines lot. Humping and nuptuals take place and vengence is wrought upon the body of the unfortunate dwarf (who should have seen it coming as prejudices never let the dwarf win).

Still a hot new re-write might be interesting and who gets to do the puppy love bit?

 

[maverickstud]

Pay attention!

Incubus,

There's no Goddamn dwarf in this story - it's a leprechaun!

And changing the redhead to a blonde would put us in a completely different genre.

Staying on point,
Jack

I'm sorry to have to tell you, but it's been done and in a Russian fairy tale no less.

Alright, the porcupine was a hedgehog recently created from a spare handsome prince (euro-trash porcupine).

The red head was a blonde princess, but the difference isn't enough to dodge copyright.

The hound was the faithfull assistant to the porcupine and the blond.

The dwarf was an evil little fellow who lusted for the blonde and caused all the trouble that fueled the plot.

Dwarf wants blonde, bewitches prince to porcupine, blonde rejects vile dwarf and runs away. Blonde discovers the porcupine's hide out and decides to hang out. Hound leads the blonde and the porcupine through the necessaries to reverse the porcupines lot. Humping and nuptuals take place and vengence is wrought upon the body of the unfortunate dwarf (who should have seen it coming as prejudices never let the dwarf win).

Still a hot new re-write might be interesting and who gets to do the puppy love bit?

 

[incubus_dark]

Re: Pay attention!

Incubus,

There's no Goddamn dwarf in this story - it's a leprechaun!

And changing the redhead to a blonde would put us in a completely different genre.

Staying on point,
Jack

Alright, alright,

Dwarf, leprechaun; they're both vertically challenged, surely the difference is nuncupatory.

Still I take your point regarding the blonde vs red head thing.

 

[InnerDarkness]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm not too sure. . .

Actually, Sarah, I hadn't thought of it that way, but, damn, that's clever.

Jack

I am all for using the lil porcupine dude as an instrument...not only giving pleasure/pain to the intended target, but *gasp* through being used as an instrument against his own will...the porcupine could discover his very own sub nature!!

*claps*

this could be good

 

[maverickstud]

You're scaring me now

I am all for using the lil porcupine dude as an instrument...not only giving pleasure/pain to the intended target, but *gasp* through being used as an instrument against his own will...the porcupine could discover his very own sub nature!!

*claps*

this could be good

The procupine used as an instrument "against his will"???!Youuuuu...have a TWISTED sense of humor!

Of course, I like that in a person...

Jack

 

[maverickstud]

Re: Re: Pay attention!

Alright, alright,

Dwarf, leprechaun; they're both vertically challenged, surely the difference is nuncupatory.

Still I take your point regarding the blonde vs red head thing.

"Nuncupatory"? Am I going to need a specialized dictionary to look that up?
Jeez, I hate it when that happens.

Seriously, there's more than a nominal difference between leprechauns and dwarves - enough so that if you roughly equate them in one or the other's presence, you're likely to get a punch in the nose...or maybe a punch the kneecap.

Jack

 

[Guest]

I always equated dwarves with fairy tales. Small guys, they hang out with princesses or work in mines, sometimes they're mean and angry, sometimes they're horny, sometimes they decorate front lawns.

Leprechauns are magical and they do things to piss you off because they love practical jokes and have annoying senses of humor.

But the blonde vs. redhead debate still continues.

 

[maverickstud]

Frankly....

I always equated dwarves with fairy tales. Small guys, they hang out with princesses or work in mines, sometimes they're mean and angry, sometimes they're horny, sometimes they decorate front lawns.

Leprechauns are magical and they do things to piss you off because they love practical jokes and have annoying senses of humor.

But the blonde vs. redhead debate still continues.

Sarah,

I suppose it does, but having always preferred brunettes, I'm usually able to avoid that quandry.

Jack

 

[InnerDarkness]

Re: You're scaring me now

The procupine used as an instrument "against his will"???!Youuuuu...have a TWISTED sense of humor!

Of course, I like that in a person...

Jack

*does a small lil curtsey*

Why thank you

 

[maverickstud]

You're REALLY scaring me now

*does a small lil curtsey*

Why thank you

Oh, my. She actually knows how to curtsey? I really, truly, like, for actual and real, may have to marry this girl....

Not easily impressed, but you managed it,
Jack

 

[InnerDarkness]

Re: You're REALLY scaring me now

Oh, my. She actually knows how to curtsey? I really, truly, like, for actual and real, may have to marry this girl....

Not easily impressed, but you managed it,
Jack

For as foul as my mouth and mannerisms may be on a bad day, I actually have a suprising amount of refinement hidden within me