Is there a full moon out or something?

[KillerMuffin]

I mean besides lobito's ass av?

I'm losing my sanity here and all I've got to show for it is a groaning mutt in the corner.

I want to run naked through the woods randomly shooting at whatever.

I want to trade down from a Dodge to a Chevy.

I want to go to sleep, but only if I can pace while I'm doing it.

I want a cat. I don't like cats.

And is it just me or the StudMuffin going out of his way to be particularly irritating today?

The woods are about a half mile away from here and all I need to do is figure out where I left the key to the vault. I've got like three bricks of .45, two .45s, and 8 clips. I don't care if it is like 12 degrees and the wind chill is ninety below.

 

[Cheyenne]

Is there a full moon out or something?

Yes. I think it is either full or nearly full. Very bright on a cold, clear night. Beautiful with the stars in the sky all around it. I noticed it when I came home, and wondered if it would have any affect on people. Maybe it has.

 

[patient1]

I don't know about you , but the rest of us are intoxicated..

Note the extra sloppy spelling tonight.

.45, eh? That's a big bore for a petite wrist. What 's the load?

 

[koalabear]

Getting a Chevy would be trading up!

 

[Krankar]

yes.

if its not a full moon, its close enough.

to divert you from your homicidal leanings, I challenge you to identify the following lyrics.

Some people prefer cupcakes.
I, for one, care less for them.
------------------------------
have a locked&loaded NewYear!

K

 

[KillerMuffin]

I have three bottles of tequila ranging from 40 bucks to 60 bucks in value. And I can't drink.

Bother.

And NO a Chevy is a lessor vehicle therefore it's trading down.

 

[Chuckus]

I couldn't tell ya thru the pair of Segrams' seven and seven glasses I have on right now...........things are a little hazy!!!

 

[Problem Child]

I mean besides lobito's ass av?

I'm losing my sanity here and all I've got to show for it is a groaning mutt in the corner.

I want to run naked through the woods randomly shooting at whatever.

I want to trade down from a Dodge to a Chevy.

I want to go to sleep, but only if I can pace while I'm doing it.

I want a cat. I don't like cats.

And is it just me or the StudMuffin going out of his way to be particularly irritating today?

The woods are about a half mile away from here and all I need to do is figure out where I left the key to the vault. I've got like three bricks of .45, two .45s, and 8 clips. I don't care if it is like 12 degrees and the wind chill is ninety below.

Come live with me and we'll shoot guns and think up new ways to get off and eat waffles for breakfast afterwards. I love dictionaries. I have lots of ammo. I never tire of eating pussy. I'll have a mmf threeway with you. Anal sex turns me on.

Just leave that fucking chihuahua where it is.

 

[cymbidia]

I need to get laid in the worst way.
Just plain straight sex would be nice, no bells and whistles necessary (this time).
Even plain straight phone sex would be okay, i think.

Notice how neatly i avoided that 5 letter word that starts with "n" and ends with "a"? I'm trying... see the sig block?

How long do you think i can keep this up?

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Happy New Year KillerMuffin!

Ya Gotta Know That I'm...











I Hope She Has No Bad Colors er Nothin, Darlin!



LOL!
Happy New Year To All!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I knew That EveryBody Would Read The Bitch Goddess Thread.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[Chuckus]

*screaming at the top of his lungs*

HOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[lilminx]

Even plain straight phone sex would be okay, i think.

How long do you think i can keep this up?

Hey Cym, I get free Long distance on my cell after 8 pm

 

[KillerMuffin]

The Muffin Man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen... Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside procceds to dump these inside of his shirt... He turns to us and speaks:

"Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!"

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk yuk... let's try that again...!) He poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design. Later he says:

"Some people... Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while I myself say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey earth as that prince of foods... The muffin!"

Girl you though he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didn't know nuthin'


Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin'
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin'


Muffin Man, Frank Zappa, Bongo Fury (1975)



I'm da KillerMuffin... heh.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

The Moon Is Beautiful!

I Bet That Jupiter Was Too!
But Alas I Did Not See It.

 

[patient1]

nutella phone sex?

or is that too many letters? PM me back, cymbidia.

 

[Angelus]

Well a full moon would explain why people are acting so crazy tonight.

 

[Chuckus]

*screaming at the top of his lungs*

HOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL



Just in case y'all missed that..........

 

[Krankar]

freekinA!!

KM-
you da one! not often is one so informed or their name origins.

well,fuck me with a hammer!

now, what was Billy The Mountain's wife named?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Ethell. The happy couple still live together in the Mojave by beautiful Old Zircon.

Yes, I know their little secret, too.

 

[Problem Child]

Ok you can bring the chihuahua.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Can you come and get me? I can't drive.

 

[Problem Child]

Yes.

 

[Krankar]

NOW...

cant divert u nymore- ur 2 good.

jack the slide and pop off a few.
fuck the brass-catcher

(I cant drive either- will get a cab an' meet you at Joe's garage)

 

[cymbidia]

I am sooooooo bad at returning pm's.
Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad.
I like to get them though!



Tick tick tick.
Almost midnight on the west coast, Literotica Central.

And i keep losing my connection, too.
That's a pisser.

 

[fgarvb1]

Happy new Year, KM.

Would you like to use my mini-14 for awhile? I have 10,20&30 round clips and several hundred rounds of ammo.

It's some great stress relief after a rough day!